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Tramp: It ' s a hard world, pard. I asked a woman for something to keep body and soul together, and she gimme a safety pin. Boxing Instructor (after first lesson) : Now, have you any questions? Beginner (dazed) : Yes, how much is your correspondence course? Woman, tal{e her all together, Is a puzzle that is flat — Puts a thirty-dollar feather On a forty-nine-cent hat! —The Green and White. 1911. Miss Cobb: Sydney, give me a sentence with the word " flippancy. Sydney: Let ' s flippancy who pays for the gum. Mother : If you wanted to go fishing, why didn ' t you come and ask me first? Son: Because I wanted to go fishing. To shave your face and brush your hair, And then your Sunday clothes to wear — That ' s preparation. And then upon the car to ride, A mile or two to wal\, beside — That ' s transportation. And then before the door to smile And thin\ _ " VOu ' 11 stay a good, long while — That ' s expectation. And then to /ind her not at home — That ' s thunderation. — The Green and White, 1912. Professor: Elizabeth, I believe I have lost the road. His Wife: Are you certain you had it when you left the house? Lives of Seniors all remind us. We may some day be the rage; And, departing, leave behind us Spuds and cabbage on the stage. —The Green and White, 1912. Morrison: It ' s to be a battle of wits. Ruthie: How brave of you, dear, to go unarmed! two hundred two
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