Howard High School - Scraps Yearbook (Howard, KS)

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WOULDN'T H. H. S. BE TIPSY TURVEY IF: Naomi Morehouse weighed two hundred pounds? Mr. Holmes and Mr. Bergsma sang a duet in assembly? Daryle Lauffer's hair was not red and curly? Carter Hinshaw couldn't argue? Nadine Anderson grew as tall as Mr. Lange? Faye Thompson wasn't bashful? Marie Leo dieted? Mr. Yoder would lose his voice? Miss Williams carried out her threats? Muriel Jontra shrank to Grace McCoskey's heighth? All band members arrived at exactly 8:15? Jack Pulley suddenly became a quiet and timid person? Mary Phillip's hair turned black? Everybody stayed awake in fifth period study hall? JUNIOR PLAY My nerves er' on edge and my hands shake. I feel queer inside and my voice quakes, Right now I'd like to be anywhere but here, Yeah! I guess you'd call it stage fright fear. Practice all night and sleep all day, Boy! You guessed it, The Junior Play. You ought to see my grades go clown And the sympathetic parentsf' do they hound. And the hurry and rush, The scurry, and Oh My Gush. To top it off of that unperfeet day Practice from 7 to Lord knows when, on the Junior The results of the thing are worse yet, The remarks and the cracks We don't get, But all in all we've had fun, But gee, golly, gosh, l'm glad we're done. It's hard to forget from day to day The things we suffered for the Junior Play. We feel like we've been Murdered Alive. Play. -Marjorie Rader, Nov. 1937. TELL US WHY- Mr. Lange's hair is turning gray. George and Frankie always run past the cemetery. Junior Loyd travels east at 4:00 p. m. and south at 7:30 An apple a day won't keep a certain doctor away, Joe Barnhart rolls his beautiful eyes at all the girls. Junior Inflermill is such a good mile runner. p. m. 63 l ,J

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Senior 1 I d L--- - We 7fi'ofncCezz::: If the seniors will be excused the last Week. Where and when seniors will go on Skip-Day. Why Virginia Baughman wears a Piedmont class ring. What H. H. S. senior and M. H. S. teacher are seen to- gether at times. Who Wanda Hunter's boy friend from Grenola is. How many new romances began on April 27. Whose watch Phyllis Dutton is Wearing? WHO'S WHAT All Round Athlete .................. J itter-Bug -....,..... - Clark Gable .... Hitler ........... Crisco fLardJ -- - Sherlock ....... Love-Bug ..... --- H. H. S. Farmer,- - - - - Tim Rader - - - -Ward Wright - .. - -Kei th Miller - - -----Mr. Elder - - . - - -Sam Westfall --- - - ----Mr. Holmes - - -Francis Grimm ell - - - - - Mr. Bergsma Glamour Girl-- ---- ----- - .-- --------- Blenda Thompson Mischief Makers -..---- Billy Warner and Freddie Rhoades Twenty Sinners --.- ------ - .-..---.. ------ .Charlie's Club Lovers' Heaven ----- ---. -.--- ..-- ------ .-- --Study Hall Tom-Boy---, - ----- .- -- .Marjorie Rader Funeral home ---- .------- - -.. -Dead business JOKES H. H. S. Alibis: Freshman: I don't know. Sophom ore : 'Tm not prepared. Junior: I can't remember just now. on't believe I can add anything to what has alre Melvin Kiing: Conductor: W Melvin Kling: Annual-Crimson Shadows Boyish-Carmelita Beaty Conceited-Faculty Dangerous--Marie McLean Efficient--Freshman Faculty-Wardens Grumph-Bonnie Nicholson Happy-Shorty Richards Intelligent-Juanita Heisler Joyful-Billy Pfrehm? Kind-Mrs. Peterson Lovable-Miss Newman Mischievous-Paul Steeby ---..N-,4'... -- ady been said. Transfer, please. here to? '6Can't tell you. It's a surprise party- ALPHABET Nuisance-Albert Andrews Obedient-Bob Lovell Peppy-Joe Barnhart Quarrelsome-Betty Gene Frailey Reserved--Raymond Winn Spoiled-Grace Mclloskey Truthful--Sam Westfall Useless-Elvin Perkins Victors-Pirates Worker-Ivan Wiseman 'Z X-Ray-Mr. Lange Young-Faye Thompson Zealous-Betty Jean Corby 64