Hunter Tannersville Central High School - Crest Yearbook (Tannersville, NY)

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Prophecy Scene: Hades Tours for Weary Souls. Glenn: Clnto phonej O. K. , I'll be ready. Mrs, McFarland and Mr, Maloney enter. Glenn: You must be the new guests I was informed about. Won't you be seated? Mrs. McFarland: I had no idea it would be like this. We just arrived today. Glenn: I was wondering if you would ever get here. Shall we begin? Mr, Maloney: You have a nice color scheme here. They enter graveyard. Glenn: It helps--I'm sure you will see and rememhera lot of your friends. Ann B.: Stands up eating something. Glenn: Remember how Ann liked those Vermont products? The way she tormented people about them--now she eats only Maple Sugar. Vermont brand of course. Idabell B. stands holding a pan. Glenn: Remember the cooking contest she won in 56, for not cooking? She is doomed to boil water until it sticks to the bottom of the pan, Russ L, and Gloria B, stand up. Glenn: Remember Russ, he's the boy who always rode, and Gloria liked the boys with transportation, now they walk. Glenn: Back here is Harry D. , the athlete. He's having a hard time keeping the water-boy job now, Plil C, and Harry are fighting constantly for the job now. Glenn: Remember how the majority always ruled in our class. Down here no matte how Sharon C, votes there is always one more vote for the other side. Glenn: Here is the class financial wizard, Connie H. Now all she does is go broke. Glenn: Roger G. over therenow gives all his speeches with his hands tied. Glenn: here is Smitty, always ready with a ditty, swallowed his tongue, what a pity, Glenn: Remember how quiet Janet N. , Helen B. , Nancy B. , Liz K, , Connie R. and Donna B. were in school? Now they are in the percussion section of Satan's Syn- copated Seven. Glenn: We got word that Dick H. Warren P, and Rupe D. didn't get their-'hands warm beftre milking, so now they get slapped all day by cows' tails, Glenn: Here's Marion L. obviously a misplaced person, And- here's Edith B, , always late-well here she comes back from a date. There's Margie S, , the one who married so young. Her husband just got transferred to above and she's left holding the bag. Since her father owned the Gazette, Pat B. always got ahead, now she wears earmuffs all day long. Glenn: Due to Mr. Fe1g's principles--like repel, we notice that Nancy W. 's hair is slightly red. Of course she's an exception to the rule. Bill N, had his way with - women, he goes out every night to look at them. For two girls named Lizzie, CBetty G. and Liz LJ the men in uniform made them dizzy, but now they frown because they are all broken: down. There's Diane A. . all packed and ready to go, with transfer papers she's DOI long for below, Angelo F. , last but not least, always liked heat, and now he keeps the home fires buming. Glenn: This concludes our little IOUI. ' Mrs. M, and Mr. M. this has been an interesting tour to find out what happened to our former students, Glenn: THIS WAS N0 TOUR--HERE'S YOUR SHOVELS AND THERE'S THE COAL-- GET BUSY,

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E13 ' .- Q :ww MARGIE SIKES 'Marge' Ihave found my man and I'm satisfiedf NANCY WHITACRE Whit' Look in her eyes and see an angel, Look a little longer and see an imp. HAROLD SMITH 'SMITTY' The teachers always dis- cover my faults, why can't they forget and lock them in vaults?

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1148! WI! dll!! Cfffdlfltflil We, thefclass of 1956, of New Berlin Central School, being of sound mind and memory do make, publish and declare this our last Will and Testament. We, the incomparable class of '56, filled with joyous insincerity, complete indifference and being of unsound minds: feel that there is no succeeding class that can inhait or fully appreciate our supreme potentialities. With a dazzling array of optimism we bequeath the following to the aspiring Itmiors. This that we leave has been a treasured part of our existence and must be guarded and respected for all time. In the year to come we shall return to see if you are fulfilling your assigned tasks. We realize that to emulate our endeavors will tax you to the utmost of your abilities, however, with extreme effort you too will achieve a glorious end such as ours. Gloria wills to Helen--a lasso to keep the Bdmeston boys under control. Liz leaves a map of Colgate Campus to Susan--so that when Sue goes up there next year she can make it without help. Rupe leaves his yodeling to John L. --so that John can be the star of dime dances. Pat leaves to John and Warren an all-purpose trap lonce used for menj so they can catch that mink next year. Nancy leaves hu red hair to Foster to match his temper. Harold leaves his curly hair, wave set and bobble pins to Pete and John H. Connie's seemingly innocent expression is left to Ruth. As representative of the ex-Senior Chemistry students, Angelo leaves a bottle of copper sulfate to Ann G. so that she can carry it and admire it. Gloria leaves an extra set of tailpipes to Mary M. , in case she finds herself in a mowbank again. Diane leaves to Diane S. exclusive use of the name Diane. Dick leaves his position as official truck driver, furniture mover, ice getter, etc. , to Gerald G, Bill leaves his Model A to Barb F. so that the rest of the family can use the car. Marion leaves to Charlotte and Charlie, to carry the Lacey tradition, an alarm clock set five minutes late. Jolly G. , leaves to his favorite cousin, Gerald, a bag of pre-polished apples for his use next year so he won't waste his time doing it himself. Liz K. leaves her peroxide to Dave S. to remove all dark roots. Warren leaves to Jack R. . a no-parking sign for the Poverty Lane Road. ldabell leaves her muscles to Dick M. , to aid in next year's football. Betty leaves to Rage: P. her interest in the Gulf Station m North Main Street. Nancy leaves her faint vocal chords to Helen L. to tame that trumpet, Russ wishes he could leave to Rog a non-foul guarantee so he would never have to sit on the bench the last quarter of the last game. To Irene Margie leaves her ball and chain until her man is signed, sealed, delivered. Glenn leaves his desk with all the Physics and Chem formulas to Bill S.'s use. Liz leaves Mr. Fry a book of tickets to the Colonia so he'll be sure not to miss a single game of Lucky. Helen, as rep of the Psychology Claa, leaves to Mr. Green for his future Psychology Class a couch. This will also satisfy Mr, Fry's curiosity about what happens behind those closed doors every sixth period. Janet leaves her quiet ways to Cliff Jones. The class leaves to Mr, Bassett, a special furnace to heat the science lab. Sharon Camp leaves her 4 Majority Rules' to the new president, in case he or she had an uncooperative class to deal with. To Don T. , Jolly leaves his SUP!-RB acting ability for future plays. With great pleasure we present on behalf of the Clam of '56, a rxading of ha favorite phrases such as We've been waiting for you, Hsven't you been in school long enough to know the need of a pass, and many, many more. This is so she wm't have to repeat herself. To occupy the janitors' time, we leave the job of re-installing the clocks in the front of the room, so clock watchers won't be so evident. Mrs, Williams, the sports girls leave an open line to Sherburne for repeated cancellations become necessary. Corrine IL leaves to Mr. Green his beloved chimes to replace the class buzzers. Betty leaves her special lipstick to Jill S. that when smeared on white shirts it become invisible. This is for the rc- tum trip from D. C. The Junior Class we will a hat stretcher for their use next year when they arrive at the stage, as Mr. Butts says, 'where they itch their heads way out hae. Harry leaves a cage to Don and Dale. To prevmt tempting odor cf the delicious food in the Home Bc. Dept. we leave a bottle to Betty F. and Barbara A. The Class leaves its reputation to be divided equally among the succeeding four classes, There will be more than mough for each class. And to close, We the Class of 1956 would like to leave to the Junia Class as a whole this thought: 'The brain works bestwhen the tongue is in neutraL