Independence Junior College - Inkanquil Yearbook (Independence, KS)

Text from Pages 1 - 42 of the 1928 volume:

as qmwa, iulddwh. w.w-eureka.-as-:uc-sirlf-I NlX,w1.gLl1,-..-iiaawaesyi-fhfi-. The ANQUIL 1928 Published By Independence Junior College Independence, Kansas I. lapel .,......e'i.a..x.i.. ...iris-...,i.f,...Q.H..i.....................,.y.......i......,6...,.. -Q--r- - ---V---y-19 'r ll Ii I N K A N Q U 1 1. 28-1--1-1 Page 2 loin-:oc U1 Dedication K J. H. CLEMENT, A. M., University of Kansasg A.M. Columbia University. Much credit must be given to J. H. Clement Superintendent of Schools, for the interest that he has taken in the development of the Junior College. ul ni -31,41 '14vizvivlwi-141111-il'viiuiuiHriv4'9QfY3 i4ui ------l.' illl: lXlx.X.N12l ll. --.......i.... 1 .,. . . . . . Q, Dedication E. R. STEVENS, B. S. Teachers College, Emporia! M. S., University of Kansas. E. R. Stevens, Dean of the Junior College, has supervised the various activities of the college and made possible the progress and good standard of the school. Page 3 -pair 1: . 0 .W Y 7 f gg W I , J' X ,J J 'I H E' jf Q . ff AX: .,, . I. UQ X X X Q lr,-wmv!-lx, .,.... Q.. .........,...YrA q I , 4g.1X7I...,l o .- . t ' MFA 3' ,I .7 I E l ' ' Qff mf' aj ACUL .J I ' X I Q I , I . M. I I I ,Z ,.,, ,V I I I A ,,-2 I - I 6 - v... I I I , I ' r Ikjfx ,, 1 I - I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 7 Top Row-Myers, Austin, Kirby, Bryan, Klassen, 1 Bottom Row-Wood, Russell, Broehl, Harter. I e , I I I I F. C. MYERS, A. B., University of CLEMMER R. WOOD, B. S., I I Kansas, Harvard University. Teachers College, Pittsburg. I Sclence' Engineering Drawing. ' I I I g ALICE MAY AUSTIN, A. B.,A. M., i 7 I University of North Dakota. PEARL RUSSELL, W Mathematics. Librarian. I I I JOHN R. KIRBY, A. B., Baker Un- I 1 iversityg A. M., University of FRANCES BROEHL, A. B., York 5 Chicago- ll - A M. Cl b' U '- I : Assistant Dean of the College. Sgrslxis' ' ' O um la m i Education, Social Science. English G I HELEN B. BRYAN, A. B., A. M., I I Umwrslty of Kansas' WESLEY C. HARTER, A. B., car- I I Spanish and French , I I - thage College, A. M., Universlty I A. H, KLASSEN, A. B., Tabor of Illinois. I College, A. M., University of Social Science. I I Kansas. I I English. I I H I I f,L9L,, Qu f ,L I 7 , I fl lvdjys' I I Page 4 IMI f I I , I I I I I I xv .,. N21 4 4 ... ......,.....-..-.-....- in 'il H 1-Z 1 x ii A. N 1-1 lf 1 1. zz+..............-...W-..I-I--Li.-..i- ,gn . ' All We .1 J SOPHOMORES .V C If . abl- WIXW' Q fl mi Top Row-Colburn, Kelly, Shobe, Slocilm Bottom Row-Greenlee, Mortimer, Johnsqn, Salathiel. JS FLOYD COLBURN Class President '28, Class oflicer '27, Y. M. C. A. '27, President '28, The Dover Road , Smilin' Thru . Goodnight, ladies-but I shall return. MARGARET KELLY Y. W. C. A. '27, W. A. A. '28, Glee Club '27. We used to suspect her of being bashfulf' AMY E. SHORE Y. W. C. A. '27, '28. Had I been born in Spain, I probably would have sbeen a Spaniard. DOROTHY SLOCUM Y. W. C. A. '27, '28, W. A. A. '27, Tennis Captain '28. Remember what Barnum said? Well, I got a fancy grade in Spanish. DOROTHY BREWSTER Class President '27, Y. W. C. A. '27, Cabinet '28, W. A. A. '28, Lit- erary Club '27, '28. Only two more years to go, Dorothy, and you'll both be out of school. an qpaanwusi 2.l:llii411q:.1-,311 RUSSELL GREENLEE Editor Inkanquil '27, President Literary Club '26, '27. There is no significance in the fact that I work for the Cherry- vale Republican. HAZEL MORTIMER Parsons '27, W. A. A. '28, Y. W. C. A. '28, Literary Club '28, In- kanfluil Staff '28. Another item in disproving the assertion that nothing good can come out of Cherryvalef' RUTH JOHNSON W. A. A. '27, Secretary '28, Y. W. C. A. Cabinet '27, '28, Inkan- Quil Staff '28. I'm brilliant? Oh, do you really think so? Yes, Ruth we do. MARY SALATHIEL Class Treasurer '28, W. A. A. '28, Y. W. C. A. '27, Cabinet '28, Inkanquil Staff '27, '28. It's been a hard job to outshine a brother who is a prodigy. Pag 1'-- 9 9 'nw 1.11: W . . fu ..,,. J ,ff .- -A 'E rv - K r . - ' J ff tj! X' . . i 5-19 BH E I X K- A N Q U ffl- --7--7-pi--7-QL-..-.f7.- A , h . .W ri bf -. N . ,. 51 .Jimwf 'q' ' X 7 ' if , , . iv' 0, , -P' 7 .V vs, ' - xi a!k fl wr -. N .7 hx jlugsaifno 7 f- 'FJ R lu xi' fy A Top Row-Bowman, Bassett, Dunbar, Salisbury. Bottom Row-Selleck, Clampitt, Wycoff. MILDRED BOWMAN W. A. A. '28g Pep Club '283 Chorus '28. A human paradoxf-beauty and brains bestowed upon one W0- man. ALENE BASSETT Debate '27g W. A. A. '27, Presi- dent '28g Y. W. C. A. '27, '28g Chorus '28. I think I'll teach for a whileg but I'm well up on my home economics, just the same. WILDA MAE DUNBAR W. A. A. '27, '28g Pep Club '28g Y. W. C. A. '27, '28g Literary Club '27g Girls' Glee Club '27g Chorus '28, Sing on, tiny bird-the farther the better. LOREN E. SALISBURY Debate '28g Literary Club '27, President '28, W I maintain that no language needs conjugations and declen- sions. Page 6 HELEN SELLECK Friends University '2Gg W. A. A. '27, '2Rg Y. W. C. A. '28. A junior in a junior college- a stranger in a strange land. FRANK CLAMPITT Football '27g Debate '28g Track '28 l'm a football starg l'm a de- baterg l'm a track man-I am the college man! ALICE MAY WYCOFF W. A. A. '28g Y. W. C. A. '27, Cabinet '28g Chorus '28. An exponent of this intelligent- sia we hear so much about. 4go? ? 