Hudson High School - True Blue Yearbook (Hudson, WI)

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TRUE BLUE 31 JOKES If in this paper you are knocked, Please take it as a joke; Don’t be put out and have it stopped, But,—just return the poke.—Ex. Want Adds: Achsa S.—A new dress L. Singer—A talking machine in case his voice wears out George Leaf—Some nerve in proportion to his size Cyril Parman—Something to cure his bashfulness Herbert Walby—A horn Mr. Hubbard—Some one to laugh at Miss Thurston—Order Doris Johnson—Some giant food Miss Winkley—Some one to pick flowers with Gertrude Fisher—A “Singer” sewing ma- chine M iss Wood—More poetry to teach Eng- lish IV class to love nature Etta Marty—To grow up Toast to Mr. Carley’s hair— God made the moon, the stars, the sky. He made the earth so fair; He first made things of beauty, And then made Carley’s hair. Scott (English III.—reading one of Burns’ love poems to the class)—“Then he clapped her to his breast!” Norma E. Teaching U. S. History)— Helen, did the colonists ever have good times ? Helen K. Yes, but they had them in a rafe and sane way. Teacher: This is only elementary work. Freshie: I thought something was the matter with it.—-Ex. George S. (Illustrating an adjective com- plement)—Phil is lazy. Phil D. That’s no compliment. Miss O. (In Physics)—If anything should go wrong with this experiment, we, and the laboratory with us, would be blown sky high. Come closer that you may be better able to follow me. Miss Winkley (Looking at pencil .sharp- ening.; scattered on the floor)—Edwin, how did these get on the floor? Edwin (Without looking down)—Oh, those fellows always leave the remains of their lunch in this corner. Miss Winkley English III. (A lecture on more interest). .1 don’t care how much you laugh at the funny things I say, if you will only hear the rest that I have to say.

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30 TRUE BLUE ORCHESTRA Under the leadership of Miss Miller, the orchestra has had a very successful year. The officers for this year are: president, Paul M. Anderson; secretary and treasurer, Harold Olson. Eleven members are en- rolled, a great increase over last year’s organization. Violins Clarence Lee Frances Heasman Katherine Arnquist Reba Offerdahl Constance Blegan Detlof Johnson Charles Holden Mandolins Paul Anderson, president Cornet Harold Olson, secretary and treasurer Drum Oscar Hoglund Piano Doris Johnson The orchestra has played for ten school activities, including the class play and the commencement exercises. Next year the orchestra will lose the services of Doris Johnson, Paul Anderson, and Clarence Lee, all of the class of ’17. However, there is a possibility of securing several new violinists, a cometist, and a clarinetist . Some new selections were played at the class play and the commencement exer- cises: “The Birds of Spring,” “Goblins Frolics,” and “Star Spangled Banner.” The orchestra also accompanied the glee club and the double quartette at these ex- ercises. Thanks are due Mr. Howard, who furn- ished the orchestra with several pieces of music this winter. H. D. O., T8. THALIAN LITERARY SOCIETY

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FACULTY - 50ME DIGNIFIED CROWD?