Independence Junior College - Inkanquil Yearbook (Independence, KS)

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a Q-I-----ff------19 fl' H li l N K X N Q I l 1. .Zh V- - Two little urchins were watch- ing a barber singe his customer's hair. Gee , said one, he's hunting 'em with a light. He reads the filthiest stuff possible. Tabloids? Nope--he's a professional mind- readerf Did you write much on Gothic Cathedrals? Rheims. Clyde Knock: How many make a million? Donald Knight: Very few. Teacher: What are forensics? Bright Boy: Four'n six are ten. How foolish our literature class is We're a bunch of silly young asses Youill notice at once That each is a dunce And needs to re-model his chas- sis . -George Crane You're a regular little tease, said boy friend. Still, pouted Stella, I'm not as bad as I'm painted. Sandy: Dad, you promised me one hundred for every A I brought home, and I had three this year. Sandy, Sr. Creluctantlyl: Well, here's a check, but you must give up studying so hard. It isn't good for you. Clifford Haines: I lost S10 yes- terday. George Sawyer: How's that? Clifford: Cotton went up ten dollars a bale and I didn't have a bale. can Carol Mason: Where does steel wool come from? Elsie Lynn: Off the sheep on the Iron Mountains, of course. Clarence Patchen: Ireland should be the richest country in the world. Dick Hunter: Why is that? Patchen: Her capital has been Dublin for many years. Are you a college man? No, my hat blew off and a truck ran over it. Russell Greenlee: Mary gets wonderful grades. John Castillo: Yes, and takes headache tablets every night. Russell: I see-Ad astra per as- pirin! Shirley Wilkinson: Who was the hottest fiddler ever lived? Tess: Nero. When ice cream grows on macar- oni trees. When Sahara's sands are muddy, When cats and dogs wear over- shoes, That's when I'll like to study. Mr. Harter: I have been talk- ing for ten minutes and the noise has been terrible. I haven't been able to hear one word I have said. Amy Shobe: Oh, that's all right. You haven't missed much. No domestic science course is necessary to enable a girl to make a traffic jam. Frieda Antener: I've had a ter- rible Warning of approaching death. Mary Gier: Not really? Frieda: Yes: I bought one of those lifetime fountain pens, and it's broken. Page 31 -I! ... ..- W- sg- agp 9. -1.9 1-f Q.. on .. Q. -. -s cu- up

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