1z-in-1 '11 1-1 lxfzifvlugf-lu!1-qu'-1-.gg-Ha: wiwgf-ee-f'4!!f'gpo1vg-vi 34 10491231 :og 1.1wv,q,.qu- an-.usw1mIif'z4ip-mxodhuarlg 'F I X K -A L I I fffwiziodaivi-Iso1fxv.en.fqwIiw1soqasoullV !,,f +r Q SOPHOMORES 4741. I f ff f 'Q jlV!f5JA'R6JwiStu1'ges, Stancliff, Swartz ego1'y, Miller, Featherngill. DOROTHY M. STUR W. A. A. '27, '28g Y. W. C. A. '27, Secretary '28, Pep Club '28. Dances divinely, converses charmingly and studies occas- sionallyf' GLENN STANCLIFF I am the captain of my soul, but not the master of my fate- I'm a married man. GRACE SWARTZ Another one of those brave girls who just knows she will get a school somewhere next year. JOHN W. PINKSTON M r s . Partridge Presents , Smilin' Thru . We call him the Fox-he's such a cut-up. I I I I I I I I I . I I' .IPQJ ,LU-4-' . .Is...,, I I I Now, Lester. I MYRTLE GREGORY I MAURINE MILLER I W. A. A. '27, Corresponding seciiemy '28, Y. W. C. A. '27, '28, I Literary Club '28. I The discipline in her school ' will make 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' seem like a petting party. I DOROTHY FEATHERNGILL I W. A. A. '27, '28, Y .W. C. A. '27, I '28, Literary Club '28, I I wonder where Bill parked the ' car today. I I KATHRYN CONNER : My husband was a gay puppy ' -and he's still leading a dog's life! I I Page 7 I I I 1- 1 -as annum. cuffs mn' -1 Q i'i 1'rC6-wth uw: :-3'NewIssues-or-ies-'resin--elsif:-wi-Ifqmvcpa cal asf auf' is ai -Qtr, LAVMQ' - X I I .x, ,W I, vi I 'QQ' A -....-,.-,--7--.le-mei 'r ll ie: 1 N i' xw cg 1' 1 1. ' El ' I -:Y W q 2 SOPHOMORIW Q .f 2 , 5 5 W E 5 'E 3 5 4 3 5 3 3 3 3 2 2 Top Row-Newmaster, Mustain, Clemens, O'Brien. 9 Bottom RowdShile, Lewis, Wheelock. 9 MILDRED NEWMASTER Assistant warden in the libra- ryln MARY R. MUSTAIN You've been a good girl, Maryg we'll remember you to Santa Claus next December. MILDRED CLEMENS Debate '27g W. A. A. '27, '285 Pep Club '28g Girls' Glee Club '27g Chorus '28. A Dianna of the chase, with man as her game. DALE O'BRIEN Football '26, '27, Track '27, '28. Dabbles in everything, from athletics to love-except study. Page 8 .--.ef--.-If-.ego-.1.g..-4-qs... Q I BERNICE SHILE I Declamation '27, W. A. A. A '27, Vice-President '28g Y. W. C. A. Q '27, President '28, Pep Club '28: Dover Road g Smilin' Thru . l Were half the energy spent at 5 bridge bestowed on study-X S I ELLEN LEWIS 1 Pittsburg '27. Q I'll bet you can't listen as fast 5 as I can talk! i ANNA WHEELOCK l She has spent enough time in i the chemistry lab to have home- I steaded the place. g Q HILDA BUDKE Q W. A. A. '27, 28, Y. W. o. A. I '27, 28. g Having been psycho-analyzed, 2 I learn I'm a potential vampire. 5 I4 ,a We - . I Jw.. wx MMM ...-..-,.......---l'I 'l' ll I In IP' .UVLCOPHOMORES M. I .- IJ' M-p ' , 1 1 .f I f imma,oII1.:s..,,...-,4.r-....- - ' 5- I 5 L I f' Q 45 .ff , . 'fy Top Row-Selleekq' Star C, sihyth. I 1 Bottom Row--A-Castilldg ' Ilakeslee, Knock. RUTH SELLECK Such a practical young lady- one wouldn't think at first sight she is in love. AUDREY STARK W. A. A. '27, Treasurer '28g Pep Cub '28g Y. W. C. A. '27, Cabinet '283 Girls' Glee Club '273 Chorus '28. She's an artistg but she can't find out where they get that striped paint they put on barber polesf, SYLVIE KNOTHE W. A. A. '28g Pep Club '283 Y.W. V. A. '28g Smilin' Thru g Harris Teachers College '27, An incurable Coffee addict. JOHN SMYTH Y. M. C. A. '28g Literary Club '28 Heap much superintellectualf' .-q.a--,Q.--.-.qp.-..---.-.- I .IOIIN G. CASTILLO Y. M. C. A. '27, Cabinet '28g Literary Club '28g Editor Inkan- quil '28, An unpresumptious lad-he wouldn't promise you he'd meet you in heaven. TESSIANNA BLAKESLEE Pep Club '28g Smilin' Thru . We must admit, she has ways of doing things-and how! MILLARD P. KNOCK I Class Vice-President '28g Y. M. C. A. I27, Treasurer '28g Chorus President '28g The Dover Road. Hopelessly beset by the wo- meng and a pleasant time is had by all, VERA INGRAM I don't think I talk as much as they say I do. Page J' x Xap I9 A i I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 5 I I I I I 1 1 J X I . 3 , 'P' J A ff 1 ...-,.- .M .-.. ii 3-I fs. 1.3, X' Le gn j Q, .1--f.,.l:9.1.-P. -1.1,-PY5,-is-m-'?QL 'H' ., Qegf FRESHMEN , ., ,. 3 Top Row-Peck, Holbrook, Graves CClass Treas.D, Johnson. Middle Row-Ferrel, Wolverton, Shiery, Scarlett, Armstrong. Bottom Row-Fansler, Tarr, Vrooman CClass Vice-Presb, Burns lfllass Presj, Horton. ' K .gf FRESHMEN A ' ,, ' , Top Row- Radcliffe, Path-hen, Clark, Brooks, Rhodes, Miller. '. f ,.'B Middle Row-Osterhout, Nash, MoElwain, Switzer, Brown, Kettererf ' ' ' Bottom Row-Ryan, Crane, Knight, Hamlin, McC0nnel, Wells. Page 10 .....-..,.. -.-.,....l...f.-...,-......,..-l.-ek....,f.-aw...-...-.......... .. 3 Q l l 9 2 5 i 28 v 4 5 i l 3 3 l 3 1 3 x I f 5 S . 1 . 3 . , .M 5 1 , I f . -,L vi It i Q 1 Q ,Ji WM 5. we i E i l 2 E S ... ..... .......3c I . N . .T.-..................,.-git Q Yi '.Qf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.., .,.. ,,,,,.., I Q g I I I u I ' IX g,g. . I x I I f IN 1 IES: ef I I I l . ' - I gl '43 I I I I I I I . - U' I l I Top Row- Nlewe il Corser. Goodwin, Lfgille. I Middle Row-TM. Toon, A. Moon, Rorick, Lovvman, VVullar, Antener, Snook. I Bottom ROW'-SATIIQSHIZ ,Qefenbaugh, Sapp, Tate, Ransopher. - I fk. I 'I 1' ' B- 0 I 4 ' ' I I 5' . 9, I ' , p L o xx ' .fx .p NJ. I I J? 5 I J I .I 15 fi la X X .1 I I 1 fs, is ' I I I I . I I ,, I Top Rowh Goodloe, Tomlinson, Leatherman, Holmes, Campbell, Thomas. I Middle Row- Slocum, Bryant, Bechtel, Price, Hunter, Means, Kelly. I Bottom Row-Lynn, Mason, Haines, Sawyer, Lolley, Keeney. 3 I I ' 'T' 3,9 i I F Page 11 I I W '- .gp-:mpeg xA?wQl ll, 9 I-4... ...