Jefferson Preparatory School - Patriot Yearbook (Pine Bluff, AR)

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to swim in whenever she wants, to Page Walt I give a key to the Squirrel s Club, to Kay Phillips my little sister I wash all the luck in the future and to the Junior Class I leave all the fun times that are possible as a Senior I RANDY MASSANELLI hereby bequeath the following to Jay Smith the IPM Qef ferson Prep Mafiaj to run as he sees fit to Roe Buckley a pair of high tides a tube of Bryl Cream and a book of redneck slang so he will feel more at home while he s working, to Melissa Albright a new pair of houseshoes so she doesn t have to hide her old ones to Marti Spikes a helmet to wear while she rides her motorcycle, to Coach Leslie some whiskers and a scar on his face so he can get in to see Bambi without being carded, to Coach Edwards I leave the Arkansas Ra zorback front line and to the Patriot football team the Ark Razorback coaching staff to Mr Reyner a book of weird speeches from Aristotle Socrates and Freud because his other ones are getting old And to the junior Class good luck in the future Being of sober mind and sound body I SCOTT MOSELEY do hereby bequeath to Jay joe and Webb my grade point average so they will always have a seat in Dum my Hall, to Carrie Aj Curtis my Jack and spare tire and a Sahara Temple be g1nner's guide to First Aid, to Molly Owen a year s supply of toothpaste gl one heavy duty extra large tooth bursh to Scott Hollingsworth my lifetime subscription to Cycle News, to Melissa Albright enough money to straighten her toes however much it costs, to Coach Edwards I won t leave anything but I ll take his wife And lastly to next year's Sr Football team my famous book just Because you don t actice doesn t mean you can't Play I RONDA MURRAY do hereby bequeath the following to Carla Wilson my lab partner the ability to catch a towel on fire with a ringstand, to Carrie Curtis an unlimited supply of tardy slips so she can be excused from being late after Trig class, to Molly Owen I give back her half of her gl Melan1e's room with the agreement that I can still use lt to Sandy Michael I leave my cheerleading tights since ther're hers anyway, to Victoria Rogers I leave my next to the end place on the sidelines while cheering, to my sister Susan I leave my ability to get caught by 2 tI'a1nS every morning, and finally to the junior Class I leave my Sen1or Privileges which have now become junior Privileges too I MELANIE OWEN do hereby leave to johnna Goggans my hopes thatnext year she will have as good of a little s1ster as I have had to Victoria Rogers gl Marti Spikes I leave the tradition of being their big sis, to Miles Goggans my ability to kill 6 coots instead of his so called 4 to Carla Wilson 12 red roses to use this summer at cheerleading camp to Marti Spikes a year s supply of beans so she can continue to ride her motorcycle, to my sister Molly I leave my love for jeffer son our 73 VW Punk1n ftake good care of ity and last but not least I leave the junior Class best wishes for a great oncoming year I KIM QUINN do hereby bequeath the following to Alan Stone a heavy courting 1 V 1 . 1 1 1 , . . . . - 1 1 - . . . . . . . 1 1 1 1 . , . . . . . , . ' . . . . 1 . . . . 1 . . . . . - . ' . . 1 - 1 1 . . . . . 1 1 . . . . 1 1 - , - . . H H . . . - 1 . . . . 0 , ' . . . . . 1 . . . . 1 ' , . , . . . 1 1 I 1 1 - 1 ll PI' . . . . 1 1 - 1 , . X I ' . . . 1 . . . . . . 1 1 1 . . . . 1 1 1 . . . . . . ' - ll - ll ' ' ' ll . . 1 1 - . . . . . . . 1 . . . - . . . 1 1 . D . . , 1 1 . . . . - 1 ll - - . 1 1 1 . . . . 1 1 -

