Hartland High School - Beaver Yearbook (Hartland, WI)

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1926 THE BEAVER 1926 XX RX 83 t .+E ww-. 9 ffiii v4iW'3?4 Nagin Ji' f f x E' it Z Q 125 i ' f ,f'f tx , ' -f f 'X kiff 7 J X f X . fx me me ww tele i K r A Phew! Richard B.-I call my girl Listerine. Charles K.-Why! Richard B.-Because she takes my breath away. Race Prejudice Anthony--where's Cleopatra tonight? Maid-Oh, sir, she's at home with tonsilitis. Anthony-Darn those Greeks! Life is just one damp thing after another , said the clothes-line to the skirt. Sometimes when two people think the same thing at the same time it is either mental pathy or a coincidence. At other times it's quite embarassing. Does it? Louis-When iron gets cold it contracts and when it gets hot, it extracts. Frosh-What animal lives more lives than a cat? Soph-I don't know. Frosh-A frog, because he croaks everygnight. Should they? 'There's a topic on page two. ' Mr. Olsen- What is it? Grant- Should History Teachers Lie? A Grant-' A New One 4 Henry fNaming states in the Louisiana Territory,- Omaha- Mr. Olsen- What bounds Omaha, Henry? Henry-- Illinois, Wisconsin, etc. If you don't know a question, guessg sometimes the teacher doesn't know either. A New Science Louis- Over in France they raise coal. 5373.

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1926 THE BEAVER 1926 March 1-Merton and North Lake pupils absent-roads blocked 2-Henry teaches American History. . 3-Elizabeth entertains Seniors at a toboggan party 4-Class teams practice for tournament. 7-Seniors and Freshies play-Oh, you Seniors 8-Sophs win toumament. 9-First Senior class play practice. 16-High school boys defeat alumni! 17-St. Patrick's Day-much green, some in color' 18-Mr. Olsen objects 19-Write it yourself! Atta Boy! 20-Junior-Senior banquet. 221-Everybody knows about spring. 23- Clarice continues to practice. 24-More of the same! 25-Ditto! 26-We believe in advertising. 29-Last week of Lent. 30-Outdoor sports in evidence. 31-These sports must be advertised. April 1-April fool! It's a. joke. 2-What? Why, all the advertising! 5-Just eight weeks more of school! 6-Play practice-much scurrying. 7-S'more practice. 8-The night before. 9- Good Evening, Clarice! 12-Juniors prepare for Prom. 17-Junior-Senior Prom. 19-We all discuss our good time at the May 23-Baccalaureate Sermon. 29-Senior Class picnic. 31-Class Night! June 1-Commencement! We are alumni! F inis 'l36l .ALA .L to write-ups on basketball games Prom

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1926 THE BEAVER 1926 History Class Mr. Olsen- Who was Albert Gallatin? fa senator in U. S. after Rev. Warj. Louis- He invented Gelatin. One- Just think, every time I breathe someone dies. Two-- Better try Listerine. ' Grant- Do you smoke ? Si- No, I'm making myself iire proof for the hereafter. Oh! there was once a group of Seniors, Who thought that they were the wieners. When they started to sing Their voices took wing, And they sat down like-lean hot dogs. Air-plane Knowledge Mr. Olsen-How can an airplane back up? Si-Ho! ho! that's just a matter of shifting gears. The Bitter Truth Oh, mother, I'm going out on a date. Ah, yes, my darling dorter, but remember, The things you want to do are the things you hadn't orter! American History Ralph S. fReading about the Constitutionj- The iirst ten Commandments- Ha! Ha! Physics Class Henry- I got experience No. 16 done! CMeaning experiment No. 163. April night Lunar light Boy half tight Girlish sprite Roar car Driven far Maiden charms Enfolding arms Tempting lips Wheel hand slips But he stopped l the car and there was no accident. J American History Louis QBluftingD- Wm. Pitt and the Earl of Chatham were a couple of fellows in England. Mr. Olsen- Louis, they were the same man. - Modern History Mr. Olsen- Why did Austria-Hungary have only three ministers? Opal- Because they didn't need any more. . . Physics Class Mr. Olsen- Which way do the hands of a clock go? Helen- Which hand do you mean? Athletic Meeting Louis- I got a suggestion better than anyone. Freshie- No! Honest? l33l