Highland Park High School - Hornet Yearbook (Amarillo, TX)

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Freshmen Littlefield, Dennis Montano, Cecilia Montano, Ralph Murphy, Jo Ann Neusch, Keith Rice, Alice Snider, Lanny Shenkir, Ronnie Wyatt, Mattclea

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Freshmen Chambers, Ricky Dial, Dennis Friday, Deryll Hamby, Ann Hamlin, Rose Harrison, Fern Haynes, Laurie Lightfoot, Pam Little, Greg 10

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2001—A Space Oddity July 15, 2001 Dark Side, Moon Dear Faculty: Hi! I've been visiting the moon and you could never believe who I ran into. Who but FERN HARRISON, now Mrs. DENNIS LITTLEFIELD. Fern has gained a lot of weight and takes care of their twins, Dan, 15 and Jody, 25. Dennis isn’t doing so well - lie has suffered through 250 Algebra teachers since dear ole MR. HEATHERLY. Poor Dennis is completely bald and so humped back that he looks like MR. D. (slick!) Fern told me about ANN HAMBY’S new job - that she didn’t get. Now all she docs is sit around her deluxe, super colossal, push button ghetto home, eating and cutting out paper dolls. (?) She has finally tipped the scales at 737 1 4 pounds, but she is still only 5 feet tall. The corns between her teeth arc still giving her trouble. There was an amazing article on CECILIA MONTANA in todays paper. It seems that she was practicing her advanced Home Economics and went a little too far. She added too much star shine shampoo to her favorite mixture of hair setting gel and all her hair has fallen out. She is now worried about hiding her dandruff. DENNIS DIAL was also in the paper recently. See, he has become a strangely underdeveloped mad scientist and tried to invent a formula for multiptmonsciopiousthia, which is a common illness on Jupiter. However, it seems he tried to mix carbonflorite with nitroglicobaltagzine and came up with a substance which flung him out onto an unnamed planet called Spcctum. Right now he is working on re-non-un-flung pills. (Good luck, Dennis - you need it) Remember KEITH NEUSCH? He has become the only farming expert on Mars. He helps the Martians grow green goop . Strange for someone who doesn't even like the stuff. We mean the Martians of course. Last week 1 took a wild trip to Venus and ran into loads of people, one of whom was was Jo the Supreme, alias JO ANN MURPHY. Eating has gotten to her - she actually loves dead caviar. Try live caviar JoAnn! Another old friend I ran into was the tall man of the circus, GREG LITTLE, and his partner, LANNY SNIDER. It just happened that Greg pushed Lanny into a hot water bubble bath and he shrank like an old wool sock. Oh yeah, Lanny is now only 2 ft. 3 in. tall and suffers from swollen ankles and bow leggedness. Greg is about the same as always - just a mess!