Highland Park High School - Hornet Yearbook (Amarillo, TX)

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f .Il X 4 f - , f' for 1987 Spf' ----- ' f . AS T - - I ' fl .lll n - f, K X fx E. fl? I N --I ' 11 WE OF THE YEARBOOK STAFF THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO PROJECT THE CLASS OF 1967 INTO THE YEAR 1987. THE ,ABOVE STATEMENT IS OUR PROPHESY. WE HOPE WE HAVE CAUSED NO PERMANENT DAMAGE TO ANYONE'S PERSONALITY BY WHAT WE HAVE SAID. OUR INTENT WAS TO PROVIDE LIGHT READING ONLY. BEST OF LUCK TO THE CLASS OF 1967

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' r p ,, , i A rap my I .,.,, ' Carrie Anderson will sell refrigerators to Eskimos. Sue Aubin will go through the Time Tunnel and be- come a Roaring Twenties Charleston dancer. Clarirose Banks will win the 1987 Best Speaker Award. Joycelyn Barnes will get over her infatuation for Sharp Ears on Star Trek . Teresa Bennett will be- come a greathumanitarian. Walter Bertrand will play in the movie Return of the Son of the Creature J from Outer Space. Don Blasius will be an All American Englishman. Terri Bryson will set a new world 's record in test-taking - 107 tests in 5 days. Chris Buckley will become Mr. Terrific. John Cat- ledge will be able to touch the top of a basketball backboard--sitting down. Gary Cermak will revive the ancient art of playing catch with eggs and become a millionaire., Carol Crim and Steve Montgomery are happily married. One in Califotniag the other in New York. 'Robert 'Davis will become the world's champion heavyweight boxer by beating David Arroyo. Vaughn Dittoawill be Amarillo 's Number One Playboy. By 1987 Jimmy Drake will have gotten his Motorcycle to go 100 m. p. h. Linda Earwood will train dogs for aardvark hunting in Afganistan. Lynn Ferguson will still be in school making up for her ab- sences. Ioy Fifield will be Secretary of War for the 40 year Johnson Administration. Joe Furnace will be two seconds faster than Bob Hayes on the 100. At the end of May 1967, Wayne Garcia will never hey another teacher. Kathy Guernsey will cut her hair. Donna Guffey will make a good cook. David Halter will be 10 feet tall in 1987. Timmy Harris will change his name to Tim. Tom Henry will stop being kidded about being a descendent of John Henry. Gary Hilton will be a cowboy boot manufacturer. Q- dy Hundemer will retire from professional football and begin wrestling. I-lavon Knighton's boots were made for walkin' by Gary Hilton. In 1987, Rick Krasic will be 9 feet 4 inches tall and play basketball. Darlene Kronbetter will become a cosmetic expert. Richard Langbartel will get tired of wearing those felt like shirts, grow a long beard, and wear no shirt at all. Gagy Lawless will finally get with the long hairstyles. Sam Lingamfelter will become a crooked bridge builder. Sharon Lunger will shrink to 5 feet. Tommie McCauley will have natural curls. Marilyn McConnell will chase buses at one dollar an hour. JoAnn McDonald will have an act as the world's largest midget in P. T. Barnum's circus. Queenie McGhee will change his name back to Marcus. Scott Moore will be the first earth man to A apply for citizenship on Pluto. Gary Neusch will be a track star for a midget team. Mike Nichols will work in a candy store. Terry Nordguist will play the part of cousin it on the Adam 's Family. Sandy Oliver will not be so prone to fighting. Mike Ommart will have made a fortune drawing comic strips about Tim Harris. Victor Palazzini will re-write the old scripts for the Batman series. Tedra Patillo 4 will be bald in 1987--all that thinking. Wiley Patterson wil lern the corect wai ta spel his naame--- Paddersun. Shirley Rivers will be Mrs. Shirley Oceans, live on Bay Street, swim in a gulf and have a crik in her neck. Steve Schearer will be a barber and give girls flat-tops in 1987. Joyce Shaw will win the title All American Beer Leader . Pam Sidell will be Mrs. Chicken-man. Shirley Sizemore will make up her mind to be an exterior decorator rather than a dress designer. Cindy Smith will make up her mind that she really does like Roger W. John Smith will find a pirates map which will lead him to a treasure box containing all the answers to the years old algebra tests. Annalee Sprinkle will be a preacher's wife. Linda Thompson will give up biting her toe-nails. Mike Truelove will be 6 feet 8 and weigh 72 pounds. Roger Weiskopff will stop curling his hairg by 1987 he won't have any. David Whit- will marry a sweet girl and live in agony forevermore. Ricky Whitaker will remain a bachelor: giving David expert advice on his marriage. Jeris White will team up with the Riddler and be foiled again by Batman. Linda Whitworth will become a dress designer for the Congo River Valley, Africa. Myron Williams will invent a spaceship for ants so on picnics anywhere in the universe we can feel at home. It won't fly! Frank Wink will boil a tubful of nitro-glycerine, mistaking it for water. He will succeed where Myron failed. Chris Womack will be a pretzel shaper. Better watch out David! Louise Wylie will finallyjget her naturally curly hair straight only to find that curly hair is back in style. Christine Wyon will become an airline hostess on a flying saucer. Mr. Heatherly will 51 think that Ca + by fa + by I a2+2ab+b2

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We of the Yearbook Staff thought it might be fun to imagine what the butchers, bakers, and candlestick makers of 1987 might look like. DON'T LAUGH--You are supposed to fit into the picture and YOU DO! --See if you can find yourself. Good Luck, Class of 1967 The Yearbook staff 0.-.S