Indiana University - Arbutus Yearbook (Bloomington, IN)

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Welcome to New Bloomingyork Only the police, a woman and the rapist know who was the first, but it really doesn ' t matter. This summer the mad raper, or rapers, has given Bloomington another new ele- ment: terror. The nice treed meadow behind Woodburn, the enchanted forest by Bryan Hall, the quiet areas around Trees Center — all places that make the Bloomington campus one of the most beautiful in the country — are now the lurking places of the rapist. Women are wearing whistles on their wrists — a sad fad — but a shrill blast should scare any rapist enough that he ' ll pull up his pants and run. Escort services have even been started in the dormitories and apartment complexes to insure that women can enjoy the freedom to walk without fear. It ' s also been suggested that women start carrying little chainsaws with them all the time so they can meet the rapist on his own terms. That ' s about the only suggestion that looks like it would really work. People call this town Bloomingulch or even Blooming- stock, but really, if this kind of insanity and fear keeps up, we ' ll have to rename it New Bloomingyork.

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Agnew an Edsel; Nixon parks a Ford Fall and the fall This fall, the leaves, Salvadore Allende, and George Papa- dopoulus have fallen. And right here at home Spiro Agnew talked tough but whispered nolo contendre faster than you can say, bribe taker. You can bet those people who bought Spiro watches will be able to get a lot of bucks for them a few years from now when remember Spiro ' nostalgia catches on. Now Nixon has a Ford that goes, Veep! Veep! Forget about CREP parked at the White House. 11