Jefferson High School - Nautilus Yearbook (Lafayette, IN)

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m2.----- dw - Y Aaissmw f p i W-W ' M - aria oaucrnue W1 - dropped to the floor as they haltingly took off their armor. They all left 1 ,Nl the room save one who was struggling with his helmet. In this case an 5 ' 5, . 93 lg' 1. 'A KX WN A 0 XJ B k! iron kettle. Who is't?,' spoke Elliott. 'Tis I, Sir Knight James Hudson of famed 'Hudson Qysters, extra slick., Confusion is noted. The cook runs from the room and returns with Ethan Beck, the star blacksmith of the king- dom. He at once proposed the laying of Sir James' head on the anvil and-well Qdon't cry, Rolloj his measures were far too drastic to con- sider, for Csecretsl Sir James was handsome, a pure Grecian type, nose and name. Princess Katherine was in love with that nose and it must not be flat- tened. Marshall came in and offered to help. He inserted two straws in the openings where Sir James' ears kept the kettle from touching his head and blew, but to no avail. The Princess entered and straightway fainted gracefully. While they were gathering up the pieces Elliott got an idea CNO, Percival, it's not in the museumj. She called in Earl LeEevre, the strongest man in the kingdom, Hercules, Samson, Goliath, and jack Dempsey rolled into nothing. ' This magnihcent specimen of human physique grasped the kettle with his hands, placed his knee on poor James' stomach. Pulling with one extremity, pushing with the other, he exerted all the power he was capable of using. A rattle, a crash and Sir James skyrocketed across the floor to land head first in the flour barrel, but minus the kettle which was merely a crumpled scrap of iron in LeFevre,s hand. He climbed out and they formed a huddle and sweetly caroled Root-i-toot-toot Root-i-toot-toot Wire the boys who saved Jimmie's snoot. Buckwheats! exclaimed the princess as she started the Black Bot- tomv. Hey! Hey!,' Jimmy cried as he grabbed the princess. t'Oh, you nasty thing, she sniveled as she ran from the room, bumped into the cook and landed on the floor with French pastries decorating her dress. It was almost entirely covered with two tinted little cakes. 'QWell, well, said Bo , the butler, as he careened into the room. So this is what caused the famine in Siberia, and they lived snappily ever after. ? f f' A :ma . I x , 93 l 312 an '4 . DD CCCC PAGE 128 -

