Hart High School - Hartian Yearbook (Hart, MI)

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OCEANA SANITARY ! BAKERY I AND LUNCH ROOM j : i ♦ ! I EVERYTHING IN : BAKED GOODS ; ALWAYS FRESH NOW IN OUR ! NEW LOCATION ON MILLER ST. J I-------------------------1 +————————--- ! :: JOKES Hart, Mich., Nov. 1, 1922. My Dear Sweet Honey: How are you this fine rainy day? I sure am lonesome for you. Well, honey, when are you coming back sweet heart? I suppose you will be lonesome for your honey. Well, sweet heart I must close. Please answer soon. Your loving honey. Your darling. W. I. The Virgil class was quietly seated ready for work one day when Tessora Seymour and Eleanor Dennert started to talk. The steam was making a great deal of noise and Mrs. Johnson walked over to turn it off saying: “I believe that I will turn this off, Tessora and Eleanor will furnish enough hot air. A New Food Olin: “Albert, what are found on the roots of alfalfa?” Albert Greiner: “ Lots of noodles, sir.” Shorty Ingland was sleeping in Chemistry class. Mr. Turk: “Say Ingland if you want to sleep we will fix a little bed over here in the corner for you.” Up One Side and Down the Other Mrs. Hutchins: “Karl, which way does the Mohawk river flow?” Karl J.: “East and west.” ■ • • JOKES ----------f I • • I 1 ----------+ This piquant incident occured w'hen the 9th grade was discussing the marriage and divorce laws. Bob: “I’ve read that a person can be married in one state and go to another and be unmarried.” Miss F.: “Are you sure about that?” Bob decidedly: “Yes, ma’m.” Miss F. (glancingg at a sparkler on the left hand): “Bring in the clipping, I’d be interested to know all about that.” Little boy at circus: “Ain’t that a hell of a big elephant?” Mother: “Why, Johnnie, didn’t I tell you never to say ain’t.” Rakestraw: “Name the zones, Olive.” Olive: “There are two kinds of zones. Mascu- line and Feminine. The Masculine are both temperate and intemperate. The Feminine are both horrid and frigid.” Good! Good! Mr. Bleecker went to Mrs. Noret and asked to take music lessons. He knew' absolutely nothing in regard to music but stated that he wished to interest his daughter in music so that she would wrant to take it also. He at the same time wished to learn something of music. He is to take his music lesson once a week on Wednesdays in the P. M. Bobbie (in bath tub): “Mamma you’d better come take me out of this wrater.” Mamma: “Why Bobbie, I thought you liked to play in water.” Bobbie: “Yes, but I’m afraid I'll rust.” Mr. Turk in Physics: “Now in case anything should go wrong with this experiment, we and the laboratory with us will be blown sky high. Now come a little closer class, in order that you may follow me.” Ha! Harl: “Why I got zero in class today.” Greiner: That’s nothing.” Harl: “What’s nothing?” Greiner: “Zero.” “Can you write your name w'ith your eyes shut, Dad?” “Yes,—” “Well, shut your eyes and sign this report card.” She: “Marry you! Why your salary wouldn’t keep me in handkerchiefs. He: “Oh, very well. I’ll wait till your cold is better.” Be Careful lr. Turk Miss Tessora Seymour is the only girl in the Hart High School trigonometry class and so when she fails to grasp a Sine or Tangent, Mr. Turk leans over indulgent-like and says: “Why, Chicken Little, its like this—!” Mr. Blceckcr is in a turkey coupe. See! Mr. Turk’s coupe. Wayne Purdy: “Is Doris older than you?” Mildred: “About fifteen minutes.”