-....,..,,....,,-14r I H lu I 5 I FOOTBALL Top Row-Kirby CCoachJ, Holbrook, Graves, Armstrong Klumpp Ferrell Burns, Defenbaugh, Brooks, Hart2?IXLAsSiStant Coachg Bottom Row-Clark, Crane QCapt.J, Feafwlngill, Hamlin McConnell Clampltt McElwain. ks SEASON'S Rb1sU1:rTs'fQ Independence 0 Fort Scott? Independence 0 lola Independence G Parsons Independence 13 Eldorado Independence 52 Coffeyville Independence 7 Ark City Independence 7 Iola Independence 28 Coffeyville Total 113 Total Average points per game: Independence-14g Opponents 415 CONFERENCE STANDING W. L. T. Pct. Parsons 6 0 0 1.000 Independence 5 2 1 .714 Iola 5 2 0 .714 Eldorado 2 3 0 .400 Ark City 1 3 0 .250 Fort Scott 1 4 1 .200 Kansas City 0 1 0 .000 Coffeyville 0 5 0 .000 Page 12 -.V ws- ,un up -,qu , F ootbail Faobball is probably th: mo at interesting of all the school activities. There is no doutt that it was tie most successful one for I. J. C, this year. The team was new and untrled, bug, after a tie game and il comme of defeats, it Went through the remainder of the season undefeated. ilxe Eldorado granio was the first football game ever won by an I. J. C. team. The taste of victory, although new to us was very sweet. Indeed, we relished it So much that the team real- ized thai nothing short of five consecutive wins would sat sfy us. After having been informed of our desires. the team stepped right out and curled the season tied for second place in the state conference. We wish to put forth the opinion that, had the team hail even a little pre- v ous experience together, it would have had little difficulty in landing in first place. To back this up we offer the fact that after the boys did find their stride no one sucteeded in stopping them. The members of the teim, with two excep- t'on f, were all freshmen. Some had had but little experience, and at least one had neve' plfyed before. Lack of experience didn't fecm to hamper them. though, for in a few short weeks all went about their work like veterans. F.ve of the men made the all-conference teanis. Featherngrill was the unanimous choice for center. The other men selected for positions on the hon- orary team were Brooks, Crane, Hamlin, and O'Neil. Dolly Crane captained the eleven and more than did his share in keeping up the morale of the team. His litile playmate from Elgin, Tato' Brooks, was elected captain for rext season. Brooks, by the way, was liiqh scorer in the conference. O'Hrien was the only man on our team to Qualify for il second letter. Much of the credit for the very successful season is due to the gallant effort and untiring service of Mr. Kirby, aided by Mr. Harter, These two faculty members took a group of men unaccustomed to playing with each other and made of it a smooth-working, hard-hitting football machine. Too much cannot be said in praise of the coaches. We are looking forward with the best of hopes to next season. Most of this ycar's men are returning. Several men who were prominent on the high school team intend to enroll with us. The team will be well captaincd and coached. Last, but not by any means least, the team has' proved that it can win, and the student body will not be satisfied with a mediocre eleven. With the memory of this past season's success fresh in their minds, next years grid- sters will undoubtedly go into the season willing only to win. Page 132 3 :infix ini' M114 1- 1 3 in 1 aiuiwioiuivi- it 1 3- io?--it-Lei Vishnu- V1--v T H E I N K A N Q If l L 28....i.-.... up BASKETBALL Top Row- F. Smith CAssistant Coixchb, Switzer, Featherngill, Armstrong, Losey fCoachD. Second Row-Burns, Brooks, McElwain, Klumpp, Holbrook. Basketball The basketball season for the 1927--1928 Pirates was not a success, the team winning only three out of the thirteen games played. The team had never played together before the start of the season, and Coach Losey had a hard time moulding the Pirates into a presentable five. The season just finished can be considered a success in that we defeated our chief foe, Coffeyville, in the two games We played them. The season started with a defeat at the hands of Iola on the local court. This defeat seemed to make the team downhearted and although they showed plenty of fight they just couldn't seem to get going except for short spells. On the Iola-Kansas City trip the team had a spell and forced Io'a to fight hard in order to Win, 30 to 24. At the half Independence was leading. The next night the Pirates came close to being the first team to defeat Kansas City on their own court. The game was close throughout, with the final score of 33 to 29 in Kansas Cityls favor. The Pirates beat Chilloeco on the local court, but in a retu1'n game were defeated by the Indians for the first time in the three years' history of the college. The entire team was made up of freshmen, no letter men returning. The team should be ready to burn up'l the conference next year with the Whole squad back. 'Page 14 11...-k-..q.-0-.-.91-,-n-p'.....N--.4-..--.Q-4...--.......f-..-V..-.,.ma. l lt l lx l l l, 15 1 1 ' 1 'Q D N' 1' ...-..........-.3---3--1. l'llI'flYl'1XNf2l'll ' . k -- ....g,.-s-ie..-..-...D TRACK y Back Rowhlilumpp, Hamlin, O'Brien, Switzer, Price, Crane. Front Row--M. Knock, Goodwin, Clark, Brooks, Corser, C. Knock, Patchen, Kirby Ccoachl. Track The spring of 1927 was the first time I. J. C. had a track team. We com- peted in only two meets, the Baker relays, and the state meet. In the state meet, which was held at Iolaf we took third place, which was an excellent record for our first trial. This spring our prospects are brighter than they were last year, because, while we have only one letter man back, the other members of the team are not inexperienced. While they have had no college experience, most of them have one or more high school track seasons behind them. The first meet was held at Parsons on April 12, between Parsons, Iola, and Independence. In this meet we placed second, winning seven firsts out of a possible fourteen. Parsons took the same number of firsts, but won more sec- onds than our men did, thus winning the meet. On April 28 part of the team went to Baldwin, taking part in the junior collage events of the Baker relays. In this meet we made an excellant showing, winning third in the mile relay, and second in the sprint relay. At the time the Inkanquil went to press Coach Kirby was planning several more meets. At the state meet, to be held at Parsons May 12, I. J. C. has good prospects of winning first place. The team is well balanced and the men are all working hard to be in the best possible condition. Page 15 -.up--,gn-0-.Q--nm..-4.-...q.-Q-.1--a..Q..1.s-.-r-Q-...---n--a-aw- ..,t.,..,..,,,.,.....,,,.., ,,,..,,,,,,,.,,,,,,m I It I., 3 5, g A 5, Q It 1 1, ,5ge.,,...,,.,........,fr....,..........ia-, ...,.....M....