Ironton High School - Owl Yearbook (Ironton, OH)

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I. Horatio Spector, will my position as the only lx y in Advanced Latin Section to any sophomore hoy who wants it. I. Harold Smith, will niv ability to teach algebra to Miss Mohr. I. Charles Saunders, will my seat in hand to George Whitley. I. Carl R. Salle, will my fighting ability in football locker rooms to Boh Warren. I. I.a Moyne Tvo. will Miss Smith’s affections for me to Hugh McC urdy. I, Larry Van Hoose. will my worries to Bud Hudson. I. Marguerite Vencille, will mv shorthand ability to Edith Jeter. I, Harold Vogelsong, will my knowledge of American History to Jimmy Erskine. I, Leo Vance, will my S. A. to Paul Anderson. I, Lee Roy Vaughan, will my ability to get along with Miss Flower to some needy junior. I, Ruth Whitton, will the red hair T have always wanted to Miss Dana. I, Madeline Wilson, will my shiny nose and the vanity to .alter the defect to Hazel Pel fry. I. Ora Edna Wilson, will my hangs to Ellie McCormick. 1. Babe Wynier, will mv football ability to Eddie Colson. I. Red White, will my football ability to Tommy Dole. I, Anna Marie White, will mv ability to get business arithmetic to Mr. Williams. I. Frank Lover, will the First National Bank Building to Charles Woodrow Moulton. I, Arthur Kurtz, will a nice hatch of 0. R. M. to Galen Kinley. I. Miss Davidson, bequeath my love and best wishes to “my children . To the Classes To the juniors, we bequeath our good judgment which we hope they may some day use. To the sophomores, our sister class, goes our good name. We pray that they will always treat it with the utmost reverence and respect. To the freshmen we leave all the yo-yos which we have reluctantly discarded. (Signed)—Homer Eimngtox. CLASS SONG Goodbye Ironton High Goodbye Ironton High, twe’re going to leave you, Over all the earth we’re going to roam And when in years to come we look baek o’er you, May we think of you as our dear home. As we think of all our days together, All our thoughts of you be good and true, Hut ere you herald our mournful departure, May you think of us as we do you. Farewell Ironton High, our work is ended From you, dear old school, we must depart. Altho' your work is done by our successors. Always keep our love within your heart. Fate holds much for us in our near future Time with you will show as years go by. May fate be good to you in your endeavors, And so Old Ironton High, we say good-bye. —Gene Campbell. Twenty-three

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1, Betty Hoffman, will the dinner dishes to Marijane. I, Clyde Henry, will my shorthand ability to Paul Stevenson. I, I om Hopkins, will my intelligence to mv brother Speck, who'll probabily need it. I, Dolly Henninger, will my duty of shutting off the alarm to Janet. I, Eileen Hunter, will my curly golden locks to anyone desirous of them. I, Lillian Hall, will my vocal chords to Dot Workman. I, Wilford lines, will my knowledge of women to any interested Junior. L Jack Jones, will my undying love for Bobbie to absolutely no one. I, Helen K. Jones, will my privilege of wearing hair-ribbons to Alice Hopkins. I, Posy Justice, will my love for my police dog to Tommy Triplett. I, Carl Justice, will the knot on my shoulders to anyone who needs it. I, Dot Knight, will anything anyone wants to find to anyone who wants to find it. I, Dillard Kuhlman, will my position as Chairman of Discipline Committee to any merciless junior. I, Christine I.ynd, will my dancing ability to Marda Jane Barnes. 1, Charles Lane, will my originality to Paul Anderson. I, Marcella Leach, will my cute giggle to Velra Knapp. I, Doris Lambert, will my Tish to no one. 1, Bill Morgan, will my seat in 225 to any unfortunate junior. We. Francee and Shopey, will our way with each other to Elbe and Matt. I, Donald Myers, will my seat in American History to any good looking junior. I, Claire McXeeley. will my knowledge of American History to no one. I, Ben McCown. will my running ability to all late risers. I, Marguerite McGuire, will my unusual ability in physics to anyone who can get it. I. Bobbie McCormick, will my dates with Jack Jones to no one. 1, Martha Miller, will my love (?) for speech making to Ralph Waldo. I, Ab Marting, will mv knowledge to Edward Colson. I, Edith McDaniel, will my nickname “Cabbage’’ to the best Spanish cribber in the junior class. I, Bea McKnight, will my ability in Latin to June McMahon. I, Mary Emma Neal, will my nickname “Tarzan to anyone who is better qualified for it. I, Millard Noble, will the care of the A. S. 15. millions to the next Student Council T reasurer. I, Gilbert Pennock, will my mythical nothing to my twin uncle who doesn't exist. I, Louise Pickens, will my seat in art class to anyone who fills the bill. I, Eleanor Persinger. will my nickname to Ed Colson. I, Wilson Pollock, will my broken seat in 220 home room to Hub Osborne. I, Helen Pratt, will my freckles to the girl with the most beautiful complexion. I, Hilda Pratt, will my “Pepsodent Smile to anyone with dimples. I, John Porter, will my love for physics to Bill Bivens. I, Paul Palmer, will my black and white eyelashes to anyone with pink ones. I, James Riley, will my homework to Amos Keeney. I, Hazel Reitz, will my knowledge of shorthand to John Belcher. I, Frank Royal, will my versatility in athletics to Ambrose Livisay. I, Pauline Sands, will my history memorization to Betty Sands. I, Paid Sutton, will my five mile walk home to anyone who can take it. I, Myrtle Smith, will my cognomen to no one. I, Sophia Stamper, will my trombone player to no one. I, Ruth Stern, will the last chapter of my autobiography to the person to whom it is dedicated. I, Mark Stern, will my cousin Irwin to anyone who can take it. I, George Newton Spears, will my dignity to John Turnbull. I, Donald Schilling, will my gigantic stature to Curt Kelly. I, Evelyn Stanley, will my Latin books to my sister Rosemary. Twenty-two

