Hudson High School - True Blue Yearbook (Hudson, WI)

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TRUE BLUE 23 HUMOR Mr. Barren: “What can you tell me about nitrates:' Everett Sandeen: “Well-a-er-a they’re cheaper than riav rates.” Miss Wegel: “How many ribs have you. Henry?” Henry O’Donnell: “1 don’t really know; I'm so awfully ticklish 1 could never count ’em.” Miss Philips: “Can you prove that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of two sides?” Marie Mulvaney: T don’t have to prove it. I’ll admit it.” Some fellows leave school because they cannot take it with them. Jerome Trudell: “A high school education never hurt anyone if they were willing to learn something afterwards.” Howard Wright: “My parents thought I was suspended from school.” Hazel Mullen: How’s that?” Howard Wright: “I took a few hooks home last night.” Miss Rewey: “What figure of sj)eech is ‘I love my teacher’?” Jerome Trudell: “Sarcasm.” I Up-to-date Isatin: Flunko, Flunkers, Faculty, Firem. “What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world ?” “The multiplication table.” Miss Wegel: “Where do bugs stay in the winter?” Vic Johnson : “Search me.” When the rain fell on the dust it said. “I’m on to you now. that settles it. your name is mud.” Miss Rewey: “Take the sentence. Take the cow out of the lot,’ what mood ?” LyleWaxon: “The cow.”

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22 TRUK BLUE SENIOR CLASS SONG Tune: How Can I Leave Thee. Our high school days are gone, And so we come to say, To each and every one, Farewell to thee, ’Tis sad to part from thee After so many years Of friendship and good will. Which shall cling. Long will our hearts recall Each joy that has been ours, For time can ne’er destroy Mem’ries of old. Teachers and classmates true, We at our parting hid A fond farewell to all. Fare thee well. S. B. L. G. WANT ADS Ralph Wasson ....................................... A pom padour Catherine Casanova .................................An alarm clock Tommy Kelley................... Someone to keep me out of mischief Henry O’Donnell ......................A book of German proverbs Alice Baker....................A diamond ring, the genuine article Doris Jacobson...............A new laugh: everybody wants a change Lavern Mulvaney .... Some dancing pumps that will stand a lot of wear Wilson Fillbach .......................... A hair brush—a stiff one Freshman....................An inexhaustible supply of chewing gum Cecil Dolan ................ A large quantity of note paper—cheap HOW WOULD THEY LOOK? W’alter Drolsom Irene Hanson ... Margaret Murray Roy Hess........ ...... In kilts .... With curls . Snake charmer Selling perfume

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24 TRUE BLUE Cakes for the Classes. Angel food for the Seniors. Sponge cake for the Juniors. Jelly cake for the Sophomores. Devil cake for the Freshmen. Why is it that every time a freshman dies they are short an angel in heaven ? T’was in restaurant they met. One Romeo and Juliet; T’was then he fell first into debt. For Romeo’d what Juliet. More Geometry. An angle is one kind of a worm. A point is something that very few jieople are able to see. A circle is easier to square than yourself. People who are parallel lines should never come togeth r. All sides of a cube are equal except in dice. A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle. The cows are in the clover, The sheep are in the grass, But all the little goosies Are in the Freshman class. Wonders of I I. 11. S. 1. Clarice Olson’s naturally curly hair. 2. Henry O’Donnell’s vocabulary. 3 Doris Jacobson’s laugh. 4. Ethel Fisher’s x’s. 5. Donald Johnson’s left hand. 6. Albert Linder’s opinion of himself. 7. Everett Sandeen's Ho! Ho’s! STATISTICS ON SENIORS Average age......... Hours spent on study Rising hour ........ Millionaires ....... Sweet Sixteen .... One-half .. . .8 :25 a. m ........... 0