Jefferson Preparatory School - Patriot Yearbook (Pine Bluff, AR)

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Last Will And Testament I, LIS ABERNATHY, will: to Mrs. Grigg my saying I-Ia, Mama to remeber me byg to Houston Chambliss a book on how to stay in shape on the weekend during football seasong to Terry Hopson and Ron Clifton my books on hunting and fishingg to Stuart Lee my crutches, for if anything else happens in football practiceg to Stephanie Cornwell all the good times we had, to Mrs . Griggs all my English books to resell for they haven't been used much, to Kelly Corkins a can of freak fresh- EDEI' . l, CRAIG BOND, being of unsound mind and broken body, do hereby leave , and upon leaving, will the following: to Mrs. Orso my soul in hope that my bonus points may forever increaseg to Scott Hoover and Lee Owen two bags of quarters to protect them and their acquaintances, to Sandy Brown a generous sum of money to buy Mrs. Orso a Tab a dayg to Holt Crenshaw a typewriter manual so he can fix all those dismembered typewritersg to Stuart, Ronnie , and Greg my ac- clowning workbook with the hope that all those blank drills will come in handy next yearg to the Jimiors the rules of our game of intimidationg to Joel Modisette a generous number of senior ring impressions to last him until his senior year when he can deal them out himself, to the football team the hope that Heritage Christian will not be as large and tough next year. l, WAYNE DEAM, leave: all my marbles to be distributed evenly among the faculty members who seem to be missing a fewg an 8x10 glossy of Nixon to a certain history teacher who seems to be an avid fang to same teacher an illustrated instruction book, ' 'How to Become a Kamikaze Pi- lot in Your Toyota' ' 5 to Terry Hopson the 96,980 plus miles on my truck fin fact he can have the whole thingjg to Mark Craig all my unfinished homework assignments, in hope that he can finish them, my entire estate of S800 xw S400 to be distriubted evenly among all my math teachers. l, SHERI GLOVER, leave: my height to Romiie Clifton because he could definitely use itg Cindy McGaughy to Darcy Swaffoxd in hopes he can make her behave since someone needs tog to Terry Hopson enough money for a complete course in driver education, to Kelly Corkins my position on the basketball team and my innocent looks when I foulg to Stuart Lee, Greg Flegal, and Ronnie Harden my ability to pass accounting since they'll probably be taking it againg to Crystal Thorn- ton one wastebasket full of water since she'd know what to do with itg to the Jtmior Class the best of luck fyou'll need ity . l, SUSIE HANKINS, will: to Kelly C. and Carrie C. one huge kiss for England flings after a bas- ketball game, Toby and Boz, and a quarter for the Western staiiong to Christine H. a bottle of Pepto to make camp easier and a white wedding dressg To Marti S . the ability to be the most gullible in my classg to Linda C. my Trailblazer nickname in hopes she'll learn which way to go on 27thg to Stephanie C. the memories of 5 X 21 f 76, L.L. , an REO tape , and the ability to make England Enemies in 5 minutesg to Crytal T. an unused La Quinta wall to decorateg to Sandy M. an old nicknameg to next year's squad my ' 'base position' ' , ability to turn the wrong way on ' 'smoke 'em' ' , and ability to have a good time in Shreveport, my sympathy to slow math stu- dentsg my good luck, which passed me by to next year's seniors.

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I, SCOTT HOOVER, being of sotmd mind and sober, do hereby leave the followingg to Stuart Lee my ability to drive to Burger Chef in two minutes or lessg to joel Modisette some patience to con- trol his terrile case of senioritis until he is a seniorg to Houston Chambliss my knowledge of get- ting stuck cars of of ditchesg to Ronnie Clifton my list of things to do when he can't find a date for the weekendg to Holt Crenshaw the ability to decide who to block so he won't block his own teammates anymoreg and to Mrs. Thomason five eraser throwing lessons so she can be accurate from now on. l, BOBBY JORDAN , with all honesty and somberness leave: all of my high school ' 'Larrying' ' to Darcy Swaffordg all of my ftmky moves on the football field and basketball court to anybody who can master them. I, STEVE METZ, being of sound mind and body, leave the following: to the junior Class the re- mains of the senior loungeg to Sandy Brown my ability to get along with Mrs. Orso, to Mark Craig the remains of my acclowning bookg to Mr. Reemes a toolbox and book, How to Fix Your Car' 'g to my sisters a vast number of book reports and term papers. I, KATHRYN NORRIS, do hereby leave: my wornout painters pants to Georgiana Walt, who wears hers almost as much as I dog to Randy Massanelli my seriousness in hopes he will find time to use it, especially on his wild datesg to Molly Owen a great big smile , since she's bound to wear her's out sooner or laterg to Christine Hoover my eyes so she'll have an extra pair when she wears hers out looking for Bret Perryg to Melissa Albright a year's supply of hairbrushes so she'll always have one in typing classg to Mrs. Thomason a bionic arm to use when hers overloadsg to the jtmior ' class, lots of luck. I, LEE OWEN, sound and sober, leave the following: to joe Cook my acquired talent of not get- ting caughtg to Houston Chambliss a road map and a chain for emergencies, to Stephanie Corn- well an empty can of a certain type of breath sprayg to Kelly Corkins a case of empties that need to be returned for deposit on surrounding road sidesg to Darcy Swafford and Cindy McGaughy a complete set of plumbing tools and parts, and a book of instructions on how to amintain a lawn sprinkler system and how to fix an overrun water faucetg to Mrs. Orso hopes that she will put me in her willg to Mrs. Griggs my full library of Cliff 's Notesg to Terry Hopson a sack full of more empty cans to be placed in the back of his truckg to Ron Clifton an empty can of Skoal. l, SARAH REYNOLDS, of great mental stability, leave the following: to Carrie Curtis and Kelly Corkins Toby and Boz, hoping they will learn what to do with thimg to Molly Owen my brush, be- cause hers will be worn outg to-Darcy Swafford my ability to have a good time in Shreveportg to Christine Hoover my place as co-captain and a white wedding dress, to Roe Buckley I just wish to take him with meg to Melanie Owen and Marti Spikes the tradition of their big sisg to the cheer- leading squad a permanent ride to all out-of -town gamesg to anyone my basketball uniform, hoping they can use it more than I didg to the junior Class best wishes for a great year.