Hunter Tannersville Central High School - Crest Yearbook (Tannersville, NY)

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Prophecy ofthe Class of 95 7 Greetings! I have one of the latest of the do-it-yourself gadgets, a do-it-yourself crystal ball. I know this contraption works, because I have already seen Mr. Fry fall and get hooked, and poor Mrs. Jamba is very busy with her family of five. Let's cast a spell on our window to the future and bring in a familiar face. Someone is present - Ahl lt's Barb Angell and Betty Fairchild. They have their hands full with the little ones so let's visit the hospital they left a while ago. Here are two of our loyal class mates, nurses now, Ruth Bice and Ann Gracyalny, who are working hard to keep the wealthy patients in bed longer. We may know some of the patients here, so let's look into the wards. Here 's the first one, and we find Foster Button, a New York State Policeman, visiting Brenda Izard, poor girl, she can't understand why speed limits' here are less than those in Indianapolis. Sgt. Button gave her a ticket for speeding and she tore it up. He pulled out his gun to scare her, and it accidentally went off. In the next ward we find a strange change indeed. Our city boy, Ken Cassidy, has apparantly had a slight accident, he grew sick of the wear and tear of city life and turned farmer. Che of his cows kicked him and broke his leg. Those fellow - farmers visiting him are none other than Cliff Jones, Don Chapman, and Rodger Brown. You all know how Pete Fish, Lee Cooper, John Heins and Warren Rolen stuck to- gether. Now they're enjoying a care - free qand tax freey life as bums, along the UV railroad. They are contemplating a switch to the air, however, because Jill Slentz and Barbara Fletcher are commercial airline Hostesses. Let's join them. Well, we must say, they are a happy two-some, but the passengers on our plane may not appreciate their kind of happiness. Oh, oh, our passengers are getting up set . . . why, it's New Berlin ceramics tycoon, Don Taylor, and three of his dozen secretaries, Barb Collier, Betty Guller, and Diane Slentz. By the light . . . of the silvery moon . . . 'but I'll bet Mary Lou Church and Ralph Davis aren't going to swoon, not with that wrecked space ship to fix. lt's a good thing Mary Lou learned the art of carpentry. The radio program they are listening to is today's Perry Como - Bill Simmons. Riding a comet back to earth, we converge on a star - struck young man. Roger Porter always wanted to marry a movie star - tomorrow he does! 'I'hat's not Liberace you hear - it s LARCHAR. Today we have the ladies swooning over John. This performance is at a PTA meeting, and at the table over there are our three teachers, fbrave soulsj, Helen Chase, Dick Meyers, and Liz Webb. They have a big problem, because MAMIE CONKLIN heard about high-schooled horses and wants to send her Kentucky Derby winner to school. Our class loves animals. GERALD GREGCRY and HELEN LUCEY are running a goat farm. Goats seem to enjoy giving people some good hard whacks, but who needs goats for a pounding when CHUCK and CHARLOTTE LACEY fand inevitably, DAVE SAWYERJ are around: Those folks can really pack a punch! The three remaining members of our adventurous crew, JOAN HAZARD, BERNADINE SMITH and MARTHA WILLIAMS, are curious to know, if three certain guys would really follow them anywhere, so they pulled up roots and went to explore darkest Africa.

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Last Will and Testament Cont. Ralph Davis wills his brief case to Phyllis Conklin to make it easier for her to carry all those books around. Gerald Gregory leaves a megaphone to Everett Eiholzer so that he can be heard whenhe gets up on the stage to speak. Jill Slentz leaves to Rosemary Schworm her well-used Diet Plan. Joan Hazard leaves a date book with all open dates to Dick Wood. Charlotte Lacey leaves to Harriett Willis her quiet and gentle ways. Helen Lucey wills to Flora Lloyd and Therese Gracyalny her ability to get along with the Band Director. Barb Fletcher leaves to Bernie Faulstick A RAIN CHECK! A John Heins leaves to Ronald Zorda all of his past book reports so that Ron will be sure to have all his work in on time. Dave Sawyer leaves to Karl Gregory his time card for Algebra class to make sure he gets to class more often. The Senior Class leaves to Mr. Fry an engagement ring for all those girls he has on the hook. To Mr. Brefka we would like to leave all of next years Cadet Teachers. Liz Webb and Betty Fairchild and the members of the Home Ec. class leave to Myrtle Weaver and Catherine Ballister the leading role in making Mr. Green's birthday cake. Rog Porter leaves to Norris Arnold his ability to get through English courses - shiney apple. Chuck Lacey leaves to Sharon Walkden an addressed envelope so that he will be sure to get mail when he is away. Pete Fish leaves to Bob Baker a Toni-home Permanent Kit so that he willfhave long wavy hair like Pete 's. Ann Marie Gracyalny leaves to Anne Franco her sweet and courteous remarks so that Anne will always have something to say. Roger Brown and Foster Button le ave Janette Jones their quiet manners. Ruth Bice leaves her ability to enchant the boys to Joye Taylor. Ken Cassidy leaves his cigarettes to Jim Sanford. Lastly, We hereby appoint the present Juniors to execute this our last Will and Testamentg hereby revoking all former wills made by us. By Dick Meyers and Ann Marie Gracyalny

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