Ione High School - Nugget Yearbook (Ione, CA)

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NAME Shirley Bailey Arthur Clark Rosalee Cook Roberta Custino Ernest Del Rio James Grover Nell Johnston Joseph Kelly Jean Kientz Joan Kientz Neva Layher Marilouise Mason Robert Schelly Marie Smith Maxine Stacy Marie Thomas Irene Thompson Arthur Towle Barbara Turner Shirley Watson Jean Wilson william wise Robert woolsey USUALLY SEEN On absence list with Bungi No. 2 In homemaking Writing words In 'real hep shirt On the track In box office at theatre In his car In Mary's car Carrying books for Jean and Mary Eating first period With Jean and Joan Avoiding work Flashing ring No at school .At a distance from lone with Dick Taylor Sleeping Carrying books With Don Catching up with Shirley and Gigi Late at night with a gang in his car 71 A MBITION Housewife with Maid Baseball Player Art Teacher Secretary Pro Ballplayer Farmer Secretary Make a living without working Nurse Nurse To get married P. E. Teacher Race Car Driver To get married Nurse Bookkeeper Mrs. Taylor Army Radio Technician Writer To marry Don Secretary Engineer Engineer FATE Attendance Clerk Kindergarten- Teacher Mayor of Ione Bubble Dancer Opera Singer Office worker Jungle Queen A Bed-Tester Woman Butcher Butcher's Helper Run own Nursery School Woman. Wrestler Junk Dealer Girl Shoplifter Lady Hobo Bookie Miss Thompson Yardbird Miss Sloughouse of 1970 Coed at A11- girl School Schoolmarm Wino Ditch digger NOTICEABLE FEATURE Hair Red Hair Bangs Walk Voice Motorcycle Figure Industriousness Scar under eye Smile Poison Oak Eyes Motor Scooter Fast Walk Freckles Short Hair Wa lk Camera Vocabulary Bangs Pug Nose Specs Spaniel eyes NIC KNAME H'-'PPD' Bungi No. 1 Rosie wimp Hepcat Jim Nell Joe Jeanie Jo Neva Mary Bungi No. 2 Smitty Max Marie Renie Art Babs wats Wiene Lump-Lump Bobo

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Seadcvz 65444 pw Greetings! This is your amiable fortune-teller, Swami Phonibaloney, Have a seat while I tune in the year 1974 on my crystal ball--complete with TV aerial and chewing gum dispenser--and look up the class of '54, Ah, it's coming in, but it's foggy - oops, wrong channel. Come, come, my little time machine. Now I have it. Zounds, I see Bob Schelly, the great space conqueror, just leaving the premiere of the movie, l-lepcat, featuring the life story of the famous jazz singer, Ernie Del Rio. As he leaves the theater, he greets his old buddy, Art Clark, the well-known dancing master, whose sensational ballet, The Pink C1odhoppers, stars his newly-discovered ballerina, Jean Wilson. Bill Wise, a professor at Vassar College, is now conducting night classes in cooking, Among his many graduate students is the prosperous lady chef, Nell Johnston. I see several familiar faces in the Who's Who column of the Literary Journal. There's Barbara Tumer, celebrated dime mystery novelist, Shirley Watson, the psychologist, has just completed her 24th book, entitled How to Get Along With Your In-Laws. The great literary critic, Neva Layher, acclaims it Shirley's greatest masterpiece. Art Towle, Life magazine photographer, is busily taking pictures of lovely mink model, Maxine Stacy, Irene Thompson, while not raising show horses with Dick on their 5, 000 acre ranch, is busy raising little geniuses to send to Ione High School. The international tennis champion, Marilouise Mason, recently contributed 515, 000 to a fund--established by humanitarians Jean and Joan Kientz--for under- nourished Australian athletes. Roberta Custino married a millionaire soap tycoon. His company's motto: Chlorophy1l soap for a chlorophyll complexion, The well-known track star, Jim Grover, has just broken the world's record for running the mile . . . backwards! l l I ! Aha! I see a new building on Ione's main street. It is Shirley Bailey's Charm School. Across the street is a gigantic Super-meat-market owned by Bob Woolsey. His engineering course helps him tremendously in cutting up meat. Marie Smith has just made headlines as manager of a foreign sports car race track. At present she is sharing front-page honors with Marie Thomas, the flirtatious actress, who recently divorced her fifth millionaire husband, We mustn't forget Rosie Cook, she has really made a name for herself. She is now assistant secretary of the U, N, Red Tape committee . . . . . I think I'd better leave: they are now conducting an investigation of all red -haired fortune-tellers!

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