Hueytown High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Hueytown, AL)

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Next I see Lucile in a licautiful parsonage at East Lake. This is a great surprise to me, but I supjx se Lucile jilted her wealthy lover for her little “Minister ' I see the sign Ponder and Byrd. Lawyers. I find that Curtis and Gerald are now prominent lawyers of Ensley. The scene changes. I sec a long smooth, country road, and 1 sec an automobile approaching. W'hv it is a ford coupe and there sits Sallie and Audrey. They are touring the world in a Ford. I see a wedding ceremony. Let me see. the bride and groom are coining down the isle. It gets clearer and I see the bride is Gladys. Next I see a movie palace. As the great throngs move in and out I see our dear old Hugh’s picture. 1 find that Hugh is the successor of Charlie Chaplin. 1 see a large millinery shop. Over the door is Madan Eleanora's name. I get a glimpse of the inside and there is our sweet, quiet Eleanor. She has made a great success. The scence changes and I see Myrtle Anthony giving the valedictory address at Woman's College. Next I see a lady I warding a ship that is Ixwnd for China. Well, it is Annie. She is going to do Missionary work among the Chinese. I see a hospital, and as the door to the operating room is opened. I am surprised for there stands Andrew. He has made a great success, as a doctor. I see very dimly a real estate office. There is George, preparing to buy him a home. I suppose George is going to sail out on the unknown sea of matrimony. Now the glolie is cloudy. I can see no more. I am sure your future will l e as I have pictured, for it has never failed. Bernice Lantkii . '24. Twcnty-onc

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PROPHECY The trilx to which I belong, have all followed the call of the clouds and mists, and it also falls to my lot, to be a clairvoyant. I have been wandering all over the world, and as I see the class of '2-1 assembled here tonight for a picnic —1 pause in my wanderings to look into the future of each. As 1 look in the globe it is cloudy. It gradually clears up and I see a store; as it grows clearer I see liar I on and Allene—clerking together. I guess they must have acquired the habit while in high school, and habits certainly will tell on you. As this scene fades away I see a great Ixmd in Xew York, getting read} for its nightly performance. The; director. Bruce, is to be commended for his brilliant career in music. The next scene is that of a school house. I see a dark-haired lady teacher enter. Why it is our Clarice, one of the most brilliant scholars of '24. Into this scene glides one which seems very strange. I see numbers of beautifully dressed girls. They are holding a beauty contest in Atlantic City. As they pass up and down lietween the judges. I especially notice one dark-haired girl. Why it is Louise, and as the judge announces Louise as the winner. I see the judge is Carl. Well. Father Time works wonders, doesn’t he? 1 see a tiny bungalow surrounded with pretty flowers and shrubbery. 1 see some one in the back yard feeding the chickens. As the mist clears away I see Verla and her husband. As this scene fades away. I see Rickwood Park. They are having their annual football game between Auburn and Centre. There surrounded by young men in uniform, I see Harley Richey. By his faithful playing while in high school and college he has won for himself the position of coach at Auburn. Next I see many people gathered around a platform. 1 wait impatiently until I see the speaker mount. Why that is Bessie Hardy, and from her speech. I find she is campaigning the country in behalf of Ruby Morris, who is now running for governor. I see that the great habit of talking which Bessie acquired while in high school has brought her great success in life. 1 see a beautiful brick dwelling house, and on the ix rch sits Myra and some young man. Oh, 1 see. Myra has made a great success of the “Masons work. I see a bargain counter in Joe Kosenbush's store. How strange I should see this. Well, if there isn't Clyde Goodwin and a young lady. Oh, 1 see he is buying his wife a dress. This is a surprise to me, as Clide was always such a staunch believer in Man’s rights. Twenty

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STATISTICS A DEDUCTION OK PSYCHO-ANALYSIS AND OUADRONOMETR1C CALCULUS Class watt's I have the honor of putting before you the statistics of the class of 1924. For four long years we have conquered every hard test and difficult exam; but at last we are not all here; time and faculty have thinned our ranks. Before giving you the sources of my compilation I will say that at the time of compiling 1 was in no mood to trust the authority of the Dictionary and F.ncyclopedia so I determined to resort to a psycho-analytical Cross section of the average Senior. In the language of the technically trained, this means to determine the action-and reaction of the Constituents of the substance known as the mental apparatus by a separation into its several parts. Certain well known habits may he easily explained in this manner. Thus the universal habit of bartering themes and copying Geometry problems cannot lx? charged to a lack of breadth of the chin because the barterer convinces his conscience of his moral integrity by repeating to himself Shakespeare's famous adage; All's fair in love. ’ war or high school. Now as for the exchange of math, problems is only a vicarous tendency on the part of the problem solver to suffer for a fellow math, student. Such charitable tendencies express themselves in a wav bespeaking a generous nature. So rare is the knowledge offered by psycho-analysis, so unerring are its prognostications that all of the faults, misdemeanors and abberations of the Class of 1924 should have been judged at their face value, because you cannot look into the shrewd Calculating bargaining eyes of the student and tell what’s on his brain. Instead of being judged at face value our pedagogues rated us at a premium and we had to pay the price. I wish it to be distinctly understood the Statistics were also computed by implied quadronometric calcus and are therefore infallible. Now as to quad-ronometric calcus. I am forbidden to reveal the mystic, cryptic quality of its quantitive analysis. Since the evolution of its involutions might startle my hearers. But as far as I have lieen able to ascertain, the duties of a Statistician are to amuse that portion of the audience still awake, without creating sufficient disturbance to arouse the larger part of the audience reposing in the arms of Morpheus. To present conglomerated facts without causing either ritous indignation or exhilaration, is the only task now l efore me. 'fhe high minded class of 24 is the loudest, dumbest, most imdependent and narrow minded in the history of all high schools. It is composed of two students, ten jelly beans, twelve flappers and two ladies. Of this number eight have been Tweiity-hvo