Hunter Tannersville Central High School - Crest Yearbook (Tannersville, NY)

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CTD GQJJ Jrop ecy As the scene opens we find David Fitzgerald and Bemard Matteson alone on a beautiful tropical island. They are talking and laughing among themselves, when all of a sudden they hear a noise in the bushes. They look at each other for an instant then run for cover. Soon Richard Ackerman appears on stage. He gazes around then sits down beneath a big palm tree. DAVE - It can't be. BERN - Well, it certainly is, his twin brother. DAVE - Rich, is that you? RICH - Yes, but where the heck are you? fDave and Bern emerge from behind their hiding placesj DAVE - what are you doing here? RICH - I was on my way to Europe to get a look at the new cars. The boat hit a submerged rock and sank. BERN - Anybody drown? RICH - No, fortunately, everyone was saved. There was so much confusion, but I am sure I heard some familiar voices. fC1ass members enter. All talk at once and gather in SIOUPSJ DAVE - Wait a minute, everybody. BERN - Yeah, let's be quiet a minute. DAVE - It has been so long since we have seen each other, Iet's find out the latest news from all of you. BERN - Rich was telling us that he is, as - what are you doing, Rich? RICH - I am the general sales manager for the 1973 Ford. DAVE - Hi, Barb and Katie, why the pens and pads? BARB - Oh, I am so used to taking notes. You see, I am secretary to Admiral Ronald Zorda. You remember him, don't you? He is now on leave. I thought 'I would write down what the members of our class are doing, KATIE - And as Star Reporter of the Martian Press, the names of all passengers on the ship will be important. BERN - Hi, neighbors, long time no see. What is the latest from the Columbus gang? MYRTLE - Well, Bernard, you are the wrong sex for my business. My next assignment is training WACS in the Philippines. KITTY - I finally made the grade, Bernard. I am a dress designer for most of the European Royalty. ROGER J. - When you get ready to settle down and buy your farm, Bernard, I will do all your veterinarian service free. FLORA - I am in Myrtle's line. I am a yeoman in the Waves. JIM - You know I got tired of people always looking down at me, sol started a store selling elevated shoes. Harriet - Bernard, I ran out of money being an actress, and I turned to writing and I am now on my second book. DAVE - Hey, what is the matter with you two? THERESE - I am the cook on that tug and when we hit that rock the jar made my cake fall. BERNIE F. - And just because I am the captain of the ship, she is blaming me. Just as though I wanted to hit the rock and sink my ship - just to make her cake fall. DAVE - Well, I am sure that the cake isn't worth all this fuss, besides Iet's go see if we can be of any help to those that were hurt in the wreck. BERN - Hey, look what I just found - those three Happy Hi-B. A. girls. Ioye Taylor, Ann Burdick, and Janette Jones. DAVE - Are you girls all right? JOYE - Oh, we are all right, I run a crippled childrens camp and bumps and bruises are my specialty. JANETTE: Well, Ioye, we still do have something in com- mon. As a sales manager in the chain of Dykes Drug Stores, I probably write out the order for the bandaids you see. ANN - And during the winter I probably teach the same little men - I mean children. DAVE - Hey, Bernard, get your scorebook. We may as well have a basketball game. Our team is here and Tom Hardy, Dick Wood, Cal Lloyd, Rod Whitacre, Dale La Fond, Rog. Williams, Rich Ackerman, and Bernie are all ready. TOM - I am afraid that basketball would be a little out of my line now, I run a chain of A8tP Stores. DICK W, - It would be out of my line, also. I drive sport racers at Indianapolis. As you remember, when we were in high school, I tried to break the speed record with my father's car and found out that it could bring them to me. CAL - Yes, Dick, you smash cars up and then bring them to me. You see, Dave, I run our old hometown's biggest body shop, and Dick is my best customer. ROD - I feel left out. I am the only one so far that has stuck to basketball. I play on the team that travels around the world, THE WORLD TROTTERS. DALE - You are the only one that went on in basketball. Personally, I like newspaper work. I am on the staff of the New York Times. ROG W. - Yes, Dale, you are right. After I saw the set- up Sharpy Lewis had, I went into the insurance business myself. BERN - what are the rest of the girls of the class of '58 doing? PHYL - You might say that I tried to answer Russia's Sputniks. Now I design space ships for our space fleets fon TV, I meanj, GLORIA - I hope nobody was hurt, but just in case there was, I am head muse at Chase Memorial Hospital and I will do my work here. ANN F, -I was on my way to Europe, where I was to put on a concert. I have organized a glee club of the world's finest male voices. They must be around here some- where. BEV - My work, you could say, is behind the scenes. I am a Hollywood beautitian. I am really trying to get in pictures. ANN C. - Myself. I like the science of the world. You all know how much I loved physics in school. So now I am a physics teacher. ROSEMARY - Bev and Ann, both you and your clients probably have at least one of my furry friends. You see I always wanted a mink coat and I finally decided that the only wayl cound get it was to raise it. Now I am a mink farmer. DAVE - Here comes the last four rambling Romeoes of the class of '58, and all four of them are farm boys. BERN - Hey, Baker, what in the world are you carrying in that suitcase? BOB - I carry my cartoons in that. Now that I am a car- toonist they are as good as money in the bank. Cl-IARLIE - You can have your old pictures. I will take my pigs any old day. I was on my way to enter my pig in the World's Fair, KARL - I myself like the gayer things in life, I am a trapeze artist for Barnum and Bailey Brothers Circus. EVERETT - I entered the great field of politics. I am now the Congressman from my own private Island, EI- holzerland, in New York Harbor. frney now hear the sound of an airplane motor. The roar stops and out of the bushes comes KEN FAIRCHILD dressed in a pilots uniform. He is followed by SHARON WALKDEN who is a hostess.j KEN - were you the people that sent an SOS about a ship hitting rock? why look, It is the class of '58, You all know my hostess, Sharon walkden. SHARON - Well, they berterl RICH A. -By the way, Dave and Bern, how did you get here? fDave and Bern put arms around each others shoulders and sing . . . WE ARE POOR LITTLE LAMBS WHO HAVE r.os'r OUR WAY, BAA, BAA, BAAQ CURTAIN l I l

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