Jefferson Preparatory School - Patriot Yearbook (Pine Bluff, AR)

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1, KELLIE STRATTON, being of sound mind and body fthis dayj do hereby will the following: the luck l've had at waiting until the last minute to do my homework and still make passing grades to anybody who has other things to do in the afternoons besides school workg to Mrs. Orso my brain with all its leamings but take away the memorizing for my own useg to all the juniors the joys and heartaches of being a seniorg to Jefferson Prep a tradition of sisters and cousins in hopes that they keep up the good ole name . I, TAMMY STRATTON, being sound and sober on this day, do will the followingg to Carrie Cur- tis and Kelly Corkins the use of ' 'toby and boz and memories of our shopping spreesg to Steph- anie Cornwell the ability to make friends on Cherry Street and Spurg to Kelly Corkins one empty chip basket from Juan's Taco House and someone to help her get out of the bathroom at Spurg to Crystal Thornton a supply of make-up so she can become professional at decoratingg to Molly Owen a crate of band-aids, to Cindy McGaughy some calmness and a sore head from Santa Beeg to Linda Castleberry the pretzel dance fmay she twist foreverjg to Terry Hopson lots of luck on his ability to look 215 to Melanie Owen lots of luck on avoiding other carsg to the cheerleaders of next year exu-a time so that they will use it for practice instead of flirting, to the junior class the best of luck. I, MYRA SWAFFORD, do hereby leave the following: to Darcy and Perry my ability in basket- ball, in hopes that they use it better than I didg to Cindy McGaughy my place in the Swafford family, to Poncho the ability to sing my songsg to Sandy and Woody Brown my normg to Terry Hopson the ability to put dents in a carg all my test papers to jefferson Prep that they may never nm out of flagsg to Barrett Albright keen sense , common sense , and plenty of nonsense' ' . 1, BECKY TRIPLETT, do hereby bequeath the following: to Allison Rush an invisible car fso she can skip easierjg to john Atkinson my profound love for all true Patriots and an earmuff so he won't hear everything, to Alan Stone, Ray Quinn, and Mrs. Thomason a large bottle of Tylenol to cope with all your oncoming headachesg to Mr. Bagley a pair of baggy grey gym shorts to re- place the tight ones he hasg to the junior class all the fun times l had fif they know how to do it rightj . 1, MARK WATTERSON, of unsound mind and unstable body, do hereby bequeath the following: to Mrs. Orso my old bowling ball in hopes her game will improveg to Ronda Murray my mighty Maverick's ability to stallg to Mark Craig my vacancy on the executive board of the pencilneck organization, to Kim Quinn my outstaning singing abilitiesg to the entire junior class my hopes that they will have an enjoyable senior year. 1, ALLYSON WHITE, being of sound mind and bodyf ?j dohereby leave the following: my sung- lasses to Mrs. Orso, who with their help may be considered hipg to the annual staff photographers I simply leave, to Cindy McGaughy my great rebounding ability and heightg to Stephanie Comwell the pony at Safeway and three dimesg to Coach Wallace sexy legs and white socks, to the 78-79 basketball girls my ' 'bubbling' ' ability that t.hey may continue to dribble down the basketball cout.

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I, SCOTT HOOVER, being of sotmd mind and sober, do hereby leave the followingg to Stuart Lee my ability to drive to Burger Chef in two minutes or lessg to joel Modisette some patience to con- trol his terrile case of senioritis until he is a seniorg to Houston Chambliss my knowledge of get- ting stuck cars of of ditchesg to Ronnie Clifton my list of things to do when he can't find a date for the weekendg to Holt Crenshaw the ability to decide who to block so he won't block his own teammates anymoreg and to Mrs. Thomason five eraser throwing lessons so she can be accurate from now on. l, BOBBY JORDAN , with all honesty and somberness leave: all of my high school ' 'Larrying' ' to Darcy Swaffordg all of my ftmky moves on the football field and basketball court to anybody who can master them. I, STEVE METZ, being of sound mind and body, leave the following: to the junior Class the re- mains of the senior loungeg to Sandy Brown my ability to get along with Mrs. Orso, to Mark Craig the remains of my acclowning bookg to Mr. Reemes a toolbox and book, How to Fix Your Car' 'g to my sisters a vast number of book reports and term papers. I, KATHRYN NORRIS, do hereby leave: my wornout painters pants to Georgiana Walt, who wears hers almost as much as I dog to Randy Massanelli my seriousness in hopes he will find time to use it, especially on his wild datesg to Molly Owen a great big smile , since she's bound to wear her's out sooner or laterg to Christine Hoover my eyes so she'll have an extra pair when she wears hers out looking for Bret Perryg to Melissa Albright a year's supply of hairbrushes so she'll always have one in typing classg to Mrs. Thomason a bionic arm to use when hers overloadsg to the jtmior ' class, lots of luck. I, LEE OWEN, sound and sober, leave the following: to joe Cook my acquired talent of not get- ting caughtg to Houston Chambliss a road map and a chain for emergencies, to Stephanie Corn- well an empty can of a certain type of breath sprayg to Kelly Corkins a case of empties that need to be returned for deposit on surrounding road sidesg to Darcy Swafford and Cindy McGaughy a complete set of plumbing tools and parts, and a book of instructions on how to amintain a lawn sprinkler system and how to fix an overrun water faucetg to Mrs. Orso hopes that she will put me in her willg to Mrs. Griggs my full library of Cliff 's Notesg to Terry Hopson a sack full of more empty cans to be placed in the back of his truckg to Ron Clifton an empty can of Skoal. l, SARAH REYNOLDS, of great mental stability, leave the following: to Carrie Curtis and Kelly Corkins Toby and Boz, hoping they will learn what to do with thimg to Molly Owen my brush, be- cause hers will be worn outg to-Darcy Swafford my ability to have a good time in Shreveportg to Christine Hoover my place as co-captain and a white wedding dress, to Roe Buckley I just wish to take him with meg to Melanie Owen and Marti Spikes the tradition of their big sisg to the cheer- leading squad a permanent ride to all out-of -town gamesg to anyone my basketball uniform, hoping they can use it more than I didg to the junior Class best wishes for a great year.

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