Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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CLASS WILL We, the Hayden High School Senior Class of 1965, being of sound mind do hereby make our last will and testament to the Class of '66' I, Pat Watts, will to the Junior Class my sense of humor, because they will need it during the reading of this will. I, Allen Aber, will my musical ability to Vern Morton, if he will change to Tenor Saxophone. I, Mary Ellen Amedei, will my quiet ways to anyone who can do as good a job of being so sweet. I, Oscar Beck, will my athletic ability to Weldon Hinkle so he can be a success in basketball. . I, Connie Cross, will my teeth to Rita Austin for any use she may have for them. I, Joy Dellis, will my messy locker to anyone who can find ? in it. I, Frank Fox, will my drug store cowboy ways to Vern Morton. I, Vicki Frederickson, will my ability to keep up with the Joneses to Dovie Watts ii sne can find a Jones to date. I, Robert Hastings, will my packing ability to Sandra Yoast so she can do a good job packing her suitcase. I, Carol Hockett, will my height to Lars Hermanson for shrinking purposes so he can live be- low the clouds like the rest of us. I, Jodi LeBlanc, will my fervent desire to marry to anyone who can find a guy closer to home. I, Sharon Mosher, will my ability to win brownie points to Charlene Ciani. I, James Ragan, will my wrestling ability to Coach Harris so that he will be able to bench press 150 pounds at least. I, Janet Simpson, will my long, fluttery eyelashes to Marsha Zabel to enable her to flirt more seductively. I, Jack Smith, will my polite ways to anyone who thinks he is capable of carrying them out. I, Vickie Stanley Aber, will my dancing ability to anyone who promises never to stand still. I, Eric Sundberg, will my writing ability to anyone who can succeed in writing so Mrs. Mor- gan can not read it. I, Larry Turner, will my ability to think to anyone who promises not to do too much of it. I, Ronnie Turner, will my manly physique to Russell Dunckley, if he will become a wrestler. I, Gary Valora, will my white Ford to Glen Drake. I, Sherry Westwood Flaharty, will anything to anyone, except my husband because I want him for myself. I, Earl White, will my alluring ways with the girls to Jay Howard. I, James Wixson, will my cunning smile to Wilfred LeBlanc to use on not just one girl but all of them. I, Teresa Shepard, will my blond hair to Jenny Lou Gledhill in hopes that she will not dye it black.

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TERESA'S P RD Shep When you sayfWi're'going to do something, dp , Tdep Club 3; Chows 3 X; % eec 4; Annual Staff 4; Senior Cliass Play 4; Typing A- ward 3 0 Here comes Mr. Murphy! JANET LOUISE SIMPSON Simps Pep Club 1,2,3,4; Secretary - Treasurer 3. Vice-President 4; Sec- retary of class 1,3,4; F. H. A. 1; Perfect Attendance 1; Chorus 1.2, 3,4; Librarian 2; Speech 3; Speech play 3.4; Typing Award 3; Forensic Society 3,4; Most Popular 4; An- nual Staff 4 JACK GAYLAN SMITH Band 3.4; VICKIE RAE STANLEY Vic Isn't National Honor Society 4 that a nasty break? Pep Club 2,3, 4; Speech 3; Speech Play 3; Class Play 3.4; Chorus 3,4; Wittiest 4; Band 4; Pep Band 4

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CLASS PROPHECY By 1980 we have finally made it to the moon. The graduating class of 1965 has agreed to have a class reunion there. When most of us have arrived, Allen Aber begins by telling us that he has a band of his own and is more popular than any other musician in history. We borrow the moon man’s telescope to catch Allen's latest prerecorded show as it is being shown on T. V. all over the world. Mary Ellen Amedei finally married that secret fellow to whom she kept writing notes in American Government class. Connie Cross has an important position here on the moon working with various machines. After listening to an exhilarating speech by Joy Dellis. we look down on the streets of New York City and see a huge crowd of people flocking to see her latest work of modern art. Every- one wants us to see their accomplishments so we must again return to the telescope. We see a vast stretch of rangeland in Texas and learn that it is Frank Fox's sheep - oops! - cattle ranch. Swinging our telescope a little further west we see the great expanse of the Sequoia National Forest over which Eric Sundberg is the chief ranger. Going up north to Alaska we see the spraw- ling network of Jack Smith's power plant. Putting the telescope aside, we sit back to just talk for awhile. Vicki Fredrickson Jones tells us that she was a big success at Central Business School and is now working for her in-laws. That taciturn fellow Robert Hastings has surprised us all by telling us that he is NBC's top news commentator. He tells us that the latest news is about our former classmates Carol Hockett, Oscar Beck. James Ragan, and Pat Watts. Carol has been named teacher of the year, and Oscar is the new coach of the Harlem Globe Trotters. After going to State in wrestling, Jim continued wrestling, and is now the World Heavyweight Wrestler now known as Tiger Jim. Pat is a great success as the United States' first woman representative to the United Nations. Teresa Shepard is also working for NBC on the Tonight Show. The former Jodi LeBlanc tells us that she gave up singing and married a Pennsylvania minis- ter and is now the happy mother of six little Stewarts. Sharon Mosher has become the English teacher back home in Hayden and is now teaching Mrs. Morgan’s grandchildren. Vicki Stanley has become a successful model for some of Hollywood’s most exclusive dress designers. Larry Turner’s job at NORAD is important, but not too important to prevent his coming to the moon to be with us. Larry tells us that Ronnie Turner is the Navy Chief of Staff and a top advisor to our swinging President, Earl White. Gary Valora has married his high school sweetheart and is the owner of Texaco companies all over the world. Sherry Westwood Flaharty and her husband have made this trip to the moon their belated honeymoon after becoming millionaires in south- ern California. James Wixson and Janet Simpson wouldn't tell us what they were doing, but on the way back to Earth, we learn that Jim is our competent pilot, and Janet is our charming stewardess.