Harris Elmore High School - Helm Yearbook (Elmore, OH)

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Class will We, the Senior Class of 1963, being young and cheerful, and having sound mind and body, do make, publish, and declare this our last will and testament, hereby revoking and making null and void all the other wills and promises, whereby written or oral, made by us in the past. I, PAMELA AMES, bequeath my ability to catch a boy the second time around to Jean Bartell. Good luck, Jean! I, CAROLYN ANSTED, bequeath my ability to be the only girl in a junior-senior math class to Natalie Preston. Remember, no copying of homework. I, NANCY BARKER, bequeath my ability to toboggan to Bill Martin and Jim Damsch- J roder . Watch out for those trees . I, DENNIS BENNICE, bequeath my all -district baseball pitching honors to Susan Tab- bert, knowing she's got quite a curve. I, MIKE BERGMAN, bequeath my ability to show respect in the senior homeroom to David Dudrow and David Peters . I, TOM BLOOM, bequeath my Seaway Conference First Team honors to Annette Behm and Karen Johns, hoping that they will have a G.A.A. football team next year. I, TED BOLANDER, bequeath my Iron-Man football ability to Beverly Knipp and Esther Tristan. May it prove an overwhelming force. I, ROGER BOWYER, bequeath my natural curly hair to Jim Haar and Robert Shaffer, hoping they have as much trouble as I did with it. I, DARYLE DAMSCHRODER, bequeath my first -string tackle position to Bonnie Haar and Connie Hetrick, hoping that they can crack the opposing line easier than I did. I, MARILYN DANSCHRODER, bequeath my position as cafeteria cashier to I..eAnne Graening, knowing she will appreciate the change from garbage girl. I, CAROLYN DAMSCHRODER, bequeath my ability to work on the machines in the com mercial room to Sandi Haar. Remember, if you brake one just pull the plug and cal for help . I, NORMA DAMSCHRODER, bequeath my position as first to be engaged in the senior class to Asenah Martin and Marilyn Almroth. I, JOANNE DEACON, bequeath my ability to get my finger jammed playing basketball and have it in a splint for two weeks to Mike Avers . I, LUCILLE DeSTAZIO, bequeath my ability to talk faster than I can type to Joyce Luebke. I, DENNIS EPLING, bequeath my ability to catch a football to Mike Swank and Tom I-leineman. I, JANET GAHN, and I, KARREN HELLE, bequeath our ability to skip school and go to Woodville to Ed Miller and Bob Croll. I, RHONDA GARN, bequeath my 74 Harley Davidson motor cycle to Jean Brandow in hopesjshe can keep both wheels on the ground. I, RHONALD GIESLER, bequeath my second steady girl friend to Duane Arndtg having one girl is enough. I, JIM HEATH, bequeath my outstanding ability in typing class to Wayne Sandrock and Robert Savage. Remember, it's only a game. I, FRED HASSELKUS, bequeath my black boots to Jim Leist, knowing that he can use them when everything gets too deep. SCOTT HETRICK, bequeath my ability to make wisecracks in Senior speech class to Bob Griffin and Denny Deitemyer, hoping they enjoy being yelled at as much as I did JOHN HOWARD, bequeath my physique to John Stewart and Tom Milbrodt . VIRGINIA JACOBS, bequeath my position on the G.A.A. basketball team to Allen Hamilton and Chuck Jaeger, hoping they don't make too many passes, and hoping the make out all right. MIKE LUDLOW, bequeath my self -confidence to Mary Call. 18

