Hill McCloy High School - Rambler Yearbook (Montrose, MI)

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We now see Joyce Britton happily married to Gordy, of comse, and teaching a course in Home Ec. in Montrose. Speaking from long experience, she teaches her class how to have a perfect pajama party. Richard Burkett has a booming business maldng pink absence slips for Montrose High School principal lone Sharpe. Lois Bechtel has just made a new smash recording called Jeannie With the Light Blonde Hair written by Dennis. Donna Beedy has proven to Bill that two can live as cheaply as one . The trouble is, there are now eight! Ken Biggs has turned a hobby into a profitable occupation. He is now top driver at the jalopy races. Head grease monkey, Stan Knuth, also teaches government at Montrose. Bette Burleson is now private secretary and can only be seen by appointment as this job keeps her busy. Bob Waters has used his Montrose training and jumped across the Grand Canyon. His able press agent is Jim Lovasz, who previously set a record for racing from the altar the greatest number of times. We see that Bill Keys is now coaching basketball in Montrose. Because of his star player, Fearless Fred Ryker, they are rated highest in the Big Ten. Pat Porter has finished her dream house. She and Howard have finally set the date. Even though Margaret Scanlon flunked out of college, she has a full time position raising her own little collegiates. Joe Keys is a world-famed scientist and is, at present, engaged in finding something to cure headaches. Carl Nicholas, tired of being called Shorty has commissioned shoe repairman Don Seelye the job of putting higher platforms on his shoes. Dave Polcik and Frank Piechnik are co-owners of the Chicago Stockyards. Seems a little experience goes a long way. Harold Crane is head of a caravan crossing the Sahara. His chief supporter is none other than George Tarrant. They're setting up lemonade stands for tired camels. Pat Leach and Barbara Parks have started their own garage. It seems their cars have been costing them too much for repairs lately. Carol Donaski is still trying to fly to the moon in her piper cub. Co-polit, Nancy Henry, is ready to call it quits and try her hand at something else. CLASS HISTORY 9th 11th Officers: Officers: Pres. Jim Harris Pres. jerr Hoskins V. Pres. Dick Larkin V. Pres. Ferry Papineau Sec. Virginia Sellers Sec. Bette Burleson Treas. Nancy Henry Treas. Mary Lou Dowd Initiation: Banquet and Prom: Sentimental journey T.V. Characters junior Play: Maud1e 10th 12th Officers: Officers: Pres. Jerr Papineau Pres. jerr f Hoskins V, Pres. gon easter V. Pres. Jlerry Palpiineau Sec. Shirley Taylor Sec. Lorraine W tney Treas. Irene lG1ne Treas. Bill Keys Cl R' R l : P : ass mgs ohlabrgzyecomingz Pat Leach roglwin ing on a Star P. T. A.: Lorraine Whitney Senior Fgay: Perfect Idiot

