Jackson High School - Osky Wow Yearbook (Jackson, OH)

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Our New High School Building -where future classes of Jackson High will enjoy every modern facility

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Our Old High School Building Pleasant Memories will ever make Old Kitmison High dear to our hearts.

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Osky Wow Smiles Ruth Sheward—“Doesn’t my hair need cutting awfully?” Evert W.—“No, it seems to be cut that way now.” Miss Woodruff—“George, did you throw any of those paper wads which are sticking on the black board?” George H.—“No, mine didn’t stick.” Mr. Henson—The trouble with the great open space is that so many of them are located under hats. We can say one thing for the flivver; it rattles before it strikes you. Mr. Henson says, “The best way to get to the top is to go to the bottom of things” Dwane Whitaker—“Where is your chivalry?” Ebby Barlow—“Oh, that old thing? I traded it for a Cadillac”. There are better things than money, but it takes money to buy them. Miss Price—“Soldiers fight best in religious wars.” Ralph H.—“No, they fight best m mutinies.” A FEW PROBLEMS (A) A man’s beard grows lA inch per day. How long will it be before it will reach from New York to San Francisco? (B) If nails sell at 8c per pound, what are the nails on your fingers worth? Virginia Washam upon going to fortune teller asked when was the best time for her to get married. She took one look at her and advised her to grab the first chance. Dwane W.—“If you look at me that way I’ll kiss you.’ Marcella H.—“Well, I shall not be able to hold this expression much longer”. Glendon S.—“Dad, I simply must have a new hat.” His Dad—“But I notice you go without a hat.” Glendon—“Yes, but I must have one to go without.” Eddy Claar—“How do you play hookey from a correspondence school?” Eddy Michael—“I send them an empty envelope.” Marshall C.—“Life is just a merry go round.” Charley H.—“Yes, with all the girls reaching for the gold ring that means a free ride.” Miss Price—“Why that strange expression on your face?” Carl B.—“Oh, I was just thinking.” Miss Woodruff—(In physics class) “Has any one a question?” George Horton—“Yes, how much cement does it take to make a concrete number?” Ethel Jones—“Pretty dress you’re wearing.” Iva Steele—“Yes, one day my mother sat up three nights to make it.” Roy Ray—(On entering Manual Training Building) “What are you doing? Sweeping out the shop?” Vinton McCoy—“No I’m sweeping out the shavings and leaving the shop.” Cecil Harper—“I saw about 50 rabbits dead on the way to school this morning.” Dwight Nichols—“Who killed them?” Cecil—“The Boll weevils ran them to death trying to get the cotton out of their tails.” Mr. Thomas—(In music period) “Why all the confusion?” Lewis Davis—“Ah! he was humming the second verse instead of the iirst one.” “What is ordinarily used as a conductor of electricity?” asked the Prof. “Why-er” began the student all at sea. “Wire, Correct. Now tell me what is the unit of electric power?” “The what sir?” “Exactly, the watt. Very good. That will do.”