Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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Class Prophesy June 15,1980 The magnificent class of 1970 was called to order by president Robert Bruchez. The reading of the minutes was overlooked because over the last ten years the minutes have been lost. Discussion of the present and past was the next item of the meeting. Robert Bruchez told the class that his partnership with his dad and brothers is going fine and the market is extremely high for sheep. Chuck told the group that he has really been prospering recently as he has been promoted to president of the Playboy Club of America. Larry announced to the members of the class that he has finally met a girl he wants to marry. Kala told of her experiences over the last ten years and said that she and her husband are going to host a basketball camp this summer. Celebrated and honored Bob Archuleta told how he received his eight purple hearts. He was severely wounded in eight different places while sitting in the brig peeling potatoes. Janice said that the last ten years of marriage have been wonderful. Sally has been very successful at a new job in Craig. She just got a raise. Ruby reported that she is an army career wife and loving it. Wanda just got a new job as a computer programmer and thinks it is wonderful. Lou just flew in from San Francisco where she is enjoying the freedoms of hippiedom. Linda cycled her Harley 1200 into the meeting and brought a few of her friends-Hell’s Angels. Helen says that she just loves growing marijuana in her bathtub. She makes quite a profit. Patty Murphy is enjoying her role as a movie star. She plays Arnold Ziffel the pig in the story in Green Acres”. Ron reported that he just loves being a forest ranger in Preece Park. Terry McCarty couldn't make it to the reunion but sent his parole officer for him. Chris Camilletti stated that she just loves being a secretary for those sexy businessmen. Christine announced that she has made quite a profit by showing her teeth for tooth- paste commercials. Dennis told of his plans to open a basketball camp this summer with the help of his devoted wife. Butch proudly announced that he now operates the largest brewery in the U.S. He is his own largest buyer. Carolyn announced that she just loves being married-six times? Pam told of her devotion to her dress shop in New York. She leads the world in Fashions. Jeannie couldn't show up for the meeting because of a job in South Africa. She mines diamonds. Before the meeting was adjourned, bartender Steve Twedell served drinks to all. The Reverend Doug Scott Pn. D. Th. T. gave the benediction and all went away with tear stained eyes. 11

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LOU WRIGHT (Live for today and forget about yesterday.) Pep Club 4; Drill Team 4; Home- coming Queen Cand. 4; Speech 4; Band 4; Girls Track 4. PAM PHELPS (Ambition is the growth of every clime.) Soroco-Chorus 1,2,3; Spanish Club 1,2,3. PATTY MURPHY (Please all, and you please none.) Cheerleader 2,3,4 (Head) League Honor Band 1, 3; U. N. Delegate 2; Chorus (Vice Pres.); Forensic (Sec. Treas.); National Honor Society 2,3,4; (Vice Pres.) Best Dancer 2; Class Favorite 1,3; Miss HHS; Outstanding Teenager 3,4; Scholastic Superlative 1; Student Coun- cil Sec. 2,3; Homecoming Queen 3. WANDA SIM KINS (Ve get too soon oldt and too late schmart) Pep Club 4. CAROLYN HEIDEL Worship is fellowship with God.) Track 1,2,3; Gym 1.2,3. 10

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I Carolyn Heidel will my strength to Jim Hurst. He needs it. I Wanda Simkins will my ability to be pestered by Rick and Gary to Kathie Hellyer. I Doug Scott will my whiskers to Mr. Yoast since he can't grow any himself. 1 Kala Butts will my long straight hair to Joyce Denker so that if she marries a certain guy their children won't have fuzz on their heads. I Chuck Signs willingly will my willing ways to any willing person. I Ruby Cozzens will my uncertainty for my future to anyone who can make up their mind. I Robert Bruchez will my long side burns to Gordon Booco so that the coaches will have someone to yell at. 1 Linda Wininger will my nose to Rena Ciani. I Dennis Bugay will my jocky shorts to Mike Markel so he can be in the groove next year. I Sally Archuleta will my quietness to Carol Wyman in hopes she won't give Mr. Yoast too bad of a time next year. I Butch Kitchens will my former position as secretary of Student Council to Mr. McDaniel and my former position as vice president of H-Club to Coach Hall so our school can be well represented. I Jean Kagie will my typing ability to anyone who can use it. I Ron Preece will to Mr. McDaniel my ability to be quiet. I Bob Archuleta will my good luck wrestling shoes to next years wrestling team in hopes they can do as well in wrestling as we did this year. I Lou Wright will my big eyes to Helen Fanke in hopes she will find what she is looking for. 1 Terry McCarty will my driving ability to Chris Frentress so she won't run off the road when she's turning around. I Chris Camilletti will my ability to stand up to people to Gary Medvesk in hopes he will use it next year. I Steve Twedell sincerely will my beautiful curly hair to Mr. Hanger so that he may be as suave and debonair as I am. I Pam Phelps will my short skirts to Joanne Morrison. I Helen Fanke don't will anything to anybody because I need everything I have. I Chris Frentress will my walking ability to Geri Gledhill in hopes she will learn to walk like a lady. 12