Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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Class Wills I, Lucy Archuleta, do not will anything to anybody, because I need everything I have got. I, Pat Boatman, do will my ability to harass Mr. Williams to anybody who can put up with his compliments ! I, Mike Brazelton, will to Coach Hall my amazing patience so that he can survive another year of coaching. I, Penny Camilletti, will my nickname to Jim Rolando, as he is a fellow Italian, hoping that he can cope with a name like wop ! I, Doug Dalton, will my Senior Year to a person who thinks school is a bore. I, Billy Doolin, will my voice to Tom Barnes in hopes he won't be a soprano all his life. I, Debbie Doolin, will all the good times I have had in skipping school to Ralph Musick in hopes he doesn't get caught as many times as I did. I, Talley Frentress, will to Mynon Moon my tremendous appetite for dill pickles in hopes that all remaining bus trips may be dillies. I, Gari Gledhill, will my tears to the next years basketball players, wrestlers, and senior cheerleaders in case we don't take first. I, Lee Kenney, will my basketball skills to Ralph Musick or any other poor soul in hopes they can do some- thing with it. 1, Randy LeBlanc, being of sound mind and strong body, will my slow- ness, patience, and control to Coach Doug Hall hoping that he'll display mercy on future Wrestlers when if they're late or behind schedule. I, Sherry LeBlanc, will my height to Rita Rhodes in hopes that she can reach things below her knees better. I, Pam Montieth, will my ability to keep calm and collected at B. B. games to Cindy Scott in hopes she uses it. I, Vicki Murphy, will my tennies to Lynette Dunckley because ninies are too small and elevenies are too big. 1, Jack Rickman, will to B. J. McDaniel a good stiff chew in hopes it makes hair grow on his chest. I, ????, will to anyone who can guess my name the uncontrolled ability to spread X-mas cheer to my fellow comrades. 1, Kim Sanborn, will to Ronna Zehner part of my mechanical understanding in hopes it will come in handy someday. 1, Bruce Scott, will Coach Harris my Ski-doo so that he will have some- thing better to do in the Winter than coach basketball. I, Susan Signs, will Dave and Ann to each other in hopes they can take care of each other without my knowledgeable guidance. I, Judy Solace, will to anybody my ability to do bookkeeping. I, Lynn Waller, will to anybody who wants out of chemistry class my fan- tastic ability with H20 because someone is too wet to accept my other one. I, Guy Whitlock, don't will nothing. I, Frank Woodley, will one box of No-doz to Coach Harris in hopes that he can keep awake long enough to drive us home from games. I, Debbie Zehner, will to Big Chief (alias Eric Yager) all of my stocks in Rent-A-Squaw, in hopes that his tepee may be forever filled. We, the graduating members of L. A. I. (lizzard Association Incorporated), will our seniority to all the younger lizzards in hopes our association may be forever strengthened. 29

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SUSAN SIGNS Pep Club 1,2,3,4, Pres. 4; Na- tional Honor Society 4; Student Council Rep. 4; Drill Team 2; Forensic 3,4; Chorus 3,4; Band 1; Honor Choir 3,4; Girls' State Alt. 3; Class V. P. 2; Math Award 1; Science Award 1; Win- ter Sports Candidate 4; Class Play 3,4 JUDY SOLACE Class Play 3,4; Forensic 3,4; Pep Club 1,2,3,4; Typing Award 2,3; State Speech 3; Annual Sec- retary 4 Wrestling 2,4; Football 2,3,4; Chorus 3,4; Forensic 3,4; Class Play 3,4; Music Award 4; H-Club Secretary 4; Class V.P. 4; Honor Roll 4; Annual 4 GUY WHITLOCK H-Club 2,3,4; Football 1,2,3; Wrestling 1,2; National Honor Society 2,3,4 FRANK WOODLEY Winter Sports Candidate 4; Class Play 4 DEBBIE ZEHNER Pep Club 1,2,3,4, Drill Team 2; Forensic 3,4; Drum Majorette 2, 3,4; Class Play 3,4; Honor Band 2, 3,4; Class Pres. 3, Class Secre- tary 1,2; National Honor Society 2,3,4; Annual 4 28

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Class Prophecy Looking back as being the first class to have completed a full year in the new building, we dwell upon many fine memories. Of course we can never go back but our heads are filled with sugar plums as the great class of '73 joins for their ten year reunion. The scene is a large green meadow and across the way we can see a huge barren field which was once used as Mr. Signs’ sheep pasture until Susan took over with her chemistry set. Once she was em- ployed by the F. B. I. until one of her experiments blew up and now the F. B. I. is no more. The president of our Senior Class, Doug Dalton enters. He has a big black cigar hanging out of his mouth and a cross on his left ear. Judy, his personal secretary and bookkeeper, informs us that Doug is doing well as the president of a mirror factory. Judy really doesn't like the idea that Doug makes all his employees call him Mr. Beautiful. Judy is still reasonably happy living with her pet monkey. Pat Boatman now comes prancing in with her husband on a leash. Behind him are their 14 children ... The Titanic, The Nautilus, The Nina, The Pinta, the Santa Maria, and the Spanish Armada. Hayden has changed a lot since 1973. Why, there is even an opera house on the main drag. The owners are Billy and Debbie Doolin who are both professional dancers. They are attired in their tu-tu's and both have a rose in their noses. We can tell Lynn finally found himself when we see him gallantly trotting along with Penny Sue on his shoulders. Penny had a bad fall back in 77 but refused to give up her position as National Rodeo Queen. So Lynn gracefully volunteered to pose as Penny’s horse. He seems to be extremely happy screaming his horse call and nuzzling Penny. After Penny enters, gives a yell and ropes Jack Rickman who is sitting in a corner of the field, singing Little Ole Wine Efrinker. Sherry comes in, peers at Jack, and then informs us that she and her husband live in a tree. This was Sherry’s idea after Rick went bananas. Incidentally, it is a banana tree. Unfortunately, Kim couldn't be with us today. He is still leasing out and working on that tractor that broke down back in '73. In his spare time Kim takes care of his part of the ranch which consists of 14 Elk, 3 Deer, 5 Mules, 2 Cows, 6 Turkeys, and a Llama's tail. Lee boasts that all his fleckles are gone. You see he is now the top model for Cover Girl, but it was necessary to change his name to Cover Girl Smanda. In her last year of Veterinary School, Tally has accumulated many exotic animals. She is working for a degree in Special Racoon Training. One of her theories is to have her students listen to three hours 30