Incline High School - Targe Yearbook (Incline Village, NV)

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senior wills I, TI-IOEBE LOWELL, being of sound mind and body, will my five foot plus height to Clark Bannister so that he may be the best basketball player in Incline's history. I, KAREN MALLY, will my ability to pass government to Fae Franklin, my ability to love everyone to Sandy Walberg, my temper to Rick Mann, my ability to stay out of trouble to jim McCaffrey, to Sue Wyland my ex- perience, to john Abbney my hopes and ego, to Cynthia Geissinger a mellow senior year, to Mr. Borino the hope that I will succeed, to Mr. Shaff the best of luck and thanks for all he has done for me, and last but not least to Mr. Corley the hope that we can be friends. Finally, a wonderful senior year to the class of '71, I, MICI-IAIL MAMCZARZ, bequeath one spool of slightly used red kite string, a spiffy xylophone, and one brown high-topped gym shoe to Incline High forever in my memory. I, CHRIS POULSEN, will all the times Mr. Borino has been on my case to Sandy Walberg. To john Abbney I will more luck at not getting caught smoking. To joe I will the secret of getting along with Sandy. I, LYNN SCOTT, being of sound body and mind, do hereby bequeath the following things. To Desiree Decker and Pat Carr I will an original treasure map of the Tahoe Basin, guaranteed IOOLXJ fool proof. To Tonto and the Lone Ranger, I leave thanks for a quick job at A. G. 'S house. To Shawn Benson I leave a 10 gallon bottle of Visine. To Tim Hudson I leave a faster getaway car. To jill Taylor I leave a book on how to win a ski race in ten easy lessons. To Molly Dee I leave eternal happiness with J. H. To Vicki I leave one week of peace and tranquility. To Mr. Conkey--I leave. To Mr. Corleyl leave memories of such an outstanding student as my- self. After I receive my diploma, I leave the student court my little black book of true confessions. I, CARRIE SMITI-I, being of somewhat sound mind, do hereby bequeath the following. To my good friend Melissa, I leave the other half of my locker, and all the luck in the world with a certain guy. To Sue Wyland, I leave all my neat grades and the dirty books in my locker. To my sister Holly, I leave hopes that she will make it here at Incline I-Iigh. I, NEIL SOLOMON, being one of the only other seniors of sound mind and body, do hereby bestow upon my in- heritors all of the good times I have experienced at Incline High. To Keith Faber, I leave the infamous duty of public prosecutor in hopes that he will enjoy it much the same as I have. To Charles the III, I leave my able and glib tongue to squirm out of embarrassing situations which quite frequently are Lmanticipated. To my one and only feathered friend I leave my sweat-infested genuine cowboy boots in hopes that they will correct his webbed foot impediment. To Mr. Stephens, I leave the sparkling Visage of my portrayal of The Ghost of Tronjolly , which was deftly planned and executed. Last but certainly not least, I leave to Mr. Corley the everlasting memory of myself that he has so patiently put up with. I, JOHN TACKITT, will my intelligence to Sandi Sanford. I will my hair to Mr. Conkey, and my outstanding beard to Mr. Stephens. I, STEVE THOMAS, being of sound body and mind, bequeath my height to munchkin Monte Calvert. I, STEVEN TODD, will my hair and my ability to live life without too many problems to Mr. Conkey, my sympathy to Mr. Kahn for being an all-around good loser, my fingers to Mr. Borino, and my ability to laugh at their stupid humor to Mr. Scattini and Mr. Stephens. Most of all, I will all my love to beautiful jill Taylor. 71

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senior wills I, LORRAINE ANDERSON, being one of the few seniors of sound mind and body, do hereby leave the following items to their most worthy inheritors. To Mr. Stephens I leave half an egg salad sandwich Qguess what?j, and to Mr. Conkey go three wet Willies and a bottle of aspirin for Excederin headache 342, the seventh and eighth graders. To Greg Gorman I leave a carton of melted chocolate ice cream and a heavy duty cage. My beloved sister, Pauline, gets a set of earplugs. I leave my job as editor-in-chief to whosoever has enough of a dictator in him to desire it. And finally, I leave my grades to be distributed equally among the student body so that everyone may pass. I, LYNNE BAKER, being the only sane person in the world, do hereby will my left over sunflower seed and the cigarette butts in my car to Linda Hunt. To Kristy Lewis I will my ability to stick to a diet, and being the klepto that she is, I will her all of my stolen goods in hopes that she will find good hiding places for them. To QFannyQ Fae Franklin I will my ability to maintain during school hours, and I hope that one day she can be just like Ernestine, her hero. And to all the teachers, I will Linda, Kristy, and Fae. Good luck with them next year! I, KATHY DEMPSEY, will to my brother jack all the fun and good times I had in my high school years. To Becky Bridge I leave my senior key, to Denise Finch and Sandi Sanford all my experiences in the office, and my ability to smoke in the first floor restroom without getting caught, to Robin Eppenstiner my grape orchard and the ability to make the most of it, and to Mr. Shaff all my charm and affection. Last but not least I leave to Mr. Corley, who has given me his friendship, all the happiness and respect in the world. I, CATHY FIELDS, will all my love to Maurice, my ability to be fickle to Rick Mann and Tom Cross, my will power not to read in chorus to Becky Bridge, to Mr. Collins my friendship and respect always, and last but not least I will to Mr. Corley my understanding of all the problems that arise at Incline High, the ability to cope with them, and the power to remain as fair and friendly to all the students in the years to come as he has been to me. I, ROBERT GEHLEN, hereby will my perfect record for staying out of trouble to Mr. Corley. May he have many more students like myself. I, DEBRA HANCOCK, will all the troubles and fun of doing the school books to the next lucky Student Body Treasurer. I will to Mr. Borino all my hope and ski racing ability, so that he might have the ski team next year that he tried so very hard for this year. To Dale Lingenfelter I will the pleasures of being Business Machines T,A, , if he makes it through the class this year. I will all my yelling at basketball games to the 'cheerleaders so that they will cheer the basketball team all the way to State next year. To Mr. Conkey I will my chemistry book so that it might helpysome other poor soul through his class next year. Last but not least, I will all Tues- day and Thursday night Ski Incline Broom Hockey games to Gail and Andrea, no matter how they spend them. I, TIM HUDSON, being of good health and pickled mind, will the Hillsbrothers' Coffee can in the senior lounge to all junior smokers for use as an ashtray. I, MAE KINDRED, being of my most sound mind, will all the rubber duckies in the world to Stephens, all my empty wine bottles to Lynn Scott because I know how much she likes bottles, my fantastic ability to play horse to Greg Brockelsby because he is such a cheater, and my determination to go to the beach in the dead of winter to all of Incline in hopes that the snow will eventually take the hint and stay away completely. 70

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