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Prophecy Larry Van I loose speaking—flash—Los Angeles— I he engagement of two favorite stars, Xelle and Dick, has just l een anounced hy their mutual friend, Ottis Ford. The ceremony will Ik? -performed by Reverend Ralph Brock—flash—Heavy weight champion Speed Cales has definitely broken with his manager Don Schilling—flash—Milem has just signed a contract to pose with the 1'undersol Collar Manufacturers—flash—President Spears has just passed a bill providing a pension for aged gigolos. Tyo, Stern and Kuhlman were the first applicants—flash—Adams, Pickens, Lambert and Pratt became celebrated over night through their illustration of the new book “Adverse Anthonv” written ln- Miller. She says her inspiration was Bud Pennock.—flash—The outstanding event of the year is to be the reunion of the class of ’34. The reunion will be held in Abyssinia at the court of Dot and Johnny. The expense will be defrayed by the millionaire playboy, Willie lines. 1 his station has gained exclusive permits to broadcast the reunion. I he party under the direction of Clo and Homer met at the pier June 3, 1(M4. After some difficulty getting their passports visa'd by Inspector Bowman, the entire party boarded the boat. In the rush Alice Hughes was pushed overboard but' Lyle Dawn gallantly rescued her. I-arewells completed, Captain Daly gave orders to weigh anchor. Mary Emma found the anchor to weigh about fifty pounds. According to Fritz Goodman the trip was “simply divine”. I his thought was echoed by the faithful Babe Wynter. The mirror like sea reflected the cloudless blue sky by day. while at night, couples danced under the stars. Upon looking closer we find them to be Doris and Elmer, Dollv and George, Jack and Bobbie, Clifford and Carol, Tom and Helen, Shopie and Frances, and Sternie and Foster. Medolious strains of “Tiger Rag” by that stupendous orches- tra under the direction of Wilson Pollock provided delightful music. Immediately following “Tiger Rag it was necessary to relax, so for a little diversion a floor show was arranged. A chorus consisting of Chris Lynd, Helena Falls and Paul Cannon did an intricate dance. Lillian Hall, the talented soprano, sang a current song hit; after this Ailles crooned a snappy number. The conclud- ing number on the program was a tap dance featuring Fossett and Banks. The gorgeous moon was the inspiration for a sudden crush—Ora Edna Wilson and Jeff Davis. One triangle developed—Avanelle Hannon, Gordon Fillgrove, and Madeline Brownstead. Most of our travelers stood the voyage very well, but Simpson and Segraves had a bad case of sea sickness. They passed many schools of (poor) fish including the Dunkers”. Carl Salle said he saw a mermaid, but it turned out to be Percy. Finally arriving in Africa they landed at Cairo: there many strange and inter- esting sights greeted their eyes. After a short sight-seeing tour during which Albert Carter chased Frank Royal around the Pyramids, the party started for Abyssinia. The journey was uneventful except for the loss of Charles Lane. He was found later playing with a tribe of apes. A reception committee consisting of Evelyn Stanley, Lolita Harper and Paul Palmer and a brass band led bv Campbell and composed of Hunlev, Riley and Loyer met the party at the gateway to the capital city. They officially presented the key of the city to Bill Morgan. Thence the party proceeded up the main drag toward the palace. This palace had been erected by Earl Dickess of the royal family of Tutt in honor of his favorite wife, Posy Justice. The construction was handled by Cecil Twenty-four