Hartland High School - Beaver Yearbook (Hartland, WI)

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1926 THE BEAVER 1926 History Class Mr. Olsen- Who was Albert Gallatin? fa senator in U. S. after Rev. Warj. Louis- He invented Gelatin. One- Just think, every time I breathe someone dies. Two-- Better try Listerine. ' Grant- Do you smoke ? Si- No, I'm making myself iire proof for the hereafter. Oh! there was once a group of Seniors, Who thought that they were the wieners. When they started to sing Their voices took wing, And they sat down like-lean hot dogs. Air-plane Knowledge Mr. Olsen-How can an airplane back up? Si-Ho! ho! that's just a matter of shifting gears. The Bitter Truth Oh, mother, I'm going out on a date. Ah, yes, my darling dorter, but remember, The things you want to do are the things you hadn't orter! American History Ralph S. fReading about the Constitutionj- The iirst ten Commandments- Ha! Ha! Physics Class Henry- I got experience No. 16 done! CMeaning experiment No. 163. April night Lunar light Boy half tight Girlish sprite Roar car Driven far Maiden charms Enfolding arms Tempting lips Wheel hand slips But he stopped l the car and there was no accident. J American History Louis QBluftingD- Wm. Pitt and the Earl of Chatham were a couple of fellows in England. Mr. Olsen- Louis, they were the same man. - Modern History Mr. Olsen- Why did Austria-Hungary have only three ministers? Opal- Because they didn't need any more. . . Physics Class Mr. Olsen- Which way do the hands of a clock go? Helen- Which hand do you mean? Athletic Meeting Louis- I got a suggestion better than anyone. Freshie- No! Honest? l33l

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1926 THE BEAVER 1926 XX RX 83 t .+E ww-. 9 ffiii v4iW'3?4 Nagin Ji' f f x E' it Z Q 125 i ' f ,f'f tx , ' -f f 'X kiff 7 J X f X . fx me me ww tele i K r A Phew! Richard B.-I call my girl Listerine. Charles K.-Why! Richard B.-Because she takes my breath away. Race Prejudice Anthony--where's Cleopatra tonight? Maid-Oh, sir, she's at home with tonsilitis. Anthony-Darn those Greeks! Life is just one damp thing after another , said the clothes-line to the skirt. Sometimes when two people think the same thing at the same time it is either mental pathy or a coincidence. At other times it's quite embarassing. Does it? Louis-When iron gets cold it contracts and when it gets hot, it extracts. Frosh-What animal lives more lives than a cat? Soph-I don't know. Frosh-A frog, because he croaks everygnight. Should they? 'There's a topic on page two. ' Mr. Olsen- What is it? Grant- Should History Teachers Lie? A Grant-' A New One 4 Henry fNaming states in the Louisiana Territory,- Omaha- Mr. Olsen- What bounds Omaha, Henry? Henry-- Illinois, Wisconsin, etc. If you don't know a question, guessg sometimes the teacher doesn't know either. A New Science Louis- Over in France they raise coal. 5373.

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HM THE BEAVER 1926 Mr. Olsen- Grant, how do you spell wheel-barrow? Grant- Wheel-barrel. Sure Mr. Olsen- What's the matter with the farmers? Si- They're all right! Clever, Eh? Pupil- Livingston, did you writelon The Sicilian's Livingston W.- No, I wrote on a piece of paper. Tale'? More Modern History Mr. Olsen- What was the cause of the death of Charles I? Florence W.- He was beheaded. Physics Class Mr. Olsen- Edwin, what did you fall over? Edwin Eisen fFal1ing over Louis' feetj The resultant. Figure this out: Able was I ere I saw Elba. Is Zat So? Henry fLooking around at Mr. Olsen, Mr. O.- What are you looking at, Henry? Henry- Nothing, Horrors ! Louis- I saw a ghost in the graveyard already! Miss Rutledge- What did it look like? Louis- I didn't stop to see. 1 American History Henry- The farmers are working the hardest of anybody now. Grant- Except the school teachers. Lives there the pupil with soul so dead, Who never to himself hath said: - 'I wish I had that lesson' ? ' Ancient History ' A Sophomore- -the Sardine Islands fmeaning the Sardinia Islandsj Voice in Class- Do Sardines come from the Sardinia Islands? Oh, No! Mr. Clsen Qtalking about free speech in U. SJ- Can I say anything about ll that I want to? Henry- Oh, no! Not against the President or any other great man. , Mixed Q Henry- The law is passed from Congress to the Supreme Court. Mr. O.- Where did you learn that? Henry- In Physics Class! Abie, your shirt tail is out. ' ' H Out? Vere 1SS it out? Out vere the vest begins. Correct Miss Rutledge- Charles, name a collective noun. Charles K.- A vacuum cleaner. Yours not to reason why, Yours but to laugh-or try. Thanks! l39l you, Henry,