Harris Elmore High School - Helm Yearbook (Elmore, OH)

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Class Pwphw-J The year is 1983 . We are gliding gently along our track in the new air lift car of the year. It is a new auto that rides on a cushion of air. It has been invented by the master mind of General Motors, MIKE BERG- MAN. lt has taken him ten years to perfect it. Soon we see the quaint village of Elmore. We were told of some of the new additions to the village. The newest is the drag strip north of town. Upon visiting it, we see two top notch hot rodders, KARREN HELLE and JANET GAHN, zooming down the strip. We notice they are driving new style cars with the fuel invented by a former Elmore chemistry student, GEORGE WEIS. While trying to make flubber, it seems that he came up with glubber, the new fuel for the new cars . Boy, do they go! As we glide closer to town, we come upon the Dime -a-Dozen Dinky Wienny Shop, owned and run by DARYLE DAMSCHRODER. He is selling hot dogs for a dime a dozen. We decided to park our craft and take a tour of his plant. As soon as we enter, we are interrupted by the whine of an ambulance. As we turn around, we see NANCY BARKER shoot past in the ambulance. We rush to our car and follow the ambulance to Elmore's new hospital. lt is named Ames General Hospital and is run by PAMELA AMES. Pam tells us of an unusual mental case, DENNIS BENNICE . For the first time in thirty years a girl has chased Denny and it gave him a mental relapse. Chief brain surgeon, BRADY STONER, is studying the case and running several tests on Denny. JOANNE DEACON, Denny's very private nurse, is taking pills to his room. As we pass the door, we see a sign on it that says DO NOT DISTURB. We walk down the hall and enter the laboratory where we find CAROLYN ANSTED working on a sure cure for the seven-year itch. Shortly, we find the admittance secretary, DARWIN OVERMYER, typing ROGER BOWYER'S dismissal slip for the fifth time. Darwin hasn't found a typewriter that types by itself yet. Roger is leaving the hospital after recovering from another broken arm received while having a friendly argument with his wife. By this time we are getting hungry, so we head for the cafeteria. On the way, we pass JIM HEATH'S health bar, where he is busy serving his Decayed Egg Custard special. After filling our trays in the cafeteria, We are kindly asked for our money by MARILYN DAMSCHRODER at the cashier counter. While eating, we pick up the latest issue of the weekly paper, the Loco Weed. The editor of the paper is MARY LEE THOMAS, We read the love-lorn column written by star reporter, NORMA DAMSCHRODER. Her famous saying is, If you're young and not too chubby, come in and get yourself a hubby. One of the front page stories we first notice is the feature article about the tour of the famous Road Runner with a Hanging Jaw, painted by LOIS ORMAN. It is now on exhibition in Paris . JOHN WATERS is also the cartoonist of the paper and he is nationally known for his animal cartoons . After our delightful lunch, we leave the hospital and walk slowly down the street. The first establishment we see is the mortuary, FRED HAS- SELKUS is now the town's undertaker. On the front window is written, You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em . Next we see the beauty salon of JANET WISEGIVER. She has revolutionized girls' hair styles by creating a Yul Brynner for women. Instead of a shampoo and set, she gives a shave and a shine. Nearing the school, we see a department store with DOROTHY ROBERTS modeling clothes . She has fashioned many clothes which are now world famous . 16