Inglewood High School - Green and White Yearbook (Inglewood, CA)

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Miss Pic ett: Hally, the deinl finds ivor for idle hands to do. Come here and I ' ll eep you busy. — The Green and White, 1919. 1 i 1 1 -f Notice in small village paper: Cows grazing on the roadside or riding bicycles on the sidewalk is hereby forbidden. f r Henry was calling on Mirandy. The lights were low, and Henry was talking in soft, burning tones : And we ' ll grow old together darling, he murmured. Mirandy ' s father was heard from upstairs: Well, you needn ' t start doing it down there, need you? 1 i i ■( -f Natural gas is the result of a meeting between a hole-in-one golfer and a radio fan who has got Australia. ■I 1 1 1 -t Freshies ' definition of facidty: A group of teachers baid to assist the seniors in running the school. ' —The Green and White. 1919. i i i 1 i Ancient maxim : Beauty is only skin deep. Beauty parlor maxim : Beauty is only skin dope. 1 1 i i i There is only one thing worse than a man throwing a banana peeling on the ground, and that is a banana peeling throwing a man on the ground. 1 1 i -f i Margaret: Have you read Frec les ? Juanita: 7 [o, than goodness: mine are hrown. The Green and White, 1920. i 1 -f 1 1 Is Robert still in school? Yes, he ' s almost ready for his bachelor ' s degree. Do tell! And I always thought he ' d be the first one of your children to get married! i 1 1 1 t This is my tale, said the monkey, and I ' ll stick to it. 1 1 1 1 i Umbra: Dat niggah is a cullaful football playah. Ella: Mus ' be one ob dose blackguards I ' s heard about. two JiiAndrcd ten

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Coach: Grit, your comt lexion is petting sallow. Ton. ought to diet Grit: All right. Coach, what shall I dye it with ' ' —The Green and Wlnte, 1918. Smart (to t ' cket agent) : Give me a ticket. Agent: Where to? Smart : That ' s none of your business. Agent : But I must know where vou are going before I can give you a ticket. Smart: I am going to New York. He got the ticket and when the train was leaving, he put his head out of the window and yelled, Ha! ha! I fooled you that time. ! am going to San Francisco. Mrs. Snobley (a member of local literary society ' ) : I think the vicar pronounces ' MS words alrrost perfectly. Can you ever remember him making a mistake? Mr. Snobley: Yes, dear, when he pronounced us man and wife. What is space? the teacher ask.ed. The trernbline Freshman said, I cannot thin of it right noiv. But I have it in my head. ' —The Green and White, 1918. Child : Mother has sent this steak back. She says it is so tough she cou ' d sole our boots w ' ith it. Butcher: Why didn ' t she? Child: The nails wou ' dn ' t go through. The Cop: How did you come to get hit by the car? The Rube: I didn ' t come to get hit by no car — I come to visit my son-in-law. Windy; Who organized the Rough Riders ' ! R. Stubbins: Henry Ford. — The Green and White. 1918. There are two sides to every question, remarked the sage. Yes, said the fool, and there are two sides to a sheet of fly paper, but it makes a big difference to the fly which side he chooses. i i 1 -f 1 Mrs. Nouveau Riche (to maid) : Look at the time, Marie, and see if I ' m rested. r y r y Did you see that dirty look she gave you? No! Who? Mother Nature, Silly. two iixi d.yedi niwe

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Her: I can ' t marry him; he ' s an atheist and doesn ' t beheve there ' s a hell. Mother: Marry him, my dear, and between us we ' ll convince him that he ' s wrong. In a paper recently written by a well known doctor there is a whole list of advice for people who are run down. We suggest that they try to get the number of the car. Three fishermen at Nome, Alaska, were carried out to sea on a cake of ice, but they managed to keep cool until rescued. Mr. Brown: I ' m sorry I bothered you on such a terrible night, doctor. Doctor: That ' s all right; I had another patient just down the road, and I thought I ' d kill two birds with one stone. Bank Teller: Sorry, madam, but your account is already quite a bit overdrawn. Lady: Well, suppose it is. Haven ' t I a right to do what I Hke with my own account? V-fl-trv- ' two hundred eleven