Hayden High School - Tiger Yearbook (Hayden, CO)

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Class Will Donna Conyers: I hereby will my height to Isabel Martinez. She'll have to come for it in person. Stanley Breshears: I hereby will my eye lashes to anyone who has a working knowledge of eye-lash curlers. Jean Ryan: I hereby will my dark hair to Gretchen Springer provided she wears it in a pony tail once in a while. Max Dufford: I hereby will my mechanical drawing board to David Joe Zehner providing I'm not here next year to use it. Janice Turner: I hereby will my position as editor of the annual staff to anyone who is fool enough to take it. Joe Prewitt: I hereby will my radio to Nita Warrick so she can keep track of her many boyfriends. Sally Green: I hereby will my name, Miss Pidge , to Barbara Lasnik hoping she will like it better than I have. Mac Warrick: I hereby will my car to Danny Gingrich providing he doesn't use it to take Lois Robinson to school every morning. Maxine Mosher: I hereby will my ability to do bookkeeping to Dema Moore if it's alright with Mr. Reagan. Floyd Zulian: I hereby will my perfect attendance record to Balarmine Santisteven if he will promise not to break it. Norma Wyers: I hereby will my hair to Barbara Rutherford providing she will keep it as short as I have. Jim Montieth: I hereby will my good grades in U. S. Government to Pete Whitlock only if he will promise to keep them up. Kathleen Frentress: I hereby will my freckles to Marlyn Lee provided she doesn't keep them covered. Albert Sena: I hereby will my flat-top hair cut to Dick Leslie if he’ll devote as much time to taking care of it as I have. Glenda Tabb: I hereby will Pome’s ring to anyone with enough patience to wrap it. Bill Osborn: I hereby will my Ford to anyone with enough money to keep it running. Beverly Shuster: I hereby will my drawing ability to Carolyn Holderness if she’ll use it only for art work on the Annual. Filimon Salazar: I hereby will my wrestling ability to my little brother if he will do as well as I have. Dorothy Zulian: I hereby will my brains to Norman Martinez if he won't overwork them. Quenton Parker: I hereby will my ability to get along with teachers to Roger Tabb. Janet Rogers: I hereby will my red hair to June Mathis if she will take care of it. Jo Ann Sellers: I hereby will Harley to anyone who thinks they can get away with him. Janet Leslie: I hereby will my sense of humor to those who promise not to get it into trouble. Mrs. Harrigan: I hereby will my seventh period study hall to anyone brave enough to take it. Mr. Harrigan: I hereby will my drums to Linda Schuessler if she will practice faithfully. Miss Curtis: I hereby will my car to the nearest junk man. It's a gift. Moose: I hereby will my ability to make money to the Juniors of 1960 providing I'm not here. Mr. Parsons: I hereby will my Ford to Miss Curtis. She needs a new car. Miss Lien: I hereby will all the class cake failures to the wrestling team. Mrs. Annand: I hereby will all of this year’s excuses to Louis Skufca. Mr. Reagan: I hereby will to Janet Leslie a secret formula for balancing accounts. Mr. Johnson: I hereby will my trim figure to Donna Conyers. Mr. Murphy: I hereby will the groans of the Seniors to the Freshmen. Paul: I hereby will my snow shovel to Jim Yoast. Mr. Sprout: I hereby will all the sour notes of the Senior Chorus to the Freshman Chorus. Sponsored by SAFEWAY STORE Steamboat Springs, Colorado

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Class Prophecy As we struggle up the gangplank, practically buried under mountains of luggage, we are greeted by a smiling steward who cheerfully relieves us of our burdens. From what we can see of him, his broad shoulders are enough to identify him as Albert Sena. Our ship is the U. S. S. Gerrymandering and has a very capable crew. As we sit down to a dinner in the ship's dining room, our attention is called to a very overbearing passenger who is giving a waiter a bad time. An investigation proves that the passenger is Fil Salazar, a sheep herder, who is on his way to Australia for a vacation. The poor waiter is Joe Prewitt. Joe became attached to the ship while he was installing some electrical appliances and stayed on as a waiter. From Joe, we hear about a romance between the ship's doctor, Jim Montieth, and his nurse, Jean Ryan. We stop over in England, and during a tour of Buckingham Palace we find Norma Wyers employed as a maid-in-waiting for Queen Elizabeth. Boarding our ship once again, we cross the English Channel to France. One of our fellow passengers is Dorothy Zulian who is on her way to Le Mans to enter a sports car race. Her mechanic is none other than Bill Osborn. Also on her way to Le Mans, is Jo Ann Sellers who's finally parted company with Hickamer. She threw him over for a low slung Jaguar and is planning to give Dorothy some competition. Kathleen is a beauty operator in Paris. One of her frequent customers is Gorgeous George. As we leave the ship on a shopping trip, the person just ahead of us looks vaguely familiar. It is Mac Warrick on his way to another Geneva conference. Also in Switzerland is Janet Leslie who is now giving yodelling lessons to Saint Bernards. Once more aboard our ship, we steam out for the Suez Canal. A commotion arises as we near the Rock of Gibraltar. Miss Pidge, better known as Sally Green, has fallen overboard trying to rescue her canary. We are entranced by the sight of a beautiful mermaid luring sailors by her singing. On closer view, we find it is only Glenda Tabb selling French postcards. Max Dufford is selling lingerie on the French Riviera and, from him, we hear that Janice Turner recently won the Miss Universe contest in Rome, Italy. On a lay-over in Rome we find Floyd Zulian selling old marble blocks for souvenirs of Rome. He has his own stone quarry. A mysterious passenger has been puzzling all of us. We are astounded to discover it is the famous movie star, Quenton Parker, who is traveling incognito. From him we find that Donna Conyers is in Hollywodd taking care of Roy Rogers' and Dale Evan's Children. Stanley Breshears boards the ship at Hawaii. He's on vacation from H. U. H. S. He hasn't graduated yet. Also coming on board at Hawaii are Don and Beverly who finally found enough money to take a honey- moon. Beverly has a cablegram from Maxine Mosher saying she finally settled down with Ed. In Hawaii, we find Janet Rogers who is the possessor of a crystal ball. Through the ball we are able to see what our former teachers are doing. Miss Curtis: On location in Egypt, working on Something Sphinx. Her pup, Rip, has grown up and is almost as famous as Lassie. Mr. Murphy: Announcer for Radio Free Europe. Miss Lien: The cook on our boat. Mrs. Annand: United States Ambassador to Russia. We always knew her winning smile could be put to better use. Mr. Johnson: President of Harvard University: spends his free time taking photos of eminent persons for the New York Times. His work is in great demand. Mr. Parsons: On location at North Pole. He is a technical advisor for the MGM production, The Parsons Story. Mr. Sprout: Director of the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra on tour in Germany. Mr. Reagan: Government Auditor. What happened to the assets? Paul: Retired and making brooms instead of pushing them. Mrs. Harrigan: We aren’t surprised to find Mrs. Harrigan has attained the rank of Sergeant in the French Foreign Legion. Her drummer-boy is Mr. Harrigan, better known as the Spirit of 1776. Sponsored by DOROTHY’S SHOP Steamboat Springs, Colorado

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