Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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Senior Class Prophecy In the year 2000, the seniors one Saturday morning, while sleeping their way through the cartoons, found themselves transformed into the two-dimensional characters of the screen. The scene opens in a small mountain town in which an art theft has just taken place. The town was devastated by the loss, and Detective Cluseau (Tom Heimforth) has been called in to recover the invaluable art treasurer missing from the Artesian Art Museum. Artesian Curators Cris Hellyer and Ray Potts were quoted as saying, “1 don't think it was the water! They both agreed that only the Pink Panther (Alex Boyd) could have managed the dastardly deed. Little did they realize how quickly the plot thickened. While Cluseau was in hot pursuit of the Pink Panther, the stolen art piece had already exchanged hands. The Pink Panther gave it to Blondie (Kellie Friedl) who made a handsome fortune selling it to cartoon man-of-the-world Ziggy (Jon Sundberg), Ziggy paid the exhorbitant price, as he knew that he in turn could resell it for a tidy sum to the very respectable rabbit Thumper (Elsie Manzanares). On the way to her underground gallery, however. Thumper is crept up upon by the the Cheshire Cat (Kelly Cobb) who, aware of the value of the missing piece, hoping to grin it away from Thumper. In turn Thumper plays her own little game of cat and rabbit, but after a few hours decides to ditch the art piece in a cave. What she doesn't know is that the cave belongs to Captain Caveman (Jerry Delay). He is busy either chasing Chip (Nancy Watts) and Dale (Kim Ellis) around the cave for stealing his nuts and yelling CAP- TAIN CAVEMAN! or chasing that gun slinging master Yosemite Sam (Bill Hayes) off his territory. Meanwhile, Missy Piggy (Roxie Dorrell) and her companion, the Tasmanian She-Devil (Vona Langstaff) steal the treasure and turn it over to Warlord Bob Hayes. However, Blackstar (Rick Troutman) together with his allies Clone (Norman Yoast) and Mara (Nanette Mauth) connive to get the stolen item back and give it to the Smurfs for safe keeping, the leaders being Smurf Bob Orvalla and Smurfette Gayle Hanson. While Blackstar Troutman is having a fight with Warlord Hayes and 10 other Craigites, Clone Yoast retrieves the piece and accidently leaves it in the entrance way to the cave. Pepe Lepew (Dana Gingrich) sneaks it away with her assistants Popeye (Ron Doolin), Olive Oil (Deneen Pourier) and Sweet Pea (Lila Hall) in hopes of finding another profitable buyer. In their search, they encounter Sylvester (Pete Spitellie) who is busy trying to get Tweety (Cathy Janssen) for his snack, but not making progress at all due to Granny (Barb VonBergen) who is too handy with her broom. Since Popeye, Olive Oil and Sweet Pea can't manage to get Sylvester or Tweety's atten- tion, they went to the castle of Prince Charming (Cody Sweetser) but they also caught him at a bad time as he was judging a race between Speedy Gonzales (Rick Lucero) and the Roadrunner (Abey Ward). The race was a tie and Snow White (Becky Keller) presented the winners with a trophy and a kiss. Not getting any satisfaction there, the three continued on their way. They came upon Bugs (Scott Rienks) Bunny enjoying a leisurely lunch of carrots and were about to approach him with an offer he couldn't refuse, when he had to excuse himself as Wylie Coyote (Mike Rigas) had booby-trapped his carrot patch. They finally found their buyer in Bedrock. Fred Flinstone (Glenn Daniels) and Barney Rubble (Wendell Criswell) were enjoying a game of bowling at the Bedrock Lanes and being short of a pin, decided the art piece would do. However, just as Barney Criswell Rubble was about to send his bowling ball smashing down the lanes toward the priceless object, Alex Pink Panther Boyd leaped upon the lane and snatched away the Artesian Museum's treasure — the first beer bottle opened at the 1982 Senior Graduation Party.

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Last Will and Testament I, Alex Boyd, will my tuba, Gerhard, to Deanna Schieb. I, Kelly Cobb, will my studded snow tires to Rick Troutman in hopes he can stay on the road next winter. I, Wendell Criswell, will if anyone else will. I, Glenn Daniels, will my body to any woman who thinks she can handle it. I, Jerry Delay, will my freshman wrestling record 12-13 to Mike Williams and Mike Fredrickson in hopes they will use it better than I. 1, Roxy Dorrell, will my ability to lecture to anyone who doesn't mind being ignored. I, Kim Ellis, will my socks to Miss Steeves in hopes she will use them purposefully. I, Kelly Friedl, will to Mr. Hare a dozen pens and pencils so he will stop taking everyone elses. I, Dana Gingrich, will all my partying ability to Scott Hicks so he will leave everybody else alone. I, Lila Hall, will the days that I ditched to all those who don't know how. I, Gayle Hanson, will my ability to keep quiet to Jay Hayes. I, Bob Hayes, will if she will. I, Bill Hayes, will my ability to chew in school and get away with it to Jeff Bricker in hopes he will use it. I, Chris Hellyer, will the spirit that I have to next years' Cheerleaders so that Hayden will be remembered as well spirited school in years to come. I, Vona Langstaff, will if anyone else will. I, Rick Lucero, will my shortness to all tall people. I, Elsie Manzanares, will my toughness to Bush (Michael Flanders) so he can push others around instead of everyone pushing him around. 1, Nanette Mauth, will my long legs to Ronnie Buguy; he can use all the help he can get. I, Robert Orvalla, will my pair of underalls to Darren Zehner, so he won't have panty lines. I, Ray Potts, will my locker to anyone who can open it. I, Deneen Pourier will my finger to Tina Green in case hers breaks down. I, Scott Rienks, will my jumping ability to Milburn Markle in hopes he can dunk the ball next year. I, Michael Rigas, will my brains and common sense to Nancy Jo Wright. I, Pete Spitellte, will my ability to eat spaghetti to anyone who thinks they can handle all that pasta. I, Jon Sunberg, will my hair to Monty Fredrickson in hopes he will keep it. I, Cody Sweetser, will my truck, Joe, to anyone who can handle him, and my ability of not getting stuck in ditches to Rick Lucero. 1, Rick Troutman, will my ability to be late, skip, and get away with it to anyone that hates to be in class and last but not least, being able to just hold hands! 1, Barbara Von Bergen, will my intelligence to my sister, Debbie because she needs all the help she can get. I, Abey Ward, will nothing to Roxy James because she thinks she has it all. I, Nancy Elaine Watts, will nothing until I see the fine print. I, Normon Lennie Yoast, will my ability to jump Milburn, so he can get off the ground.

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Deneen Marie Pourier Scott Dale Rienks “Pooh” “Pinky” Michael Wayne Rigas “Mike” Pete H. Spitellie “Wop” Jon E. Sundberg “Jon” Cody Wayne Sweetser “Codeine” 30