Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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Z!a±t dVilX and dfzitamznt I, Debbie Burbridge, will all my knowledge of these past 12 years to Mr. Unruh in hopes that he can use parts of my smarts. I. Karen Copeland, will all the hair on my legs to Bruce Barnes to apply to his face in hopes he can finish growing the beard he always wanted. I, Donald Dowling, will my driving ability to Maureen Kelly to help keep her on the road. I, David Funk, will to Mark Kagie that he can get a forfeit once in a while. I, Janet Hays, will my height to Beverly Doolin in hopes she will use it to become a basketball star. I. Denise Hellyer, will my fullness to Melinda Bell in hopes that she will go from flat to fluffy,. I. Gary Hinkle, will my lack of temper to that fiery head football coach. Thanks Coach. I, Roger Huff, of unsound mind and tall body, will all my basketball skill to Kareem-Abdul- Jabbar in hopes that he will make better use of it when I did, or at least he did with the little that he has. I. Maureen Kelly, do will and bequeath my superior driving ability to the first junior that has a wreck. I, Cynthia Kinney, will my nose to anyone that will take it in hopes they’ll have less problems with it than I did. 1, Laurie Kitchens, will my height (7'4 ) to Kelly Bowland in hopes he can be an even better basketball player. I, Rod Lighthizer, of sound mind and fantastic body will my ability to get along with John Hays to anybody who wants to get along with the judge. 1. Byron McDonald, will all my curly hair to Lynn Scott in hopes it will make him stand taller in life. 1, Jim Montieth, will the growth on my chest to whoever has the hair to wear it. I, Reanon Pitney, will all my jewelry to Carrie Sweetser in hopes that she has as much fun with it as I did. I, Betty Rickerby, will my large chest to anyone who will have it. I, Dan Rolando, will my mouth to Mr. Morgan so just in case his breaks down, he will have a replacement. I. Cap Sena, will to my mother that I will be good. I, Jim Sena, of a magnificent mind and beautiful body, will my fantastic ability to ride moto- cross to 5 time World Champion Roger De Coster, my favorite ball of lint to the freshman class, and all my money to Nelson Rockefeller. I, Jerry Stephenson, will a quart of whiskey to Jon Hertzke in hopes he can be an even better Athletic Director. I, Connie Williams, will to anyone who can handle it, my ability to be cheerful in Mr. Unruh’s boring first hour classes. I, Kim Zehner, will my ability to cope with and or understand Mr. Preator to anyone who wishes to communicate with him in the future. Sponsored by TRUE VALUE HARDWARE — Steamboat Springs

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CLASS OF 78 WAY BACK WHEN Can you imagine what the Senior C lass of 1978 would have berime if they had graduated in 1878? Let your mind drift back in time to a small country town by the name of Hayden's Crussing. J t us stroll down to thi local newspaper office which is beingmun by ouj influenzal news editor (7 RY HIN ifc. catch up on the news of the century Gafy and Cap are busy us up to daffc on the clasSfof 1878. they happily agreed and produce thi top of thestack on tMe front pagCVe find these headlines: W“‘ ■ and his pronounced photographer CAP SENA, and I ort the Hayden Monthly fimes. When asked to bring Ku whole stack of papers for us to thumb through. On ‘CALAMITY KIT MOST DARING R As reported by JA as LAURIE KITC Kid. JIM bank ENS. WILD ED HICKOCK. AND THEIR BAND OF DESPERADOES PULL OFF THE BERY OF THE DECADE.” HAYS, President of the renowned “County Cash Bank”, the bankrobbers were later identified NS. ED BUGAY. Bad BRUCE BARNES, Lean LEWIS MOON, and none other than the January IIM PAY DOOLIN..These robbers casually entered the bank and demanded all the cash from our finest and true tiller BARB t l BRUCHEZ. Jim Doolin. being thejilayboy he is. spotted little Miss.ROBlN HAYES, our beauti- ful and talented school teacher,,as she entered the bank. Immediately he deeided ijiaishe wasmore valuable and carried f the damsel away. As the fleeing bandits entered the street a booming bariton -— •maker. TMey-turned to see our competent Marshall DAVID FI bandits wfre stunned by this unexpected arrest and Robin was rescued by held the gtin on tf robbers. luuiaivij iiv UI.UULU U ■ ill c llv wa IIIUIC VdlUdUIC tlllU Ld ooming bariton hfcllqMjw VOne nove and you’ll meet FUNK positipn?d with Wposse'on the hotel balcony vas rescued by Mtfrshall Funk’wlde demure Miss Brc your The Bruchez have united to form i working. Further aardtng house. 'Ricke |3 Her first tenants |e none othe ihan DONALD DOWLING and DANNY ROLANI iwho adjust reiurndiWrom Middle Cog where had been panning gold. Reguardless of them appfcrance. it has ben rumored that they hatg een very successful. At boitorn of be pagi we see the grand openin oLthe “Goldmine Saldon” which is owned ani operated by the delight- ul DkMisE HELLYER and her bar-maid assistajit BONNIE JAflKSON. Together, they providealynamite drinks and dancing. The Gqldmme is also.sioted for its'si ferbBnter. HIA KINNEY and the deifterous.dancer ( M OPELAND and her hjasbapd wUnbe here arrive aT den’s Crossing a,t So jock sfiai y ytasl. furious, and effiweaj jfily w kmihon th§n idaajifST a Ik ruft tn nt provided by the Daezling Duet, ragtime pianist CYNT- untjien l ¥M !l s also bepi rerfnored th L Baroness KAREN ail to proiJ(H ?pecial entertainment £aturahj night. They wdK vi 11 have having Ihese leaLv idaaSPtf a nW IO! e. d«hat £NKELU stressT E ANOhfrtl JN E B1 KBKIIx i| ,ii .in .ipen fabu- i shopon Mon avai eneral Store owner ROGER HUFF is also having a sale on chewing fobacco and and yard goods and flour for the ladies of the house. All of this merchandise has been br“ eling salesman JIM SENA, who is also know as “ r. Goodie” tor his instant cufe m On page four of the Hayden Monthly Times, w find that the Last Pedigree Hoi horseman KIM ZEHNER. is sponsoring a local ro This is a big event and many big cowboy| havetome to parucifeite Onefsuch cowl TIN KINNY. Dustin is expected to win, cording to Mr. Luckv®r know bier, who knows his comptitors. At the bottom orthe page we find sponsors MS McCLURE and MR. HERTZKE. They were laid torestjiy our amplified under glowing terms by our saintly brother BYRON iffcWWACTP TOourfaithful mis knowjhaLpyr local slaffccaa h driver JFRRY STERHEN»' lafiine,Jerr and itnPkaliSvenuir RODNEY I l(,H I IN. its td»ha Pthis ;oAtfaption done by fall?? the Written Monthly Timea the Dear Anne AMS.TMej most frequent«writers are LI 1 are married and simply ifse tha’columr crated b apparel i J tfie fcbw die sjender and stunnfig turn for the men of th family, tin by the extra vagent trav- i. owned by the glamourous e famous competitor DUS- M MONTIETH. a famous gam- AVANAGH. MR FUNK. MRS BOB BENNETT and eulogized in ry. Sister GLENDA RHODES. 19 Those were the good ole days!

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