Jackson Township High School - Blackboard Yearbook (Jamestown, IN)

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19 THE BLACKBOARD 50. JOKES LYELL: Dad, what happens to a ball player when his eyesight be- gins to fail? DAD: They make an umpire out of him. SHE: Did you get hurt when you were on the football team? HE: Nope, It was while the team was on me. SHE: I'm not myself tonight. HE: Then we ought to have a good time. Is the dance formal, or can I wear my own clothes ? KIT: Have you noticed Jane's new bathing suit? KAT: No, I haven't. What does it look like ? KIT: In most places it's a lot like J ane. JOHN: Wanna fly ? JIM P.: Oh, boy! Sure! JOHN: Wait a minute. I'll catch one for you. PROF: Name two pronouns. STUDE: Who, me ? BORE: I passed your house yesterday. BORED: Thanks awfully. LOON: Say, do you know what time it is ? GOON: Yeah. LOON: Thanks DUMB: Do you want to get next to something there's a lot of money in? DUMBER: Sure. DUMB: Well, go downtown and lean up against the bank. ANNOYED FATHER: Good heavens, son! Why aren't you at the top of your class once in a while, instead of always at the bottom? DUMB BUNNY: It doesn't make any difference, Dad. The teacher talks so darned loud you can hear at both ends. CLASS PREZ: Congratulate me! I won the election! POP: Honestly? PREZ: Oh, why bring that up? FATHER: Well, son, how are your marks? SON: They're under water. FATHER: What do you mean, 'under water'? SON: Below C level.

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19 THE BLACKBOARD 50 CLASS WILL We, the Seniors of Jackson Township High School, City of Jamestown, State of Indiana, and County of Boone, having come to the last hours of our high school career, do hereby will our earthly and personal possessions as follows: To the Jackson Township High School, we will our picture, to be hung in the hall. To Mr. Caldwell, we will all our corney jokes. To Mr. Broshar, we will our ability to make speeches without things like that , and to argue about negroes. ' To Mrs. Lane, we will our ability to make perfect sentences in English class and to make perfect JACKSON JOURNAL copies. To the Juniors, we will our ability to keep the JACKSON JOURNAL going. To the Sophomores, we will our ability to give Junior plays and get along with our directors. To the Junior boys, we Senior boys will our indecent Senior cords. We will our ability to play basketball and not get into fights to all the community. INDIVIDUAL BEQUESTS I, Randall Burk, will my hair cuts to Marilyn Riley. I, Marilyn Demaree, will my typing speed to Jack Hedge. I, Donna Mae McDaniel, will my slimness to Marvelyn Anderson. I, Doyel Heiston, will my ability to hold my temper while playing ball to Bob Gregory. I, Deloris Branstetter, will my nickname Red , to Carolyn Cram. I, John Hovermale, will my shortness to Lowell Spaulding. I, Juanita Branstetter, will my motherly ways to Marcia Brown. I, Pat Ohman, will my personality to Carolyn Patterson. I, Delores Newell, will my boyfriends to Helen Spivey. I, Ruth Runion, will my ability to remember to Mr. Caldwell. I, Marilyn Huffman, will my ability to get boyfriends instead of Mex- icans to Joan Froman. We, Bob Clampitt and Bob Kinkead, will our ability to become Seniors and our seats in assembly to Rex Goodnight. I, Jim Patton, will my ability to go steady to Bill Mercer. I, Dick Otterman, will my quiet ways to Joe Maddox. Marilyn Demaree wills to anyone who needs them the cute little mice in the history room. Deloris Branstetter wills her Southern accent to Evelyn Dennis. Do you need it, Evelyn ? Marilyn Huffman wills her ability to make B's in journalism to Vir- ginia Ailes. Attest: Little Bo Peep Tom Tinker Three Little Pigs

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