-.... , , V f ,a , . , , Q 4 1.4 l 1 5 DEBATE 4 LM . W- s 8 a 1 a 1 S 1 s a 0 1 a 9 v f l n Top Row- Clampitt, Salisbury. I .Xtra 4L,L,4 'f-wCfQ l Second Row-I. Miller, Kirby CCoachJ, Mason. 4--f 'A' U 1 4,eftl',L ftp gif, ni 9, t Debate Debate in the Independence Junior college was carried out upon an ex- I perimental basis this year. At the beginning of the fall semester a course, g Principals of Argumentationn was announced, open to all students interested in inter-collegiate debate. This course was conducted by Mr. Kirby, and the prospective debaters were taught the rudiments of argumentation and debate. g From this class the following teams were chosen: the negative, Ida Miller and ' Frank Clampiltg and the ahirmative, Carol Mason and Loren Salisbury. ' I Q 7 The question was the one chosen by the colleges in the Kansas con- ference: Resolved: That the United States should cease to protect by armed force, capital invested in foreign lands except after formal declaration of war. . The debaters first met the Pittsburg Teachers College in a practice 5 debate, and came home somewhat encouraged. After this followed much hard I work and drill on delivery under the supervision of Coach Kirby. g The process of elimination, this year, was also an experiment, in the ' form of a debate tournament. Our debaters had the misfortune of drawing I Kansas City Junior College, one of the strongest teams in the conference, and lost their first debate, thus eliminating them from further competition. This i is not Said as an alibi, however, because the grades for these debates were i among the closest of any in the tournament, and the debaters were content to Q know that they had done their best. I The outlook for next year is very bright, with two of the regular debaters Q back and several good ones coming to us from the high school. O U I 3 Page 16 l I I E .Q - ii' 'if':'U' if ! '?'r1Qly usb -as-nr it-fn ,,. y --v f ff -Y ,ef ov-no--iinizoi'-illv+'4 lLl 1 ii 1' 1 x it A N o L 1 1 H-i-4-----Q -rr-r-r---H-- SCENE FROM HSMILIN' THROUGH Tarr, Austin, Goodwin, Knothe, Sturges, Peck, Wilkinson, Shile M. Slocum, Crane, Blakeslee, Pinkston, Bowman, Newell, Colburn, Linville, Keeney, Vrooman, Goodloe. Dramatics Although there is no regular dramatic department in the college, there has been some excellent work done in this field. Miss Austin directed and pre- sented a one act play Suppressed Desires , and the annual college play, Smil- in' Thru . Suppressed Desires is a comic satire on Freud. With Tessiana Blakeslee as Mrs. Brewster, Bernice Shile as her sister, and Dick Peck aS Stephen Brewster, it was greatly appreciated. 'tSmilin' Thru , presented March 23, was enthusiastically received. The action of the play took place in England during the time of the war. The plot is a combination of two love stories, that of Kathleen and Kenneth Wayne at the present time, and of John Cartaret and Moonyean Clare fifty years before. Outstanding among the characters was Richard Sturges,who made a lov- able and pathetic John Carteret. His blustering was highly contrasted with the Quiet dignity of Fred Goodwin as Dr. Owen. Sylvie Knothe showed real talent in her change from the dainty little Kathleen in the first act, to the matured and saddened woman in the third. Tessiana Blakeslee took the difficult role of Moonyean. George Crane and Floyd Colburn, in their portrayal of John Carteret and Dr. Owen fifty years before, showed great ability. Dick Peck took a double role, that of Jeremiah Wayne and of Kenneth Wayne. Much ofthe success of the play was due to the superior coaching of Miss Austin, and to the students who built the scenery and the costumes and flowers. Page 17 an aa- -aw cs: an as 3 an an :sr gan- cw- ran ,asv ifailfun-wcnwqnpflvanwsufna-1nun- on--van-any--1 fan- an PEP CLUB Top Rowe-Klassen fSponsorj, Peck, A. Moon, Newell, Scarlett, Shiery, Hol- mes, P. Johnson. Middle Row- Lolley, Tallman, Clemens, Stark, Ryan, Gunnell, Bowman, Lin- ville. Bottom Row-Snook, Shile, Knothe, I. Miller CPres.j, Blakeslee, Sturges Dunbar, Ketterer. Pep Club Early in September plans were made for the organization of a pep club. Students who desired to become members were admitted, and Ida Miller was chosen president. Through the efforts of Miss Miller, a representative float was entered in the Neewollah parade. The society, however, was very loosely organized and its real work was not definitely arranged until the latter part of January. At this time twenty-five girls met with their sponsor, Mr. A. H. Klassen, and formally organized. They selected as their official uniforms blue and gold caps, black skirts, and bright blue sweaters, adorned with gold felt pirates, The Pirate being the symbol of the Independence Junior college. The young women faithfully supported the various activities of the college, especially basketball and track. At the termination of the basketball season, the Pep Club treated the team to a banquet, in recognition of the service rendered to the college. For the purpose of raising funds for the Inkanquil, the Pep Club. aided by the Y. M. C. A., held a carnival in Nees Hall, on March 9. Here, appro- priate decorations and booths were arranged for the entertainment of a large attendance. In addition to the carnival, a superb cast of both old and new favorites presented eleven acts of vaudeville. The event was so successful that the Pirate pepsters plan to make it an annual affair. Page 18 ...g.,---.we--w.n..w.,4,-.Q-ls..n,,..,a,...w.0,....u4f,p,g-ap-qnxqnfnm, -- ...........-..W--0.-mifmfesi-xl.l Ill lg lfX xx .X lil ll, .- - ' h , . . cf V - - .. ,,,..m..... al...-...i.-...s.A..i1! lll lp 5 lx .X N Nl ll. 