Harris Elmore High School - Helm Yearbook (Elmore, OH)

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If you are in the market for flowers, go to Draper and Zunk's Greenhouse. They offer a wide variety of new plants discovered by the owners DENNIS DRAPER and RICHARD ZUNK. Two more of the members of the class have gone into the entertainment world. GALEN LEMKE is the new sensational star of stage, screen, TV, and outer space. JAMES MAGSIG ' heads the Philadelphia Philharmonic Symphony Crchestra. DON LAUER has become one of the world's renowned travelers. He has been nicknamed Lowell Thomas the II. Along with him has gone BETH BRANDES. Beth was the first psychiatrist to interview a head hunter in the wilds of South Africa. The graduates of the class of I958 have done well for themselves so l, the spirit of the class of l958, salute them and leave them now to continue in their paths of success. VALEDICTORIAN James Owen Today we Fol low, tomorrow we lead. SALUTATORIAN Beth Brandes f 1 Welcome l 1. P lit! 25

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Claaa Puophecq Coming back to Elmore in the year T978 after being one of the first travelers to the planet Satunatus, I decided to look up the graduates of I958. Stepping out of the Galaxy 5-D-5 which, incidentally, was invented by JAMES OWEN from his collection of Model T Fords, the first scene to catch my eye is the brilliant neon sign advertising Bay-tonne. This is a now famous fashion center run by ALICE BAY, assisted by the wizard seamstress KATHERINE BARKHAU. Their gowns have been worn by some of the world's best dressed women, includ- ing socialite BARBARA DAMSCHRODER. Barb is still waiting patiently for JERRY KRUEGER to propose to her. Jerry is the only artist to have painted the Eiffel Tower at a straight angle. Cruising farther in the GaIaxy I am caught in a mad missile race which has been caused by MURRETTE NEWTON'S announcement of the sale of Ansh Girty-Girts. These girty-girts, which are girdles worn for outer space travel, were designed by TWYLA WHEATLEY, SHIRLEY DAMSCHRODER, and ANN NELSON. Another thriving business is the Juan-Kat-Laundromat run by JUANITA BARRON and KATHY MIRELES. They owe the success of their business to SUSAN SCHWEMBERGER and GRETCHEN MINNING'S discovery of Suegret's Nu-All Soap which renews clothes for a lifetime, not counting holidays and Sundays. BEVERLY FLICK has worked her way up to the top in Penney's and is now manager of all Penney stores in the area. Bev also recommends the Juan-Kat-Laundromat to all Penney customers for the clothes they buy there. Stopping at Wood's News Stand, operated by SUZAN NE WOOD, I notice on the front page a picture of one of the graduates of I958. I read on and find it is JOYCE MILLER being crowned by beauty contest iudge MELVIN GIESLER. Joyce has been named Miss Poise of I978. Entertainment for this affair was furnished by the Harmony Kats, RUSSELL FUR- STNAU, FRANCIS WIDMAN, and JAMES DRAEGER. Several of the i958 class members have gone to work for their government. LEONA KRUMNOW and ROSEMARY CROLL now head the United States Treasury Department. GARY Soco ANDERSON is the Ambassador to Russia although he has promoted much good will, his sense of humor bewildered the Russians so much that he started a revolt for Humorism instead of communism. JAMES KLICKMAN, really helps the farmers out, he is the new Secretary of Agriculture. DAVID HAAR is a Marine D. I. He was the first D, I, to allow Elvis haircuts in the service. Last but not least is the President of the United States, WARREN SCHLIEVERT. His calm disposition was the alluring point which won him the election. LOREN SAMPSON has taken over the place of Walter Winchell as news reporter over the nation. His secretary is JANE DAMSCHRODER, the only person who can write as fast as he can dictate. For a refreshment we stop at one of Daryl 's Quairy Deens. DARYL BOUCK'S ice cream especially features the cone with the Kurly-Kue at the bottom instead of the top. If you are interested in having a car specially made, you don't have to have it imported. JAMES HOLLAND designs the car of your dreams. The paint'job is left up to DENNIS HAAR. Their Carstum Car Custom Shop is a great success. For scratches or dents in their models, they recommend Em's Fix-It-Fender Shop operated by EMILY FONDESSY. SUE ARNDT and LOIS AVERS head the new IBM School in Elmore. Lois teaches the operation of the machines and Sue repairs them when they wear out. 24

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