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CLASS PROPHECY As a s cial favor to Montrose the Mystic Fortunetellers Union No. 1958 has allowed two of their skillfd members to foretell the future of our Senior class. The following is what they reported: Max Chrivia is teaching chemistry at Montrose. I-le follows the teaching method used by his former teacher--- If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. Laurene Rice has invented a patent medicine guaranteed to cure all ills. She calls it DRAWROF . QThat's forward spelled backward., Mary Lou Dowd has finally realized her most treasured dream. She has consolidated the groups of Future Farmers and I-Iomemakers. A new restaurant has been opened in Montrose by our two most promising businessmen, Jim Hackney and Jim Harris. Oddly enough, it's called Iim's Diner . Research scientist Dick Larkin has proved that there is a definite link between cars and gasoline. Jerry Keely is an ace TV writer for comedian Jerry Hoskins. The script is based entirely on their experiences when they took a trip to Africa to do some big game hunting. Nancy Larkin and Nancy Haines are still trying to solve a few of the wor1d's problems, which presents another puzzle: Which one should they solve first? Joyce McNeill has started her own bank in Montrose with past experience in lending money. Vice President is, of course, Chuck. New Defense Secretary Don Yeaster is promoting a guided missile program which will include paper wads. Dr. Richard Beardslee has reported that he is nearing the climax of his 20 year study of the dreaded cold germ. Jerry Papineau, explorer, has recently uncovered the ancient remains of a lowly type of Pith- ecantmpus Erectus. Norm Diem and George Price, famous mathematicians, made the revolutionary discovery that 2 plus 2 equals 5. Marlene Wagner, their assistant, is still working to find out what 3 plus 3 equals. Dick Westfall is the inventor of a mechanism able to do all types of work. fToo bad he didn't think of it sooner., Virginia Sellers finally landed a job at the Metropolitan Opera House. She's working as head usher Jack Leineke is an executive. He's in charge of the whole works at the local doughnut factory. Lorraine Whitney has proven herself on television. She interrupts the commercial to being a short portion of the program. Mary Diem, in reaching for greater heights, has organized her own basketball team entitled, SKY-SCRAPERS . Not wanting to be outdone, Betty Spencer has discovered oil under Montrose High School. She always maintained that education pays for itself . Shirley Taylor, with the help of Lynn, has started a competitive business for Farmer Peet. There are also several junior partners. Word has just reached us that the quiz program, Make It or Break It has been broken by none other than Sharon O'Del1. M.C. John Cherry said it couldn't be done. Maynard Reed has the teen-age set spinning with his new picture, ROCK IT TO Tl-IE MOON . Co-starring with him is Ellen Cummings, who has just finished a movie in Paris fTexasj. Nothing daunted, Ruth Powers has launched a program to add a few more states to the Union. These naturally include Mars, Venus, and the Moon. Bertha De Sander is chief dietician of the Vitamin Club in Flint. Newly elected president Ron Shook says the food is excellent.

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CLASS WILL We, the Class of 1958 of the Montrose Township High School, being of sound mind, do hereby declare this our last will and testament. Article I FACULTY To Mr. McCloy, we leave many more trips with the Seniors. To Mr. Heimburger, we leave no more Slcippers. To Mrs. Axtell, we leave perfect cooks. To Mr. Garson, we leave the English Dictionary. To Mr. lQeiss, we leave the hope of more girls in Mechanical Drawing. To Mr. Gwillim, we leave the fact that two can't live cheaper than one. To Mr. Kohlmann, we leave many more years of coaching basketball. To Mr. Sheets, we leave what's left of a good football team. To Miss Rottier, we leave you more time to relax in the future years. To Mrs. Rhoads, we leave you the hope of less library fines. To Mr. Kujanpaa, we leave many more years of teaching. To Mr. Pixley, we leave our thanks and appreciation for sponsoring our class. To Miss Poling, we leave the hope of a perfect basketball team. To Mr. Hall, we leave many more years of teaching school. To Mr. Vukovich, we leave less Seniors in Geography class. To Mr. Young, we leave what's left of the Rambler Staff. To Mrs. Shoup, we leave the dream of becoming a championship bowler. To Myas, we leave better students in the future years. Article ll STUDENTS I, George Price, will my curly hair to Lana Smith. I, Maynard Reed, will my ability to pester girls to Gary Andres. I, Margaret Scanlon, will my all A report card to John Friedl. I, lone Sharpe, will my place in shorthand class to anyone who wants it. I, Ron Shook, will my extra pounds to Frank Bednarslci. I, Shirley Taylor, will the care of my steadyLynn Pollardto mybrother Scottie Taylor. I, Bob Waters, will my name to Judy Dinsmore. I, Dick Westfall, will my 6 feet 3 inches to Buddy McDowell. I, Don Yeaster, will my ability not to flirt with other boys to Joann Polick. I, Donna Beedy, will my record of the longest engagement to anyone who can better it I, Richard Burdett, will my quietness to Bob Lorence. I, join Cherry, will my ability to overhear conversations in Geography to anyone who ta es it. I, Sharon O'Dell will my gift of gab to anybody who can keep up with me. I, Norm Diem, will my band suit to Ann McDaniel. I, Lois Bechtel, will my bottle of Light and Bright to Murray Vandefifer. I, Ken Biggs, will my car to Bill Hobson. I, Joyce Britton, will my ability to get a diamond to anyone who wants it. I, Bette Burlson, will my position of Secretary to anyone who needs the credit.