'i W. A. A. Top Row- P. Johnson, A. Moon, Newell, Linville, IJ. Slocum, R. Johnson, M. Kelly, B. Kelly, Mortimer. Middle Row-Knothe, Tallman, Clemens, Holmes, Bryant, M. Miller, Shiery, Scarlett, Dunbar, Mason. Bottom Row-Shile, Ryan, Bassett fPres.J, Sturges, Austin CSponsorj, Bow- man, Stark, Rhodes, Snook. W. A. A. Realizing that there are many roads to wisdom, I. J. C. has been devoting itself to both the mental and physical development of its students. The aquatic, outdoor, and court sports which are sponsored by the VV. A. A. give the college woman a few hours of wholesome exercise each week, which enable her to return to her classes refreshed and invigorated. Oflicers for this year are: P1'esident, Alene Bassett, Vice-President, Bernice Shileg Secretary, Ruth Johnson, and Treasurer, Audrey Stark. Any college girl is eligible for membership if she is passing in at least ten hours of college work, and has won the first one hundred points. With the aid of Miss Alice May Austin, sponsor, and Miss Zella Spradling, sports instruc- tor, W. A. A. has been able to furnish the necessary exercise perhaps as no other organization could have. It has stimulated an interest in college ath- letics by cultivating a taste for sports and a knowledge of games. Last fall, the sophomore members gave a tea for the women of the col- lege. This was the beginning of the year's activities which ended successfully with the annual football banquet. The reception, which followed, was given at the Presbyterian church parlors for the whole school. Page 19 g.q.m..w--.A. ---i--i-I---it--M-lei T H r. I 5 R A iw Q li 1 1. as-i--i--i----i-'-4- Y. W. CABINET Top Row-Shile CPres.J, Salathiel, Lynn. Middle Row-Fansler, Bryan CSponsorj, Peck, Brewster, Keeney. Bottom Row-Sturges, Stark, Wycoff, R. Johnson. Y. W. C. A. What has the Y. W. done this year? Really there is very little they have left undone. Their first social enterprise was an all- school party which proved to be one of the most attractive functions of the year. A 'tBig and Little Sister nike, a week-end at camp Kiwanis, and similar outings followed in rapid succes- sion. The box supper, given during the second semester, was an example of the unique entertainment which the Y. W. presented this year. Another illustra- tion of their cleverness and originality was the Y. W. chapel program, an Italian comic opera which certainly brought down the house . The meetings this year frequently took the form of discussion groups, and oh, how many meek and timid folk forgot themselves in the heat of an argu- ment! Last but not least Cto resort to a hackneyed friendb at Christmas time the Y. W. gave presents both to the Mexican settlement children and to other needy enfants of the city. u Much of the success and enthusiasm of the Y. W. this year was due to Bernice Shile, the president, with her able leadership, and to Miss Bryan, the sponsor, who with her own friendliness and zeal inspired the girls to work ardently for their organization. The purpose of the Y. W. is to train girls in leadership, service, and Christian living, and the program this year has adequately provided such training. It seems thhat the Y. W. has taken Mr. Coue's maxim to heart. Page 20 VV - , 1 f - - .Ml .....-....1.........,....1...-19 1 H13 15 lx A it QI 1 1, W .--........, .. ......... 'V' Y. M. CABIN T .lu X-f.,'..f :.nCJ ,ya Top Row- C. Knock, Graves, Patchen. Bottom Row-M. Knock, Burns, Colburn CPres.D. Y. M. C.A. The Young lVIen's Christian Association of this college is a team that leads students to faith with God through Jesus Christ . It has molded senti- ment among the studentsg as one member put it, it shows them why they are here . Its scores are not counted in dollars, but in spiritual teamwork. There was a group of ofiicers that lead this team through a close game the past nine months. Chief among them were Floyd Colburn, the presidentg and W. C. Harter, coach of the squad. Then there were others on the cabinet, including Clarence Patchen, vice-presidentg Millard Knock, treasurerg and Clyde Knock, Jr., secretary. Add to these the rest of the boys in the club, add the socials they en- joyed, their enthusiasm, and you have the Y. M. on the court. One outstanding event was the Chinese banquet, at which the boys tried to eat like orientals, though we cannot vouch for their success. Almost every member of the faculty and several boys had speeches to give that timeg and the banquet was entirely a success. The boys enjoyed their friendships and felt that they had experienced something Worthwhile. The association is proud that it secured expressions from city business leaders on vocational guidance and business ethics. The boys appreciated instruction from the mayor, lawyers, merchants, and ministers on these matters, and feel amply rewarded for their work in arranging the association's program. Page 21 31113. W fr -'f1-'fe' B: ff me +910 W 1 ll lf. I N lx A Tw 13 l l l, ,iff-f LITERARY CLUB 4 Yll1 Top Row- Snook, Peck, M. Miller, Salisbury CPres.j, Smyth, Radcliffe, Mort- imer. Second Row- Brewster, Goodloe, Klassen CSponsorD, Castillo, M. Slocum, Gunnell. Literary Club The present year has seen the Literary club expand and increase its activity in various directions. There have been more members initiated, more meetings held, and two issues of the Lark instead of one. More interest has been shown in the writing of original papers, and we think that some of the articles which have been published in the Lark are of literary merit. In other directions the club has taken steps forward. Mr. Klassen has given us a lecture on Impressionism',, and another on Recent American Fic- tion . These proved to be very interesting, and we all felt that we had gained valuable information concerning the most discussed types of modern fiction. The club adopted an emblem and ordered pins for its members. The design is a gold pen and scroll on a blue background, blue and gold being the colors of our college. Also the organization has made and formally accepted a consti- tution, which will serve as a guide for the club in the future. Almost as important in the activities of the Literary club as the regular meetings devoted to study are the social events, which included two initiations and a candy making party. The Literary club, this year, has set up a newer and higher standard than ever before, and we know that it will be maintained by the future club members. Page 22 H' vm- ww' W' ', am ...uv ...W .uv 4--. me .