Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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Rena C. Rick L. Jim F. Joyce M. Paula W. Linda B. Gary M. Teresa S. Cathy R. Mike B. Dawn G. Randy R. Tom S. I OUR Jan D. Connie M. Aleece K. Casilda S. Darlene P. Ralph B. Jim S. Dorothy E.

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The moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter is aligned with Mars. While Mr. Reagan is taking a late evening stroll, he looks up into the sky and sees the constellation Pisces and remembers that there were students in the Class of 1971 who were born under this sign. Rena Ciani has merged the local 3.2 establishment in Steamboat. She is having a heck of a time choosing a name for this consolidation - Should it be the Steineer or the Pinekeller? The next Pisces Mr. Reagan thinks of is Casilda Sala- zar, who went to Mesa to become a nurse, but she got off the track and onto the track. She is a three time gold metal winning discusthrower. The next student of this constellation is Paula White, Head Microbiologist of the New York Institute of Science, who recently married a general. She is now at- tempting a great challenge - the study of Marine Life. Speaking of life - Doug Blake is serving his sentence. Mr. Reagan has now changed to the rant constellation, Aries. The first one that pops into his head is Jan Dalton and her HUE HEE HEE HAW HAW HAW! That laugh has made her famous, as she is now the donkey on HEE HAW. Mr. Reagan always knew that laugh would make her a Jack —. Tom Sheme, Mr. Reagan observes, is the love god of the United States, Latin America, Europe, and the Virgin Islands, which have now been changed to the non-Virgin Islands at Tom's request. The next Arian, Connie Murphv, is a famous hard rock singer. Her group is known as Con the Convicts, literally. Most of their performances are at Canon City. The Taurus constellation is viewed next. Linda Bruchez is the owner of a chain of body building salons. Here eight day course is sure to add those precious inches to vour — chest. Cathy Rodes has opened a beauty salon for animals. She has put a new twist in pig tails. After Taurus, Mr. Reagan moves his sights to the constellation Gemini. In this constellation is Mike Barnes, world famous magician. Mike's best trick is turning 17 years olds into IS year olds. Also under this sign is Dawn Gulliford. She just married the great grandson of Henry Ford. The next line of autos will be called Gullifords”. Joyce Manzanares is the next Gemini. She has proved she could become Mother Superior with her 13 children. Mr. Reagan sees the constellation Cancer, lie thinks of 7 foot 3 Gary Medvesk. who is now playing for the Boston Celtics, when he's not too busy doing razor blade commericals. The next person of this sign is Dorothy Ehle. She has just patented a new line of snowmobiles and is using her name in her promotion line, Eli's Coming Another person of the constellation Cancer is Randy Rains. He was going down that long lonesome highway on his motorcycle when he happened to run over his local selective service man. He is now going down that not so lonesome Ho Chi Minh trail. Mr. Reagan thinks of Teresa Skufca. She is the first American Post Mistress. She says she's getting a lot of MALE. Cancer's Child, Dean Watts, is the proprietor of Havden's last chicken farm. Since Dean leads a life of solitude, the only clue he could give us to his success is Cock-a-doodle-do! Mr. Reagan sees the lion constellation, Leo. He remembers Ralph Backes, who now resides in Canada. He sells Canadian bacon and gives the draft board a lot of bologna. Aleece Kirk is filling the office of head of AAA to her greatest capacity-about 3 pints. Mr. Reagan notices the star arrangement, Virgo. Jim Flanders was born under this sign. He is a very successful family man. He married Fanny Farkle. The family is now made up of Jim and Fannv Farkle Flanders, Flim, Flam, and Rose. This ends die Fable of the Flander's Family. The next sign is Capricorn. Mr. Reagan recalls that there was one Capricornette and three Capricomees in the Class of '71. One of these was Rick 1-eBlanc. He is a successful owner of a combination clock store and tavern. He calls it Ricki-Ticki-Tavi. Glenn Scott, after leaving the Air Force, trained as a cropduster. But he can't figure out whether to use Pledge or Endust on corn. Jim Solace comes into mind. He is the guru of a commune familv. lie is teaching his favorite philosophy, If you'd cut your hair, you’d be a lOOfi better ball player. Darlene Preece is the Capricornette. She plays in the l.awarence Welk Band - fifth cornette from the end. After a long night Mr. Reagan promises himself he won't let the stars get in his eyes again.