Incline High School - Targe Yearbook (Incline Village, NV)

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I, CAROL FABER, will my neat little gray Volkswagen with its four dented fenders, one pulled off bumper, torn seat covers, and zero brakes to anyone who should be so wise as to want it. I also would like to will all my great scientific chemistry power to my little brother Keith. I, JIM FOEGER, being of unsound mind, do hereby will my curls to Mr. Conkey and Mr. Stephens. All my intelligence, academic achievments, and physical awareness I will to Tim Gentry. I will all my sexual attractions to Steve Cookg all my semi-bald recap tires to Cole Smithg and to Leslee, the Eternal apple of my eye, my ability to swallow pride and give in to the opposition. BYE AND GOOD LUCK CAPTIVE SOULS! I, CINDY PLUNKETT, leave ME to my Tom who is slaving away in the Army. To Iudey Crom I leave my beerstein so that she may never die of thirst and my fuzzy booties to keep her tootsies warm. To Cindy Benson I leave memories of THE YELLOW SUBMARINE, surprises buried in the snow, a shovel, a jack, and my refrigerator. To Lynn Scott I would leave my gracefulness except I need all I can get so she will just have to share the key to the cellar that I am giving to Desiree Decker. To my dear, broken-backed English teacher, Mr. Stephens, I leave my ski poles to give him luck while skiing throughout the rest of his life, and I hope that next year, since I will not be here, he will be blessed with the company of my two sisters, Kristie and Suzanne. To Mr. Conkey, my devoted government teacher, I leave all the answers to the world's problems. To Mr. Armstrong I am giving the carburetor I found and the pieces to the top of my beerstein in hopes that they will be of some use to him. And last, I leave my genius to Suzie Crom, alias Grunt . I, KATHY SWAIN DAFORNO, will my best wishes and gratitude to Incline High School, and hope that it will be everlasting. I will my scholastic ability in English to Lorraine Anderson in hopes that she will better it for me. I will my great lung capacity for yelling at the basket- ball games to the class of '71 in hopes that they can scare the players into dropping the ball into the basket more often. I will my ability in business machines to all of the students in Mr. Borino's classes so that his job will be a little easier for him. Last, but most important of all, I will myself with love and understanding to my dear husband, George.

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ezzjor 1' A I, WENDELL PROWS, a most honorable fellow of the highest degree, will all of my talents as a rogue and heated lover to Steve Marean. I, JOHN ZENZIC, will my intelligence to Leslie. I, RALPH NORRIS, will a can of mosquito repellent to Linda Hunt, the dent in my car to Dennis Hitchcock, and my ability to stay in school to Doug Newton, I, CINDY BENSON, being the only senior of sound mind , do hereby bequeath the following valued possessions to their most worthy recipients. To Lynn Scott, a thirty-gallon vat, To Desiree Decker, lots of big, juicy grapes. To Iudey Crom, two bandaids, To my favorite sister, I leave another three exciting fun-filled years at Incline High School. To Bones, I leave the twenty pounds I am losing. To Vicki Mollhagen, two red doors that work. I would like to leave my magic skiis to Mr. Stephens. He needs them. My old blue tennies go to Carol Faber. I can't afford a new V.W. and anyway, my tennies will last longer. Mr. Durant shall receive a specially sealed jar of snow to remind him of his trips over Mt. Rose just to see our fabulous Spanish class. To Peggy and Cher, I leave two pairs of snowshoes so they can make it home across the football fieldg and an ashtray apiece so they won't litter up the bathroom floors anymore. Steve Marean gets a brand new shiny McDonalds Swizzle-Stick. Mrs. Cynthia Reeves gets a five year supply of B.C. pills. Randy Tucker will receive a slightly used Spanish dictionary and some bird seed. Mr. Sanders gets three giant palm trees and a water fountain to put in the Math room, and as a special prize, Mr. Conkey shall receive my Chemistry lab book with its three hundred million red marks. Jim Yallally gets a specially made, heavy duty muzzle. To all those I may have left out, I send my brilliant intelligence and lots of good times next year. All of the faculty gets my most deep-hearted sympathy. I hope you make it through next year with that bunch. I, DEBBIE SAYRE, will my little sister Kim for the next four years to Mr. Stephen's English class. I will to Kim all the luck and skill in English that I didn't have.

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