-. .-wan., we .-t -Wy.. 4... .-V 1-ia-u--.uv .pl-. qui 4-.--. I K. If Q v 1'--:Q-'Q--ws-f--fe'-1lflvlilll'. lFJli.XY4jb1l.L3--1--Z-ww -f M ix lf Y .i INKAN-Q STAFF g on ' fx! F- 9A1'it KM Top Rowell. Salathiel, raves, R. Johnson, Castillo. Second Row- Linville, Vrooman, D. Salathiel, Mortimer. The Editofs Page In presenting to you the 1928 Inkanquil the members of the staff believe and hope that we have continued the improvement and good Work carried out by the staffs of the preceding years. In spite of the work and trouble it has caused us, the Inkanquil has also been a source of pleasure and pride. The staff, believing in the slogan, Your story in pictures leaves nothing untold , have attempted to eliminate all unnecessary writing, and to tell the s'iory with pictures. We hope that you will be pleased with this policy. We wish to take this opportunity to thank all those who have so kindly helped us in our Work. As these individuals are too numerous to name, we can say only that when we needed aid, we always found someone willing to help. It is with a feeling akin to regret that we find it necessary to turn over our Work to succeeding staffs. Our work is ended, and although We have made many mistakes, we have at least done our best. But, as the college grows and improves from year to year, so should its yearbook. Thus, We are looking for- ward to bigger and better Inkanquils. and it is our sincere hope that each future year will see an improvement over the past. -John G. Castillo, Editor Page 23 ---1..Q4-.-........gtg-..n.-.-.M-.ann-gs9,..m..q.,4,.w..n...--..- K ,s - . . V 1 .iq 1.9 l ll in l IX lx A IN Q I l L NEEWOLLAH - I. J. C. added to the gayety of Neewollah last fall by entering two floats in the parade. The one which represented the whole college was a huge green and gold basket of sweet peas. Six of our prettiest girls were chosen by the student body to ride in the basket, dressed as flowers. Misses Austin, Broehl, and Bryan planned the fioat and supervised its construction and decoration. They and the many students who helped with the work deserve much praise for their patience and artistry. Their success is shown by the fact that our float won third place in the floral section. The Pep Club entered a float also. It repre- sented the ideal college: a broadcasting station where lectures are given, and a receiving set by the so-called student's bedside. GIRLS' BASKETBALL There is no intercollegiate athletics for girls in the Junior College Con- ference, but the girls of I. J. C. organized a basketball team and played a series of games with the class teams of the high school. They lost only one game, the first one they played with the Juniorsg and they defeated the same team in two later games. They won all their other games with the Seniors, Sophomores, and Freshmen, thus winning the championship. The girls who played are Mary Catherine Ryan QCaptainj, Madlyn Rhodes, Velma Snook, Doris Peck, Dorothy Slocum, Violet Shiery, Winifred Bryant, Bernice Shile, Ida Miller, and Lula Tallman. MUSIC . The college has been represented at various times during the year by a male quartet. They sang at the Christmas program of the University Women's Club, at several college functions, and on the booster trips. The personnel has varied somewhat, the final choice being Millard Knock, first tenor, James Corser, second tenor, Floyd Colburn, first bassg and Orrin Hamlin, second bass. They were trained by Mr. Klassen. The girls' quartet, while it has not appeared in public as often as the other, has practiced faithfully and has fur- nished entertainment for several programs. The members of the quartet are Wilda Dunbar, first sopranog Madlyn Rhodes, second sopranog Alene Bassett, first altog and Alice Wycoff, second alto. During thefirst semester there were a college mixed chorus trained by Miss Hardy, and an orchestra directed by Mr. Goepfert. BOOSTER TRIPS The plan followed last year to attract out-of-town students to I. J. C. was so successful that it was used again this year. Groups were sent out to high schools in the towns around Independence to advertise our school and to show high school seniors the advantages of coming here. Mr. Kirby, chair- man of the booster committee, wo1'ked out the plans for the trips. The pro- grams included violin wlos by Frank Dancer and Millard Knock, numbers by the girls' and boys' quartets, a reading by Bernice Shile, and talks about athletics and other activities by Frank Clampitt and Harold Brooks. The Pep Club, who accompanied the entertainers on trips, furnished an added attraction in the Way of songs and cheers. Page 24 il' LU 1- ...wiis-mi.nun-an-goes'leur-,gigs-.4-me-Miqu-oqgii-unnogvwqumqss-oar' 15IHIIfwlxANf2Ili, an-nQ.m!Q1q,..-19:9 e,e.'-N0 Nik tgp, X031 ws CHovu5 , mf T L Q3 A :A 55. K' J wg 5 L' 5,,Jz.h Plwcfmcal UO an-up SY' ur-ie 'll Page asa--,ann N...-A--y...-.f.,f.,-mn..,,..q-.ws.a. o v.