Huntington College - Mnemosyne Yearbook (Huntington, IN)

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i i JlUIlT1TI.IIl1fT1l'.Ll1IfUflIUlIT'llfl'lIlHTU11'l 7 - ' T ' ' ' W' ' ' ' ' M f . - Marx Says: l Huntlngton College i L ' Good Clothes May Not Make the Grocery Man-But Cheap Garments Can 1 I Spoil Him. i Groceries, Lunches, Ice - We Sen O 1 St d d 3 n y an ar Q Cream, School Supplies Makes l We Appreciate the Patronage of the : Soclety Brand Clothes Students of Huntington College John Stetson Hats 5 Manhattan shim A L R. 2 l C R OS WOOD 2 D. MARX a soNs l PROPRIETOR I Please Mention This Ad e i - - - - - - - - ,- - - - ...,...g.-,.,- ...H-,.....,,.,-,......,,.-..,.-....-....-,.,.- DICK 'S 5 Q 5 l E Dr- W- H- Weybrlght Specialize on Young DENTIST Men's Two-pants 417 N. Jefferson St. Suits I I Huntington, Indiana 2 Over Kindler's Shoe Store 534.50 i stomach-Tooth Talk V Clean Food Should Be Pre- H019D1'00f H0Si91'Y pared for Me in a Clean f01'3Men and Women Mouth I D1 C K ' S +-.,.-...-..--.- - -u..- - -...-1. -K.--Mill.,--. - - - '-,1 - - - - -.., -w- --i- ------.---- - -W--ni ----- v-1---- vm-I-H One Himdrecl Twenty-'1zi'n p

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Q11HUUU! 'W' as Guinevere Bronner: And the next day, I suppose, she returned the engagement ring ? Fred Smith: Yes, it came by registered post, in a large box labeled 'Glass, with care'. . Bus Griffith: How many pieces of that candy do I get for a cent? Mrs. Wood: Oh, two or three. E Bus Gridith: Well, I'll have three pieces. Rastus: Boy, it was so cold whar I cum fum we had to frow watah out de window an slide daown de ieicle to get out of de house. Mose: You'll talk muffins. Whar I lib it's so cold we gotta to build fires undah de cows to stop 'em fum givin' ice cream. Prof. Overn fin Psychology classjg 1 learned to read by the old method of recognizing words. Gladden Hull: I learned by spelling the words out. 1 Prof. Overn: That is still older. There are only a few backward communities where that method is still used. if -- 1 Hap: Going to dinner anywhere tonight? 2 Huddy: Why no, not that I know of. ' Prof. Wolverton: Why are you tardy ? Russell Hullfman: The bell rang before I got here. RELIGION OF TODAY Sunday School Supt: I am happy to see all these shining faces be- fore me this morning. CSudden application of 37 powder puifs.J I am certainly absorbing a lot of knowledge, said Lewis Miller as he erased the blackboard. -e Librarian: Oh, I wish the Lord had niade me a man. Grant Gingrich: He did and I'm the man. 3 2 Erma Burton: I dreamed last night I was in Heaven E Ira Wolfe: Did you see me there ? 1. Erma Burton: Yes, then I knew that l was dreaming. E' 17 D I Hap: Gee, you'll be awfully hungry by morning. H hhmmmmi V - One Himdired Tliirty

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Ben Davis can tell why a goat is nearly-because it is all but. Miss Paulman: Can you play an obbligato for me while I sing a song? Millin Stephens: Pm sorry, but the only instrument I play is 'the fiddle. Alba Drummond: Anna Baker turned down Dumont Huddleston be- cause he called her the first flower of spring. Lowell Hildebrand: What's wrong with that ? . Alba Drummond: She found that it was the skunk cabbage. Miss Johnson: How do you feel today ? Coleman Regnier: Like a iireplacef' Miss Johnson: How's that ? ' Coleman Regnier: Grate A rich but very eccentric man died. The clergyman, who was young and new to the parish thought it a fitting opportunity to call and comfort the widow. You must not grieve, he told her. The body that lies here is not your husband. It is merely a husk, an empty shell. The nut has gone to heaven. Rastus, what kind of chicken do you prefer ? Co'se they both has mighty good points. De white chickens is easy to locate but hard to hide. De black chickens is hard to locate and easy to hide. Carlos Wood: I-Fm! So you want a job, eh? Do you ever tell lies ? Cassel Kauffman: No, but I'd be willing to learn. Miss Smith: Use 'cauterize' in a sentence. Clare Holley: I knew she was mine the moment I caught her eyes. I envy thee, little flreiiy, You worry not a bit, For when y-ou see the traffic cop, You know your tail light's lit. Mnsniosrns One Hundred Twenty-eight 5E'H.