Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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Aj03 - plastic surgery couldn't fix them before our movie so we checked them off our list. Before we turned the TV off we noticed another sponser of ours on a commercial. There dressed as a tomato was MR HECK. We had found out that after a Halloween party our Senior year he was signed by Hunts Vegetables to do tomato com- mercials. We checked him off our list because he might be a little fruity. We then turned the set off and went to sleep. The next morning we found out that the rest of our class no longer lives in Hayden, so we went in search. Our first stop was Las Vegas where we learned tht TIM BARNES and STEVE TEAL were co-owners in the biggest adult magazine store. We found them and asked them if they would like to be in our movie. The two playboy bachelors replied, 1 'Only if it is X-rated.'' Checking them off our list we headed out for our next stop, Chicago. In Chicago we had to do alot of searching to find the head of the Mafia ' 'Dirty Sally'', alias MRS MORTON. When we came upon her, someone came running to us. It was BEVERLY STARK, Dirty Sally's personal body guard. While visiting with Dirty Sally, a few of her guys came in after doing a job. They were DOUG DOOLIN and CHRIS PERRIN. Knowing that if we brought them back to Hollywood with us we probably would get robbed, we didn't even bring the movie topic up and went safely on our way to Mexico. Reaching the border between the U.S. and Mexico, we were stopped by the Mexican police. When our car was searched, we asked what the reason was. They told us about two girls who were smuggling turquoise across the border. We asked them their names and they replied Donna and Deann'', right away we realized that the girls were DONNA KELLEY and DEANN LOVATO. If the two girls came across the border we know that they would be caught, so we scratched their names off. Traveling south we hit the cattle ranch in southern Brazil. There we found KEN WHITE, MIKE BUNN, JUSTIN S1DWELL, and JEFF SALAZAR posing as cowpokes. We were invited in for coffee where we met up with CHERYL BLOMQUIST. Cheryl had been their cook, supervisor and mother ever since the cattle ranch started. The ranch was just in their peak of business, and no one could get free, so we went on our way. We next traveled straight across to China where we had to climb Mt. Everest. There we found our fourth and last sponser MR UNRUH. He was the latest Guru. We were pretty much out of air when we reached the top, so we only stayed for a short while. When we asked him about the movie he replied, ' 'Confusious says man who goes for stars, ends up seeing stars.'' After the trip to China we went looking for a classmate who was an oil tycoon with a harem. Reaching our destiny we weren't surprised to find ROCKY BOWDISH with LINDA HAYS as head of the harem. Joining Linda in the harem were MAR- GARET KITCHENS, VICKIE ARCHELETA, TERESA JACKSON, and ANNETTE LANKER. Rocky stated that he was wanted in the U.S. for bigamy and so he and the girls couldn't join us back in the States. Moving onto Paris we stopped in a famous clothing shop owned by KAREN STEELE and LYN SCOTT. Going inside we found that JACQUE PL1LER was one of their sales ladies. The queen of England was due in to do her shopping during our filming so none of the three could make it. We moved on to familiar surroundings, not that we had been in Holland before, but we sure had been in the Dutch Mill alot. Yes there was a Chain of Dutch Mills around the world, but BECKY BARNES and MELANIE BARNES preferred to set the headquarters up in Holland. We weren't surprised to find that Becky took over the old Mill in Hayden and had asked Melanie to go in on it with her. They said that they never could find anyone to take care of the business so they turned us down. We went onto Finland in search of a nut house. Not for us, but for CATHY WILLIAMS and SUZZI HICKS. We found that Cathy was the head nurse at the asylum, Suzzi was the recreational director and she sometimes told some of her jokes (no wonder the guys are crazy). When we reached their room we saw RANDY BACKES. Randy made sure that we knew that he was faking his illness because of the love he had for one of the nurses. As for CHESTER HINKLE (who was also there) well nobody knows. These three, excluding Chester, were our last hope but when they turned us down we decided to stay for a little treatment ourselves. Nobody said we didn't deserve it! -wlu, [js xlodt- 20

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These Are The $ uniar Class Officers And Sponsors. Top L-R; Jeff Walkup- treasurer, Ms. Bateman - sponsor, Rick Sheme- student council. Bottom L-R; Katy Copeland - secretary, Mr. Preator- sponsor, Carrie Sweetser- president, Michele Hayes - student council. Not pictured; Barry Barnes - parlamentarian, Kurt Frentress-vice presi- dent, Mr. Houk, and Ms. Cavanagh - sponsors. Our Two Samite juniors Are Marry And Carrie. It's easy to see why these two smilin' Juniors are favorites. Barry Bames-L-is the class parlamentarian, active in football, basketball, speech, and other school activities. Carrie Sweetser-R-is the class president, plays basketball, volley- ball , and is a member of Honor Society. These two people are a great asset to the class of 80 . 22