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drive because she really needs it, to Meredith Gault hopes that she'll be a great success in life, to Margaret Doyle the wishes that she will find a great little sister just like I did, to Butch Michael my space in the Gault family, to Marti Spikes, the whole jefferson Prep. parking lot for the use she uses Burger Chef's, to Melissa Albright, the friendship that I have with that certain one guy, to Sandy Michael, the great knowledge I have for those certain kind of rooms, to Crystal Thornton, I leave Dana and Sandy, hoping they won't contaminate her, to Christine Hoover, my dark ends for her roots, and to Scott Hollingsworth, I leave my BOOTS! I, ANITA GIBBS, being sound and sober upon this day, do hereby leave the follow- ing to my fellow heathenic tribe members, to Carrie Curtis, my wild and crazy weekends, to jeff H. , Nephew, and Peon, a lifetime supply of green apple fheathenj bubble gum, lunging, our assorted list of mighta sweets, more of those hu- moric Bat jokes, and that lasting thrill of 'i s . . . bud-g, to jeff DeMaine, alias Wolf Poodle, memories of acclowning, power sliding, 81 someone to keep him in a supply of gum and wolf suckers, to Darryl DeMaine, fthe youngest Vandalj, the frequent use of the name A.j. , a supply of junior wolf suckers, supreme thrash- ings, and lots of luck in his growing up, and to the Class of 80, I leave best wishes and lots of luck in the future. I, PATTI KELLY, being of sound mind and questionable body do hereby leave: to Jeffery D. , Wolfpoodle, a lifetime supply of wolfsuckers and a standing invita- tion to come stay with me at college, to Kelly Corkins , one extra large peppermint stick from I-Iestand's, to Carrie Curtis, all the bat jokes from last summer and the famous quote, No, Anita, you can't , , '! , to Chuck Brown the name Nas- ty because he deserves it and hopes that someday someone will embarrass him as much as he has me, to Marti Spikes, all the sick jokes from cheerleading camp and a No, Morti every time she says somethingstupid, to Darryl QBLJ DeMaine, Mork's age machine, so he can use it to grow up, and to the Senior classes to come, the ability to have fun and enjoy your Sr. year, because it only happens once. Being of partly sound mind and sometimes sober body, I, STUART LEE, hereby leave the following to the following: to Allen Cheesman, I leave the Motor Trend magazine which he never returned, to jay Smith I leave all the parts that he may need to keep his yellow sewing machine running, to Dana Gault, I leave a picture of a black Trans Am so she can eat her heart out, and to jefferson Prep. , I leave 2 things: a radar gun so they can have PROOF of speeding, and some eye glasses so they can seeall the other speeders besides me. I, CINDY MCGAUGHY, do hereby leave the following: to Marti Spikes, a complete supply of towels for later use, in case she runs out, to Barrett Stratton, I leave some golf balls, since she can't seem to keep up with hers, to Melissa Albright, I leave a place on Charlie's Angels, since she has already been practicing, to Cry- stal Thornton and Sandy Michael a year's supply of dogs , also to Crystal, I leave her old wrecked car, that never wasl, to Carrie Curtis, I leave Bama Bay

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permit personally signed by Mr. Diggs, to Melissa Albright, Marti Spikes , 81 Molly Owen my place in the front seat of Hey jim Wilson's car, to Sandy Mi- chael, lipstick so she may continue to ride the range, to jeff DeMaine 2 round trip tickets to Las Vegas 81 a marriage license, to my baby brother Ray I leave a '76 Buick with a secret compartment invisible to the naked eye, to my little sister, Jodi Davis, I leave my love for Jefferson, 81 to the Junior Class all the fun I had in my Senior year. I, ALLISON RUSH, do hereby bequeath: to Cinda Motes 1 tight hairband so hers will quit falling out 81 hopes that she will someday catch up with that silver 81 blue Cougar, to Kelly Corkins I giveup my reign as president of IPI-IA because I have confidence that she'll carry on the tradition, And to all 3, one hit for the road . . . 5 to Melody, my great study habits 81 patience to live through her future days at jefferson, to Mr. Reyner, the Pronunciation Encyclopedia of the South so he can say tournament, hour, etc .3 gl finally, to my brother Morgan, I leave my love gl hopes that he will grasp the opportunities that come his way. I, GECRGIANA WALT, do hereby bequeath: a Big Red Head to Sandy Michael, a jar of pickles to Miles Goggansg a can of gas to Paul Spikes, to Carla Wilson, a date with my Scott, Ben Gay, gl some Christmas decorations, to Melissa Albright, a pair of black, low heeled tap shoes with smiley ponytail holders like the lady in orange at dancing school, to Susie Hood, my little sister, the best of luck, to Page Walt a case of Purpose soap 81 enough money to have a hair transplant when time comes to Chase Walt a gym so he won't play basketball in the house to Marti Spikes a new green fur lined nightgown and to the junior Class the best of luck for your Senior year 1 0 . ' . ! ! i . - . . . . i I ! D n