Hudson High School - True Blue Yearbook (Hudson, WI)

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 ✓ TRUE= 3 BLUE SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY BY A BABBLING BROOK In a sequestered spot under Ages’ towering pines, beside a cool babbling brook, we find, after the lapse of twenty serenely happy years, Delores Jensen, our old class- mate and friend. Sitting on the veranda in the rosy light of a warm summer evening with her knitting in her lap and her fair cheeks slightly flushed, she is happily dreaming of the years since the class of ’28 scattered to the four corners of the earth. We can easily understand the flush in her cheeks for her smile is betraying the thrill of commencement evening as the vivacious Moco Daniels escorted her homeward. Moco,” as you will recall, was the heart-breaker of the class, but now a well known physician and the husband of Margaret Burkholder. Margaret, before her marriage created much publicity by her non-stop swim from the Canary Islands to Rio de Janeiro. Delores turns her head to the east for her dream shifts to her tour of France. She is surprised as she enters and finds Math Suennen, the popular ladies’ man and the sole owner of the Ritz Hotel of Paris, present to greet her. Math, the dear boy, has married the world’s amateur typing champion, Lillian Tuller. On Delores’ visit to Le Bourget flying field, she meets Warren Davis, a prosperous salesman for crocheted aeroplanes made by the Jay Cross Company of Northline, manufacturers and exporters of hazelnuts, wash boilers, nutcrackers, neckties, and monkey-wrenches. As you possibly know. Jay’s aeroplane is the ruination of Henry Ford’s business. While an Monte Carlo, Delores found Clarence Sweet passionately in love with Clara Gunderson. But vamp as she is, Clara is really married to John Yoerg. who is a professional bootlegger at Prescott Crossing. At the same time, Mabel Johnson and Eugene Kees have established a new dance pavilion at I .ake Elmo where the dancers are lured to follow the enticing strains rendered by Alice Crawley’s Jazz Boys, directed by Fernold Young. This organization is internationally known for its unique introductions ot the latest popular selections, sensible and otherwise, mostly the latter. Among the other guests at Monte Carlo, Delores meets her old dancing partner, Lloyd Kneen, who is busily engaged in the poultry business just outside of Pittsburgh where he gives semester courses on the feeding and care of chickens, females preferred. Maxine Turskey, a learned scientist by now, is his unfailing assistant. As she is thus dreaming, Delores moves her snow locked head to the west in order to inhale the cool, refreshing breezes of the valley. She pictures the Cabaret in China Town, San Francisco, where Alice Engstrom and Elsie Stienberg are nightly billed as the most enhancing dancers of the Pacific coast. A paper is lying unfolded on the table at which she is sitting. Delores notices the striking headlines concerning the announcement of “Guba” Overbye’s application for divorce from Arthur Sandeen, whom she accuses of being infatuated with Elsie. In another corner of the United States, Margaret Hanson has also just discovered the news of her lover’s matrimonial dis- tortions and she is shedding crocodile tears because she cannot help him. Alas! Margaret must wait patiently for Art, if he w'ill return. I 22 1

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 TflUE=g 3= BLUE it A t fH z. ZL - v Herbert Staberg Ceneral Course No one can enjoy life alone.” Clarice Holmes General Course “An air of good humor ever surrounds her.'' Clarence Sweet ‘Z3uzzp General Course Class Basketball 4; Junior Class Play 3. ‘‘I have learned in whatsoever state I am. Therewith to be content.” ■ [211

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v'NM TRUE1---g 3-------------------BLUE Evelyn Roland has settled down to a very quiet domestic life with Albert Karras, her schoolday sweetheart. Albert has become an internationally known master of dog and pony shows. Clarice Holmes has made a fortune off her inventions of new male cosmetics. She has at her disposal the undying services of Glenn Olson. As you will remember, it has always been Glenn’s ambition to be a male manikin. Glenn, too, is married to the pious Lois Kelmyr who did fifteen years of missionary work in China prior to their marriage. Hollywood has the addition of a flourishing home for grass-widows, owned and operated by Ethel Neiman and Dorris Jacobson, the project being made possible from the fortunes which they amassed from alimonies. Clarence Lein, poor boy, fell as one of the victims of the former, and Rudy Nelson’s check book was made to look like a pin after being run over by a train following Dorris’ charges. Raymond Casanova is Lura Ross leading man in Herbert Stayberg’s new produc- tion, lo Be; Or Not To Be.” Clarice Michaelson has recently compiled two very comprehensive volumes; namely, “Cure of Halistosis of the Feet, and the “Rearing and Treatment of Corns and Bunions. Clarice Olson and Harold Keith has also contributed for the betterment of the world with their sanitorium for those afflicted with dyspepsia. As you notice, this class has produced a number of scientists. Among the number are Erma Holmes and Bertha Sundstrom who are doing extensive research on the project, I he World Without Men. Last, but not least, Delores meets Audrey Harding, professor of animal psychology at Milwaukee Downer. Delores takes a deep sigh, and a calm, sweet expression comes over her face. Simultaneously, Roy Dick, her devoted husband, after having fed the cattle and milked the cows stole gently through the garden gate to the veranda and lays a passionate arm ground his beloved wife. Here endeth the old epistle of the scatterment of the illustrious class of 1928 to the far corners of the earth from H. H. S. by the river of St. Croix, City of Hudson, County of St. Croix, State of Wisconsin, United States of America, North 1 emperate Zone, Western Hemisphere, 93,000,000 miles below the sun. Dorris Jacobson. Ethel Neiman. CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of 1928 of Hudson High School. County of St. Croix, and State of Wisconsin, of the age of four years, considering that we are soon to leave the portals of Hudson High School, and being of sane and sound mind and memory and not acting under threat, cajolery, or bribery of any of the faculty or our fellow students, do draw up, publish, and declare this, our last Will and Testament, in the following manner, to-wit: t23]