Jefferson Center High School - Annual Yearbook (Columbia City, IN)

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'Xsispf 3' T E its , 'wzgaf - C CD , NORMAN: 'Aw, GIRLS ARE A DIME A DozEN!' Boa JUDD: JELLY BEANS.n 'AND ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN BUYING THE UPPER CRUST IS JUST A BUNCH OF CRUMBS STUCK TOGETHER WITH THEIR OWN DOUGH. ELAINE WHITE WAS TAKEN BY A FRIEND TO HER FIRST SYMPHONY CONCERT. SHE SAT VERY SILENT DURING THE FIRST WHISPERED TO HER GDMRANIDN: WWHAT'S THAT BOQK THE CONDUOTOR KEEPS LOOKING AT?W 'OH, THAT'S THE SCORE or THE OVERTURE,n RERLIED HER FRIEND. 'REALLYIN ' ' ' GENE PAPA MAMA BABY ITEM ON THE PROGRAM, AND AT THE END SHE GRIED, WHO S WINNING? 'Uo You BELIEVE IN CLUBS FOR woHEN?' MR. KENT: nSURE, IF KINDNESS FAILS.n BEAR BEAR BEAR nWHO'S BEEN DRINKING MY WHISKEY?' nWHO'S BEEN DRINKING MY WlNE?n UBURRRRRPJW JUDGE: HWHY DID You STRIKE YoUR WIFE?N MR. MILLS: 'WELL, SHE HAD HER BACK TO ME, THE BROOKSTICK WAS HANDY, AND THE BACK DOOR wAS OPEN so I TOOK THE CHANCE.n LAWRENCE DEANg 'WE'RE HAVING A RAFFLE FOR A wloow LADY. WILL You BUY A TICKET?n MR, WILSON: HND, THANKS, EVEN IF I WON, MY WIFE WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP HER., MR. LUTHERg UDICK, WHAT MAKES YoU SKIP SCHOOL ALL THE TIME?n DICK: HCLASS HATRED.' dAGKg 'DAD, I JUST SEEN .... W DAD, USGN, WHERE IS YOUR GRAHMAR?' dACKg .nTHAT'S wHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YA. I JUST SEEN HER AT THE BARBER'S GETTING HER HAIR fe 6 , I Ill! Ill THIS X I I D BOBBED.n, CHUCK JR.: nISN'T ROGER A NAUGHTY Doc, MUMMY?' I MRS. LUTHER, 'YES, HE GUGHT TO BE RUNISHEDIU 11 CHUCK JR.: 'I DID PUNISH HIM. I WENT STRAIGHT I TO THE KENNEL ANU DRANK HIS mILK.' I I I IIKI, 4,QE2iik7!tf-NS5b Nxzthhts .E ESQ 11A - I