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Suddenly we hear a loud l -2 -3-4, l -2 -3-4. We glance into the school yard and see CAROLYN DAMSCHRODER giving the eight graders calis- thenics . Being gym teacher, Carolyn has lost much weight and is now being chased by the school's janitor, TOM WALTER . Tom has promoted himself from broom boy to incinerator manager and is in charge of the school's disposal system. A student escorts us to the superintendent, SCOTT HETRICK. We find him in his office, asleep as usual. The guidance counselor, SUSAN SCHLIEVERT, is busy helping the students of the day. She has her own room next to the office. Soon we find our- selves wandering the halls of the old school. There are several new pictures hanging from the hall of fame. The most outstanding is that of TOM BLOOM, United States Olympic Star of 1975. He holds the world's pole vault record of eighteen feet, two and one -half inches. He accom- plished this feat with an antigravitational pole invented by TED BOLAND- ER. Ted had the hair -brained idea in high school and has made a small fortune from it. Down the hall we see cards flying out of an open door. As we look in the door, we see JEAN VALASEK hurriedly making adjust- ments on the IBM. Somehow Jean got the machine all messed up. As we venture on, we see the beautiful new field house. It was designed and built by MIKE LUDLOW. The money for this structure was donated by VIRGINIA JACOBS, the new Hollywood Starlet . She specified that it be heart shaped for reasons unknown. DENNY EPLING, the physical edu- cation instructor and basketball coach, is busy teaching the boys the new super duper scooper play, guaranteed to make a basket every time. As we leave the school, the town flat foot, chief of police RHODA GARN, goes sailing by on her motorcycle. She is the first female cop Elmore has ever had. She pulls up in front of the library where we see SHARON WALTER, busy filing books away. She is the head librarian. It is now time to leave Elmore, but we still have a few places to visit. We board our craft and glide first to the riding stables of LUCILLE De- STAZIO . Lucy has purchased several farms outside of town and has made a riding academy from them. We are also glad to know that two of her famous students are MERIBETH TANK and KATHY WILLEY. Meri- beth has a special nack of mounting horses backwards while Kathy has the natural spurring characteristic of constantly wiggling her leg. Some- thing soon catches our eye. It is the eighteen-hole golf course on the KENNY NEEB farm . Kenny had the idea in school and has made it into a reality. We hear the buzz of some machine and as we look down the road, we see JIM METCHER driving his new John Deere. Jim has converted the John Deere from a putt -putt to a buzz -buzz . We reverse our direc- tion and after cruising through town, turn on to the B-J Highway. It is the new and straigtened 105 that was constructed by BARRY MOELLMAN and JOHN HOWARD. They say it speeds commuting with the neighboring town. We turn on our closed circuit TV in the craft and see another El- more worker. It is JANICE OTTE. She is busy planting tomatoes on her large estate. It is easier now because she has a new cotton pickin' toma- to planter. Our last stop is at the Multi-Million Dollar Chicken Farms of RONALD GIESLER . He is getting over three million eggs a day. The eggs are square, something new in the egg industry, so they don't roll and break as before. After a delicious egg-nog treat, we once again board our craft and speed on into the future. 17

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BARRY MOELLMAN, bequeath my halo to Greg johns and Bill Ansted, knowing that they won't have to prove they had it as I did. KENNY NEEB, bequeath my junk auto parts to Ronnie Peters, knowing he will have a use for them soon. JIM' NETCHER, bequeath my ability to abide by the basketball training rules to Bill Semrock and Don Schling. Try to make it home before 1:00 A.M. next year, boys. LOIS ORMAN, bequeath my position as chairman of the mouse exterminating com- mittee to Susie Willmeth and Kathy Slates. Hope you catch more mice than I did. JANICE OTTE, bequeath my ability to chew gum in biology class without getting caught to Nan james and Nora Graver. Best of luck, girls. DARWIN OVERMYER, bequeath my brownie points to Leslie Goetz and Tom Petersen DOROTHY ROBERTS, bequeath my booming, boisterous voice at the basketball games to Pat Novoselec and Harry Keeler. SUSAN SCHLIEVERT, bequeath my ability to get along with the teachers to Ruth Ann Schwemberger and janet Deitemeyer . MARY LEE THOMAS, will to Carol Reynolds a big black book to put her who, what, how, when, and wheres in. JEAN VALASEK, bequeath my position as treasurer of Versatile to Leonor Barron and Diane Dunmyer . BRADY STONER, bequeath my ability to talk too much in English composition class to Diane Ory. Let's see how long you can get away with it. MERIBETH TANK, bequeath my ability to put my foot in my mouth by saying the wrong thing at the wrong time to Diane Peters . I hope this doesn't create as many embarrassing situations for you as it did for me. TOM WALTER, bequeath my aggressive behavior with girls to Marty Gahn. JOHN WATERS, bequeath my ability to pony, twist, and mash -potato to Robert Haar, hoping he will become one of us . GEORGE WEIS, bequeath my height to Gloria Barshall and Bonnie Crozier, hoping they will become great helps to the 68 -64 G.A.A. basketball season. KATHY WILLEY, bequeath my ability to go frantic when I have to use correction fluid on a stencil to Kay Miller. and Sharon Wilburn. JANETTE WISEGIVER, bequeath my sweet quietness and shyness to jim Geldien. Have fun. SHARON WALTER, bequeath my speed in secretarial practice to Bonnie Smith. O. r. Hetrick--A roll of tape because after we leave, everything will fall apart . rs. Kontak--A senior home room that shows respect. rs. Anstead--A mature senior speech class that can give a good speech without giggling. rs. Coleman--A relative in next year's senior class. rs . Damschroder--A bull whip for her rough and tumble study hall. r . Harms--A hat size twenty -three. rs. Barker--A senior commercial class that likes to' take the juniors on their field trips . r . Barber--A pair of bongo drums r. Shelly--A ten -pound hammer and a mile-long nail. r. Porter--An all girls' physics class. r. Katko--A student roster of first names. r. Egert--A megaphone so he can be heard in the back of the room . r. Goetschius--A Helm staff that takes pictures of other people besides themselves. r. Netz--A coupon for Campbel1's Soup! rs. lWade--Another senior shadow to follow her around. 19