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- 7 I g - Iv- I, . L Q one Qaocrros W EH When Knighthood Was in Flour E3 , GET SET! g ' ll' James Hudson-a brave and handsome knight. i l l' Katherine O'Brien-the beautiful princess. Elliott Hallowell-the chief cook. Ethan Beck-the king- a dom's hefty blacksmith. 1 V Marshall Kelm-the trum- . , pet blower. ,KA '- i ll Earl LeEevre-the big I X 'i i 33 strong he-man. nb ', , .V 32 W Arvillo Bohanon-the l 5 l l l' I gentleman who didn't prefer l 4 I blondes. , A- -'Q ,tx I ici W 5 F -' 5 X if 'j READYW! gffaiiijjl gf in The protein studio of a K sk :tg l ' modern palace. Everything ' X fl fx T: A I ' is painted a ghastly white. N ' K Q 6 1' W Even the cook has white l l l if 1 'A A hair. It is equipped, strange l fN to say, with a frigidaire, a ' . X xl En ? mf i, lf 4 'N C E T-gcccc DD J jlvgl v-I N-. n-A M meswaaeemasaasa o aeegsga ov-do D m ::-I Edn.Q,C,7,-5g9,5'D2a2.-+ZmP1O -1539-on A ET? .' o-v :1 'D ::--- ' ww ' woagi eagneiaiaz g?5f,58 qqmfffoor-1gm3mg35g. 5-5-8 C mf-f 42 V2:t?D2is5maQl5O FZSOEPQ 9.7 5-7 n-. ,U 0 ri PT' Udamzobzrivd-U?aH:2E',hm9gUj,u 2-Swag 2 -v 9' TWO-O 2:1- U,2fb5-:-fi :J-333,279-?,T i-1 r-. U, P-- E,fs9:,--U-Zian-'DDs:3f:..O'DFs Qflgg-N ,D ,.v-:rbK4U'Cg14:,.,:2nUOgd...o,-.,.,v-1 4-1 H 5-93 :irE,,Q-952 8?,,,o3?c 8:r .a2'9U2fDD- 52-:2.gmfffaeg:s:.sag gfwag 5 Q v-:B U-13 '+V' -- DU' H 4 QFD uifmomgsawg 6,535-o.'on7,' Da-Q:-El vdn-.,,O:s My-1Or'+gg0.Q Hlgim ,-.Oh-'mfg 0fm3: g3?::f?T'fD?m'f'oQrT SQWFSFY' csgigg . s aji Q' .lg X ' U' '. i lil 5 HI Es E 'B ' 'Irma if H-'TVX Q. n- u tb.: gg ' ix-..-ff if lg AN!! ,yi 2' I im'L1I,,'l!-E,fif. fff,- . t'2D lwyhlghgm .hx : 1 2: E- I I X IU! '. FD I 1 JM' x .- IIMJ--.C .x?f- A i, to Q- I ' ,lrl!Mg.Q,,.,,, :S WK xx V h-In N 'VLIJ' ' m U' ' N l lqlffihfgl sa I l 'mills' W-M, - ',lL. LI ' l .Ri p U-D ,mul 'ssssi ig rf ffl, E::::i.ff- '-em ' Q-2 I N lil' '-1-Q Qs- Nw H ' if' ' Nf . 3 2 ll MQX'vE5X , 'in Us 5' f-mmiifwk 'Bali ua P1 Zin K AA 4 4 i4 Ekleffff D PAGE 127

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W Crier DE-IUCLIILUS Collectors I-Iave you ever lived in a house of collectors? You are missing half of your life if you haven't. It's really great sport. Mother and Dad collect old-fashioned furniture in general, but Dad really prefers clocks, while Mother's taste runs to coverlets. I am so thoroughly inoculated with collecting fever that I can assist in collecting furniture, clocks, or coverlets. If you are a light sleeper I warn you not to stay at our house because when the clocks begin to strike you will be awakened and will go from the front door to the telephone and then decide there is a fire before you find out the real cause of the disturbance. The Sheraton Grandfather's clock will probably start to strike first. It has a shrill, ringing tone that will convince you there is a Hre. Next you will hear the other Grand- father,s clock with its deep voice. The clock in the upstairs hall will make you sure there is a fire. The wall clock downstairs has a pleasing, friendly tone and it will pacify you somewhat but you will be bewil- dered. The two clocks Dad is working on and has left in the dining room will strike together and send you from the front door to the tele- phone. Why do Seth Thomas clocks strike so loudly? It is a good thing that the other seven clocks are not running or you would have to spend the rest of your days in Indianapolis on Washington Street. Unless you are fond of the odor of moth balls and other moth pre- ventatives it would be wise not to mention coverlets. Mother keeps five of her eight coverlets in a large drawer of her secretary and finishes Hlling the drawer with moth balls. The other three coverlets you will see in on the beds. Some of the furniture is perfectly safe to sit upon, although it ranges in age from two hundred years down to seventy-five years. There are uncomfortable fiddle-backed or rose chairs and comfortable old rocking chairs. Chairs, chairs everywhere, we have seventy-three, as well as other pieces of furniture, all antique. But what is the fun in all this collecting? Did you ever try it? It is more fascinating than any other pastime I ever heard of. Try it some time. Then the use of all these old pieces is a real joy. What real enjoy- ment may be obtained from sitting in an old chair before an open fire just thinking. If you sit there long enough you will see in the dancing flames the original owners of the clocks, furniture, or coverlets. I haven't the powers of description to tell all that you will see. Perhaps you might see the maker of the Sheraton Grandfather's clock carving the brass hands or putting on the Hne moldings. Isnit that enough payment for all the collecting? , I f VW v M :ma E PAGE 129