Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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Last Will and Testament Being of Sound Mind and Body... , Melinda Bell, will my braces to anyone who can handle them better than I did. , Richard Blomquist. will my car to the Body Shop , George Bosick, will my ability of being able to drink 36 packs of beer in 45 minutes to whomever thinks they can handle it. . Andra Boyer, will my height to Alana Scheib so that she might be able to experience being tall for awhile without having such a hard time accepting shortness . Tori Clark, will my freckles to anybody who can handle the teasing, as well as I have . Joy Cless, will my good buds. Bridget and Terrie. to anyone who can stand them. They keep me out too late and get me into too much trouble . Walker Criswell, will break anyone's arms who messes with Deb Williams after I have gone. . Bev Doolin, will my ability to be calm to Chris Hellyer, so that she won't always be so hyper. . Thad Grandbouche, will my Jeep to whomever can drive it. . Terrie Harper, will my Mickey Mouse watch to Joy Cless. so she will know when it is time to come home and her dad won't call innocent bystanders at 5:00 A M . Jackie Hellyer. will nothing. I need everything I got. . Debbie Hockett, will my brains to Abey Ward for he might need some next year when his graduate . Frank Holloway, will my ability to take in stride anything that happens to anyone who wants it. . Kristi Kenney, will my ability to keep out of trouble and stay ungrounded to Lisa Scheib. so maybe next year she can stay out of trouble. . Mischelle McClure, will to H.H.S. 25 blond haired, blue eyed Norwegians . Brad Munden, will all my basketball abilities to next year’s team. . Brian Musick. will my ability to never argue with anybody who offers me a beer, to anybody who parties as much as I. , Larinda Myers, will anything I own to be divided between my kids and nice(s) and nephew(s). . Debi Paquette, will my sense of humor and height to Mr. Preator. Also, my outstanding, all-around high score on my math day test to Mr. Gilbert. . Bridget Salazar, will my Volkswagen (Bubba) to next year’s football team so they can save on gas while going on away trips. . Alana Scheib. will my height to anyone who needs it. . Jeanette Tipton, will to anyone my voice and hopes they can use it better than I did. And I will to the volleyball team, my spikes and serves that are beyond control. Hmm! Here they come Let's go1 Debt and Debi Joy Cless. you've got to be kidding!

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Senior Class Prophecy It is 1991 and oil has been discovered in Hayden. J. R WALKER CRISWELL Ewing sits in his mansion on Middle Cog and contemplates his next evil move Will he take over GEORGE BOSICK'Slox farm or will he foreclose on MIKE MOSHER and ROY KINNEY’S mortuary? They have failed to pay their debt because business has been dead As he sits and thinks, his lovely wife BRIDGET Sue Ellen SALAZAR Ewing staggers in and falls on her lovely face. The family doctor, BUD HARPER is called to attend to her, but on his way to the Ewing ranch he and his gorgeous nurse. TERRIE HARPER. who is not only his financee. but unknown to him. also his sister, collide with a sanitation truck. The truck is driven by RICHARD BLOMQUIST. who is hurrying home to his sick wife LARINDA MYERS Meanwhile back at the ranch. Bridget Ewing is searching for her false tooth which has been mistaken for an ice cube in the drink of her father-in-law. Jock JOE WALKER Ewing who has passed out on the couch after overdosing on Old Spice. Bridget Ewing jumps up and demands the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. After Bridget recovers her tooth. Jock s wife Miss JACKIE HELL YER Ewing calls for the French maids ANDRA foo-foo BOYER and ALANA guchi-guchi SCHEIB to take Bridget to her room for a rest. JOY Lucy CLESS Ewing bursts through the door and announces her third engagement of the month to LESTER POURIER. The wedding is to take place tomorrow at the Ewing Ranch. At the wedding Maid of Honor and best friend of Lucy. Muriel DEBBIE HOCKETT tries to explain to parents Gary THAD GRANDBOUCHE Ewing and Valeen KRISTI KENNEY Ewing, why Lucy ran off with Ranch hand Ray IRL RHODES Krebbes and his cowboy friends BARNEY MOUNTZ and ROBERT HALL All of a suddden a shot is heard and J. R. Walker falls in the pool. Miss Jackie Ellie doesn’t think it looks classy so she tells pool man. FRANK HOLLOWAY, to fish him out. It takes Frank, the gardener RAYLIGHTHIZER and the chauffer BRIAN MUSICK to save him from drowning. J. R Walker is taken to the hospital by ambulance drivers RANCE NASH and JEANETTE TIPTON Will they make it? Sergeants MELINDA BELL and BEV DOOLIN arrive at the scene to investigate the crime after being called by Pamela DEBI PAQUETTE Ewing who is hysterical because she believes her brother Cliff CRAIG BRICKER Barnes has done the evil deed of killing J. R. BECKY GILMORE and MISHELLE McCLURE and TERESA GIBBS NASH, one time famous actress, to stay where they are. After questioning the guests Bobby BRAD MUNDEN Ewing is arrested because, his gun is found to be the one that shot his brother. Behind the scenes Kristen TORI CLARK Sheppard watches the proceedings with a big grin. Tune in this time next week for the next episode of HAYDEN! This show has been sponsored by KIT JANES. MARILYN McCLURE. DOUG MACK. BRUCE WENZLAU and SUSAN KIRK 23