Henderson State University - Star Yearbook (Arkadelphia, AR)

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T H E S T A R 'k Second Volume Ein ?'2155i11g Mauldin to Wallace: Have you matriculated yet? Wallace: Whats that? Pay your electric light bill? Lawyer lVlehaffy: John Warren. do you know who threw that glass of water at Dudley Tull? John Warren: It was dark in my room and I couldn't see who did it. but I think it was me. Charley lVlcNeal went out walking one afternoon. His hair was so red a cow got after him and ran him home. And now he is trying to draw a pension for the Battle of Bull Run. lVlcNeal: Why is Gold's eating put in the accusative case? Shorty: Duration of time and extent of space are expressed by the accusativef' Warren: Say, Red. why does Mr. Williams ask Cupp to return thanks so often? McNeal: Because he eats so much to be thankful for. A shoate got into the dormitory kitchen and broke all the dishes except one gourd. and it was hanging on the wall. Tramp! Tramp! Tramp! The boys are marching. Who? Uncle Dunc's bodyguard and extra squad. Cupp to Wallace: Pass the corn-Wallis. Wallace to Cupp: Pass the butter-Cup. Major Luten stood by a stove last winter until his legs warped, and now he cannot nurse a baby without a hammock.

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T H E S T A R ir Second Volume Ztiminr Glass Histurg QLLIE are THE important Class in school. because having emerged from the semi-barbarism of the lower classes, we stand on a high plane of civilization. We are the most important. notwithstanding the contrary opinion of the Seniors. because we are the wedge between the other classes and the Seniors-because we are the material out of which Seniors are made. We are also the smartest Class in school. To tell only a little of the wonderful mental feats that we habitually perform would fill a volume: to tell all would fill a library. We shine in Horace. Our translations. though not exactly literal. continually surprise our teacher. who never before has been accustomed to such a class. Our Revised Version of Horace is something unique. lt ought to hand our name down to posterity. There we put the conceited Seniors to shame with our sillygisms. and often astound the teacher with our wonderful solutions of the many tedious praxes con- tained in Logic. A few marked characteristics of the Juniors are unfailing good humor. unfailing good lessons, unfailing good opinions of themselves. We look up to the Seniors with great respect: we look down on the lower classes with great contempt: and we look at ourselves with great admiration. Only one thing mars the perfection of our existence. The Faculty does not sufficiently appreciate our service to the College this year. for they have not extended privileges to us. But that mark of appreciation shall crown us next year. when. as an example of what an ideal Senior ought to be. we shall grace the College with our presence.

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T H E s T A R jf 7 secqgq yoiume lfirit ,?u:zrdrmi: Glas OFFICERS V RICHARD CHOAT - - - - 1- y , X XX WELBORNE BERRY 1 xx f' ED. MYRICK - Q ' 1 IVY WARREN f P61161 fix f X 1-,hx fgxxx TA 1 'I If ,N , ff HA. 1, In fr 'lj W, ' XX in Y ! 7 , X f - -- - . X, , X 'S.- I f X N CLASS Rom. ,' - , 'H-' ' 1 A-:gfm , '- ' 1 I f , X, L .fggxdviiy Kate Few H' M- - I Ad I X X v 1 l 5 -Z Ruth Brame rf B.: '. ' , 7 X ' ' , Aubrey Taylor -M 1 QT I Q Lixkv Aki mln?-if Nellie Graves ,, W ikhv. J f..,Q.,i l5,2 Irma Marshall vi 'A-fLI47,,1. K -rim gli ge ,Atfff -' ' ' 2 -ii -V ----L Q,-----1 TV 1Jj,X3,', if Mabel Wilkerson 'Y Thomas Rorie Marcus Key slirsiff fl C-A Dlevnfo Marvin Warlick Frank Wright Frank Parker Andrew Harvey With :.L.43-..1.ZII - President - Vice President Secretary - Treasurer ers Moore Hugh Wallace