-,.,..m-.psnwew---v..u1fl jll It 1X Customer: Which leather makes the best shoes? Coffee: I don't know, but ba- nana skins make the best slippers. Marjorie: I think we have a cy- linder missing. Dorothy: I'll bet those mean kids down the street took it. Patchen Crushing to the li- braryD: I want the life of Caesar. Miss Russell: Sorry, but Bru- tus beat you to it. Mr. Harter: In what battle did General Wolfe, when hearing of victory, ery I die happy ? Frank Dancer: I think it was his last battle. I have been on this train seven years, the conductor of a Mis- souri Pacific train, just pulling in- to Tyro, said. Is that so? said Alene. Where did you get on? Neighbor: So you think Fred only dates with cripples. Mrs. Goodwin: Well, he has to have the car even if the dance is only two blocks away. Velma Snook: Who gave you the black eye? Violet Shiery: No one, I had to fight for it. There was a young lady named . Lizzy Who made every guy she met dizzy, She'd terrible clothes And a horrible nose And a mouth that she always kept busy. -Estella Gunnell. Sweety: What is the cure for seasickness? Salty: Give it up. Page 26 Q-uma.. Xg 421 I 1, 33 Joe's dancing reminds me of a Chinese opium den. How come? It's full of hops. Greenlee: Mrs. Price worships her husband, d0esn't she? Hazel Mortimer: Well, she cer- tainly places burnt offerings be- fore him at every meal. Tate: I heard you were sick. Sapp: Yes, I had the clothing sickness: a 'coat' on my tongue and my breath came in 'pants'. Dick Graves: Say, Lloyd, how did you get that red on your lips? Lloyd Vrooman: That's my tag for parking too long in oone place. Bob Switzer: How do you play hookey from the correspondence school? Frank Dancer: I send them an empty envelope. My subject for today is 'tHell announced the minster Blair, And after that we'll sing the hymn, Tell mother I'll be there. Co-ed CDrinking a sodaj: Oh, my sucker is broke. Ed Undignantlyl: Well, you don't have to broadcast it. Farmer: Did you see my pig sty? Visitor: Quite fashionable, what? Hogs wearing cravats! The kin you love to touch. Your papa. The first deck of the Ark con- tained all the known animals of the world except the two little black and white striped ones on the second deck. -va. 1-1,-.v-.,.,.-.-.4.,.p-n-u,:.,.-. as--sq, can il- iu Bur hues. 2 -S. -.,,,,,,. .. fs l 1'! ' ' 'I ---W-1. ll.l,.X1xAXXK3l I ,-fygv. A 'fr ,+ g ii' v -. Wm: K K J F ! f- F 1 5. - ,k-.k f E Y X V K W 1 f.gf,A i S4 .,., 5 . . Isu. -Laxrinox' sk 'H' alum Q fvqsr pqaraihun 7 ., 'l f vp-A an 'jf' Tm: worm as 4oo mucln WM, us. N. G -...--.....-.4,1.u,1.2..-.....--wg-, NR K at K 2- ,, K .. 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It's that something, that unexplainable, and invisible something which prompts us to do something good-something that is not ex- pected-something that cannot be commercialized. That in our opinion is SERVICE in its true sense. A U 112 ays Independence Big New Department Store 1 11, 1 1 1 1 1: 1 101 1 -10101niniurin-iniuiogui 1121-wi fini Loinioiozniivines.-mg-n.,i........,4 ...ie The Garden's Creed To serve good food, to render good service to the end that folks will look for the name of The Garden, as an assurance of goodness. To remember price, but never let it interfere with Quality, for if any thing must be good it is that which people eat. To be sensibly different, for people like things a little different. To keep our relation that of host and guest rather than merchant and patron. ALBERT J. FARLEY -----B.-,.,.-.....-.,...-...--. o-101.102, alexa 131-.Pnraongg l E g . , fhy -nxxlllllnqlg W ff I. 1' I was on my Way to G. F. 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N Q-Q..-.-an-nm-v.-.-....1..-uv a Q-I-----ff------19 fl' H li l N K X N Q I l 1. .Zh V- - Two little urchins were watch- ing a barber singe his customer's hair. Gee , said one, he's hunting 'em with a light. He reads the filthiest stuff possible. Tabloids? Nope--he's a professional mind- readerf Did you write much on Gothic Cathedrals? Rheims. Clyde Knock: How many make a million? Donald Knight: Very few. Teacher: What are forensics? Bright Boy: Four'n six are ten. How foolish our literature class is We're a bunch of silly young asses Youill notice at once That each is a dunce And needs to re-model his chas- sis . -George Crane You're a regular little tease, said boy friend. Still, pouted Stella, I'm not as bad as I'm painted. Sandy: Dad, you promised me one hundred for every A I brought home, and I had three this year. Sandy, Sr. Creluctantlyl: Well, here's a check, but you must give up studying so hard. It isn't good for you. Clifford Haines: I lost S10 yes- terday. George Sawyer: How's that? Clifford: Cotton went up ten dollars a bale and I didn't have a bale. can Carol Mason: Where does steel wool come from? Elsie Lynn: Off the sheep on the Iron Mountains, of course. Clarence Patchen: Ireland should be the richest country in the world. Dick Hunter: Why is that? Patchen: Her capital has been Dublin for many years. Are you a college man? No, my hat blew off and a truck ran over it. Russell Greenlee: Mary gets wonderful grades. John Castillo: Yes, and takes headache tablets every night. Russell: I see-Ad astra per as- pirin! Shirley Wilkinson: Who was the hottest fiddler ever lived? Tess: Nero. When ice cream grows on macar- oni trees. When Sahara's sands are muddy, When cats and dogs wear over- shoes, That's when I'll like to study. Mr. Harter: I have been talk- ing for ten minutes and the noise has been terrible. I haven't been able to hear one word I have said. Amy Shobe: Oh, that's all right. You haven't missed much. No domestic science course is necessary to enable a girl to make a traffic jam. Frieda Antener: I've had a ter- rible Warning of approaching death. Mary Gier: Not really? Frieda: Yes: I bought one of those lifetime fountain pens, and it's broken. Page 31 -I! ... ..- W- sg- agp 9. -1.9 1-f Q.. on .. Q. -. -s cu- up .mp-...pqufwapwue-v, U63 MX Baht mow ,, . ,x . wif? x I .A lx. .X ,N U' I' ' 1LoveVk W V Is SH. mx! Blend ? V asm me We mxueonom Q- , nu , Qiwav Page 32 Eine Skin, Hand Na 'Dow Ni Klklkmq Cgm-? ...- M.. Q- 0. M.. ..-N .... ... -... .. fm.. ...M .ff .--.-. ,' -fa.,-p.. MX .Blue Hu. - wg.- W.-----4-4-lil 'l'lll'Q lNli.XNf3l'll -----f-1-r--'-'------ 1 vi 1 11113 111111111311 1 1 2-E1 3-,113 1-Info:-111,11 can 1 in ini' 30 5 ! P ! Callahan s Book Store Q ll PHONE 503 115 VV. MYRTLE STREET INDEPENDENCE, KANSAS l i MEMORY BOOKS---Keep the records of your school days in one of our memory books. SCHOOL SUPPLIES---the best in school supplies will always be found here. i SPORTING GOODS---for your summer sports you will find 2 the correct equipment at Callahan's. BOOKS and M13 GAZINES---the latest in periodicals will al- ways be found here. U --.