Harvey High School - Hornet Yearbook (Harvey, ND)

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From Left to Right: Mr. Isakson, Mr. Murie, Mr. Zerr, Mr. Bartz Math Science What’s Your Science IQ? Alright, you guys, here's your chance to show us how much you've learned in science class this year. Just take this sample quiz. Ready? 1. What does CH20 stand for? 2. 6 (Ba) (NA) 2S means 3. What does this diagram mean? Answers 1. Well, H20 is water, and C is . . . Carbon water, right? Wrong. CH20 is sea water. 2. You'll hate yourself, but it's one- half dozen bananas. (6BaNaNaS)! 3. I'll bet you never guessed that it was tri-nitro chicken wire. Now here's how you came out: 0 correct - Hopeless. Better drop the course. 1 corerct - Study Harder. Try bring- ing your book. 2 correct - Not bad. Quit sleeping during those movies. 3 correct - Congratulations! You're almost as crazy as the nut who wrote this test.

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Vocational How To Raise A Good Student 141 lb. flesh and bones 6 pints stuffed cranium 4V£ ounce package of participation 1 gallon of attention 3 hours of hard studying 5 teaspoons of instant energy 1 envelope of all purpose intelligence l i cup smart-seasoned brain mix 1-A teaspoons of patience powder 2 cups of self-determination sauce 15 cups of confidence Pound flesh and bones to flatten. Sprinkle with a little fertilizer. Cook cranium and cooperation in the 5 teaspoons of instant energy. Remove from heat; Add the hours of hard study, intelligence, and brain mix. Toss. Divide mixture among students. Roll up and secure. Combine patience, determination; coat flesh and bones. Place in 36 in. high desk. Add pack- age of participation. Set in study hall at 63 for 1 hour. Transfer to principals office. Blend confidence and attention, and stir. Pour some on flesh and bones, and pass ingredients around the school. Makes approximately 350 servings.

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Bottom, Left to Right: Mrs. Keller, Mr. Mattison. Top, Left to Right: Mr. Cahill, Mr. Schneider, and Mr. Howe. Social Studies P.E. Presidents Believe-lt-Or-Not Zachary Taylor pastured his favorite horse on the White House Lawn. James Buchanan spent over $3000 for wine at his inaugural ball. Teddy Roosevelt was the only President who did not use the personal pronoun I in his inaugural address. Ulysses Simpson Grant was given the name Hiram Ulysses Grant when he was born. Jefferson wrote his own epitaph. James Madison was the first President to regularly wear trousers instead of knee breeches. George Washington borrowed money to go to his first inauguration. William Henry Harrison died as a result of his own inauguration cele- bration. Thomas Jefferson was the first presi- dent to shake hands with guests rather than bow. The wife of President Rutherford Hayes. Lucy, was nicknamed Lem- onade Lucy because she served lem- onade rather than liquor at White House receptions. On January 1, 1802, Thomas Jefferson was presented with a 1,235 Lb. cheese made in Westchester, Mass.