Inglewood High School - Green and White Yearbook (Inglewood, CA)

A little nervous man hurried into the Police Station saying, " A man stole my car. ' " Did you see him? " growled the desk sergeant. " No, but I succeeded in taking the number of the car. " Brainard (in school playj: Why, Miss Lawrence, the hoo\ says for me to go to L Miss Lawrence: All right, do so. —The Green and White, 1917. Famous chef says the addition of lemon will improve the flavor of coffee. If it is boarding house coffee, the addition of a little coffee will improve it also. Customer (in restaurant) : Do you serve lobsters here? Waiter: Yes sir, we serve anybody. Coach B: Did you ta\e a shower? Frosh: 7^o, is there one missing? — The Green and White, 1917. 11111 Mr. Jones ' son came crying to his mother. " Why, dearie, " she exclaimed, " what is the matter? " " Dad was lifting a big box, and it fell on his toes, " explained the youngster between sobs. " But, " exclaimed the mother, " that is hardly anything to cry about. You should have laughed at it. " " I did, " said the child. 11111 Starry: My doctor tells me I can ' t play golf. Marge: So he ' s played with you, too? Mrs. Truax: Has some one ta\en your order? " Hippy " ; 7 iope, I ate it myself. — The Green and White, 1917. " I hear you advertised for a wife. Get any replies? " Yes, hundreds. " " Good. What did they say? " " Oh, they all said, ' You can have mine. ' " ■ ' Your son is pursuing his studies in college isn ' t he? ' ■ ' I guess so; he ' s always behind. " Autoist: I am prepared to make a fair settlement, but you ask $500 just because I ran over your foot. Why, man, I ' m not a millionaire. Injured Party : I ' ll have you understand that I ' m not a centipede, either. two hundred eight