--...-...,- . E 3 zuznzuzi - - - - - - - ni 5 -we-marine:-'14v1u1unv-rx-11.1.E, The College Man NEW YORK i i C i Is the man who sets the pace I A 2 forthe man who wishes to be : well dressed. N Why not have your clothes D made especially fOr you? They 2 Y : express more individuality and 1 correctness because they fit K perfectly and are no higher in I L price. I T I ED V. PRICE TAILOR MADE C CLoTHEs. C ! H Q 5 2 E 5 ME 's SHOP N LESS BARNARD i MOST MODERN , H 5 2 coNEEoT1oNERY 1 HS The Dobbs Sm - 5 INDEPENDENCE, KANSAS ' 10103011I1o1o1n1o1o1o1 11134914 3491riviera:mam111wi:mioioiozoioiuirozo Page Q---qv-.1-.1-.1.-.-.41-.4-Q--.......-.-.1.-...QQ..,..,-.-.--.. qo- un-m..w-.,un,4-vga.-an-Q Page 34 ,y--'Mx ,yi fn, v 4if4..44,...-.-..-w1-.l....-m4..,-4--.a.-,4-f.-f.-.,. Sffii A 9 V 1514 - w W ., ' ,114 .PA 2 dif f f X , 1 . ' 42 V' 1 1 Q 5:-'H fi ' 1 1 f is.-s--1 .-.-....--s....r' iuioiuiu 3-11: 3 1-nz-111101 gn: 3 1- 111111101 301 1 iz ri Outfitters for men and boys A Good Education AND Mx A Good Appearance yt Go hand in hand. .figs ,X It is difficult to Qf 1 , X succeed without I, both. l Z' If you will let us Q' be your clothier you , l X need not worry about l X your appearance. Q - QTHING co. A 4411 ,und Lina!!! A NA TION- WIDE lN8777'U770lV- JCPENN Q quality-always at a saving Quality is our Failure Insurance A successful merchant once said that he considered honesty the greatest single factor for success in retailing. Build integrity into your business he advised, and you not only safeguard it but your contribution tothe commun- ity you live in is immeasurable. Selling honest merchandise at a fair price is more than an ideal with us. It is our insurance policy against failure. Q--Q-.agen-Q-Q--3--v-.,-...w. ww-..1,,....m,w-f,-n.nw,.....m.-ww... iuioiui 1411111 3 1 31111211 Page 3 , o 9.0 0 Q ! ! ! ! E ! ! ! ! ! ! 3 ! ! 11142 2031 3, 4 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 011114020 5 an -I-,J---1--Q-1--'lil ill li IN lx.X Kirby: Wonderful, is it not, sir, how all mankind's needs are pro- vided for? Greenlee: Indeed, it is wonder- ful. What, for instance, could be more convenient than ears to hook one's spectacles over? Most peoples idea of a college man is a fellow who can take two steps before his trousers move. Prof. Harter: The window should be opened. CLouderD Mr. Crane, will you open it? Crane Cwaking upl: I'll open for four bits. , Dick Graves: How much do you pay for a shoe shine? Lloyd Vrooman: Ten cents. Dick: Huh! I'll bet they'd paint a barn for a quarter. Estelle Wells: Want to read a book on immigration? Mildred Newmaster: No, I don't read racy literature. He's so lazy, child, that he even eats loaf sugar. Millard: How do you like my room as a whole? Heeseler Thomas: As a hole it's fine: as a room-not so good. Visitor: How many students do you have in this college? Mr. Stevens: About one out of every twenty. Miss Bryan: Mr. Salisbury, you misspelled many of the words in your Spanish composition. Loren: Yes'm, I'm going to be a Spanish dialect writer. First Pig: I never sausage heat. Second Pig: Yes, I'm nearly bacon. Page 36 A4-a 'I ,fp -fin. 4... -.fpfqvgvf-.iq-,Q .-.-. N cg lf I i. :s-'--i--e-'-r--ee-i'- Burns Cin restaurantj : Why are you swiping those spoons? John Klumpp: The doc told me to take two teaspoons after each meal. Rorick: Where are you from? Price Cfrom Libertyb: Down in God's country. Rorick: Why do you call it that? Price: Nobody else can get through it. Football is known familiarly as the pigskin game. We suppose that it is because of the many rooters it has. Mildred Bowman: Do you know the difference between a bathtub and a parlor? Audrey: No. Mildred: Gosh! Where do you entertain your friends? Wilda Dunbar: You drive aw- fully fast, don't you? Mr. Kirby: Yes, I hit seventy yesterday. Wilda: Did you kill any of them? Kirby: A half-hearted kick is worse than none. Throw your whole sole into it. Irene Fansler: I think a street car has just passed. Marian Radcliffe: How do you know? Irene: I can see its tracks. Dick Hunter: What's the charge for the battery? Salesman: One and one-half volts. Dick: How much is that in American money? 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Next time I'll show you how easy it is to keep your head above water. .- . McIlwain: Seems to be lots do- ing here in the way of studies. Dead Man: Yeah: everything I do seems to be in the way of stud- ies. Tressie Holmes: Did you know lhey sent animals through the mail? Maurine Miller: No, you don't either. Tressie: Well, I got a letter with :x seal on it. Sylvie: Let's dance. I ean't stand sitting. Orrin Hamlin: Well, who can? She: I smell cider on breath. He: Nothing of the kind, sweet- heart, but my collar is too tight. It squeezes my Adam's apple. your 1-up-n41ap'gpuqn-pgnqnxcsq-unqn . . ,7- Soph: Your neck reminds me of a typewriter. Freshie: How's that? Sophz Underwood. Art teacher: That's a fine pic- ture of a horse, but where is the wagon? Margaret Swan: Oh, the horse will draw that. John Pinkston: Are you mad at that match? John Smyth: No. John P.: Then, why did you strike it? Prof. Cindignant as Dorothy Featherngill comes to class lateb: When were you born? Dorothy: The third of April. Prof.: Late again. Dorothy Sturges: That man is a track man. Mildred Bowman: Isn't he hand- some? I wish he were on my track. He: We have an All-American player on our team. Marie Tomlinson: Only one. It's terrible the way the foreigners overrun this eount1'y. Dorothy Wingfield: Will you lend me two dimes? He: With pleasure. Dorothy: Then loan me four and thoroughly enjoy yourself. Myers: What can you tell me about nitrates? Baby Holbrook: Well-they're a lot cheaper than day rates. Margaret Jane: Yes, I would like to go riding with you, but I don't want to go anywhere. Dale: Good! Have you a porch swing? Page 39 up -Q