Ione High School - Nugget Yearbook (Ione, CA)

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JOKES Mr Davis- Now this is a very dangerous experiment. What kind of a cell shall I use? Wet-dry-or- Spontaneous Reynold- Padded CeIII we -'s as Poppy- I'Ieavensl Miss B. stills calls herself a girl. How come? Velora- Well why not-doesn't New York still call itself new? ve as as Parker to some girls- Miss Colletts' pretty nice, isn't she? Girls- We know she is, Park. Parker- But do you think she is too old for me? as vs as Advertisement in Ione Echo: For sale a good cow, gives 2 gallons of milk also 3 rakes, I hoe, 2 shovels, knapsack and a lawn mower. as at iiipply B. Prouty jr. fRanchl Spanish 2 class: Miss Collett- Hart are you chewing gum? I-Iart- No ma'am, it's my cud. Miss Collett- Don't you know that only four footecl animals chew their cuds. Hart- Well I'm five feet six. as as as Spanish I class: Miss Collett- Verna, what is the meaning of CASH Verna- That it the only word in the book I do not know. as as as JUST IMAGINE! Miss Collett slamming her book on the desk in anger. Byron Prouty stepping lightly down the hall. as as is Miss Montgomery giving exercises to the girls- InhaIe on your toes. as as vs Mr. Davis- Boys, you must stop smiling out loud. as as as BRIGHT SAYINGS OF OUR CHILDREN Vernon Stoltz- There is only one thing the matter with me, and that is that I don't think enough of myself. By the way, in Lodi they call me Rudolph Valentino. at M as Velora- Why does Martin remind you of Napoleon? Emily- Because he looks like the bony part. va as as John was busily studying his Language Lesson- Grandpa do you say, The hen is sitting or the hen is setting. I don't know and I don't keer whether she is sittin' or settin', replied grandpa. What I am concerned about is whether she is Layin' or Lyin' when she cackIes. as as as Byron- I'd kiss you for a nickel. Nancy- Can you change a dime? -is is as johnny fto bald headed uncle,- Gee uncle, you've got a snap. You don't have to use a comb and brush. All you need is a dust rag. Page Tliirty-four

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