Harris Elmore High School - Helm Yearbook (Elmore, OH)

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James Magsig, bequeath my ability to direct the band to Bob Rymers. Joyce Miller, bequeath my basketball-playing ability to Barrett Bates. Good luck for All-Ohio Team! I, Gretchen Minning, bequeath my command of the English language to Darla Avery, hoping she gets as much out of it as I did. I, Katherine Mireles, bequeath my false pony tail to Dennis Stackhouse, hoping he will enjoy its silky black strands as much as I did. I, If I, Ann Nelson, bequeath my ability to crowd letters on a stencil to Sharon Huston, know- ing she will find it useful. I, Murrette Newton, bequeath my love of sewing to Barry Hennessey, knowing he will be as entranced with the results as I was. I, James Owen, bequeath my love of fast cars and girls to Walter Easler, hoping he will enjoy them even more than I have. I, Loren Sampson, bequeath my ability to understand poetry to Marjorie Hetrick. I, Susan Schwemberger, bequeath my ability to make 50 errors on a five-minute timed writing in typing to Robert Magsig, hoping he, too, has a red pencil to mark them with I, Francis Widman, bequeath my popularity with the girls to Alan Anthony. I, Twyla Wheatley, bequeath my used shorthand pads to Betty Boss-maybe she can read my notes. I, Susie Wood, bequeath my height to Lyle Haar so he can find out how the rest of us live The Entire Class Bequeaths: To Mr. Hetrick, a senior class that knows how to behave, as a senior class should. To Mrs. Kontak, a senior class that can hold an orderly class meeting. To Mrs. Anstead, a senior English class that studies for tests. To Mrs. Coleman, an American Government class that listens to the news and remembers lt. To Mrs. Barker, a P'n'G staff that gets a first in mimeographing at NODJA. To Mrs. Damschroder, a home-economics class she does not have to shout at to be heard. To Mrs. Haar, a senior class who knows what they are getting passes for. To Mr. Butts, a mixed chorus and band par excellence. To Mr. Egert, an advanced math class that is advanced. To Mr. Barker, a class of real farmers. To Mr. Rymers, a chemistry class that understands what they are doing in lab. To Mr. Netz, an uncomplaining gym class. To Mr. Carpenter, a shop full of boys that work efficiently. To Mr. Goetschius, seniors who are taking economics because they are interested. To Mr. Katko, best wishes. In witness whereof we have hereunto subscribed our name and affixed our seal this twenty-sixth day of May, nineteen hundred and fifty-eight. Undersigned: The Class of i958 'T President: James Owen EQ i Q ni 31' 23

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9 Claim will 9' L Q F We, the class of I958 of Harris-Elmore High School, being of sound mind and body, re- alizing that our days here are numbered, do hereby make this our last will and testament. Any statements or agreements we may have made previously we now declare to be null and void. I, Gary Anderson, bequeath my little red address book to Tom Shaffer, hoping he prospers with it as much as I have. I, Sue Arndt, bequeath my 60 in shorthand to Lavern Nelson. I, Lois Avers, bequeath my position as P'n'G editor to Shirley Kroeger. I, Katherine Barkhau, bequeath my ability to bake delicious cherry pies to Sandra Hessel- bart, hoping she will win many contests, too. I, Juanita Barron, bequeath my love of good food to Owen Kardatzke, hoping he will till out. I, Alice Bay, bequeath my fluttering eyelashes to Sally Shrader. . .make good use of them, Sally. I, Daryl Bouck, bequeath my ability to talk to Easter Holsinger. I, Beth Brandes, bequeath my good attendance record to Willard Buhrow. I, Rosemary Croll, bequeath my all-around athletic ability to Harold Semrock. I, Barbara Damschroder and I, Jerry Krueger, bequeath our ability to quarrel and make up to Rose Lauer and John Marsh. I, Jane Damschroder, bequeath a bottle of correction fluid to Lois Kardatzke, hoping she won't have to use it as much as I did. I, Shirley Damschroder, bequeath my quiet manner in the classroom to Harry Blausey. . .shh, Harry. I, James Draeger, bequeath my position as Student Council President to Edgar Buck. Good Luck, Edgar! I, Dennis Draper and I, Richard Zunk, bequeath our love of the Great Outdoors to Les- ter Krumnow and Darrell Opfer. Beverly' Flick, bequeath my ability to twirl a baton to Nancy Garner. Emily Fondessy and I, Leona Krumnow bequeath the honor of being the only two senior girls to be engaged at the end of the school year to Bonnie Worthington and Frances Damschroder. I, Russell Furstnau, bequeath my State Farmer Degree to Joan Kuhlman and Margaret Kontak. As a partnership, your first million in farming should come quickly and easily. I, Melvin Giesler, bequeath my ability to judge cattle to Norbert Widman and Darlene Sahr. I, David Haar, bequeath a lock of my hair to Suzanne DeStazio, hoping she will remember me when I am gone. I, Dennis Haar and I, Warren Schlievert, bequeath our safe driving records to David Crozier and Ronald Sampson. James Holland, bequeath my square personality to Dolores Toops. James Klickman, bequeath my typing ability to Deanna Baumer. l, Don Lauer, -bequeath my ability to walk out of chemistry class with a workbook test un- der my arm to Bob Shamp. I, Galen Lemke, bequeath my bulging muscles to Donna Epling. If If If If

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Claaa Puophecq Coming back to Elmore in the year T978 after being one of the first travelers to the planet Satunatus, I decided to look up the graduates of I958. Stepping out of the Galaxy 5-D-5 which, incidentally, was invented by JAMES OWEN from his collection of Model T Fords, the first scene to catch my eye is the brilliant neon sign advertising Bay-tonne. This is a now famous fashion center run by ALICE BAY, assisted by the wizard seamstress KATHERINE BARKHAU. Their gowns have been worn by some of the world's best dressed women, includ- ing socialite BARBARA DAMSCHRODER. Barb is still waiting patiently for JERRY KRUEGER to propose to her. Jerry is the only artist to have painted the Eiffel Tower at a straight angle. Cruising farther in the GaIaxy I am caught in a mad missile race which has been caused by MURRETTE NEWTON'S announcement of the sale of Ansh Girty-Girts. These girty-girts, which are girdles worn for outer space travel, were designed by TWYLA WHEATLEY, SHIRLEY DAMSCHRODER, and ANN NELSON. Another thriving business is the Juan-Kat-Laundromat run by JUANITA BARRON and KATHY MIRELES. They owe the success of their business to SUSAN SCHWEMBERGER and GRETCHEN MINNING'S discovery of Suegret's Nu-All Soap which renews clothes for a lifetime, not counting holidays and Sundays. BEVERLY FLICK has worked her way up to the top in Penney's and is now manager of all Penney stores in the area. Bev also recommends the Juan-Kat-Laundromat to all Penney customers for the clothes they buy there. Stopping at Wood's News Stand, operated by SUZAN NE WOOD, I notice on the front page a picture of one of the graduates of I958. I read on and find it is JOYCE MILLER being crowned by beauty contest iudge MELVIN GIESLER. Joyce has been named Miss Poise of I978. Entertainment for this affair was furnished by the Harmony Kats, RUSSELL FUR- STNAU, FRANCIS WIDMAN, and JAMES DRAEGER. Several of the i958 class members have gone to work for their government. LEONA KRUMNOW and ROSEMARY CROLL now head the United States Treasury Department. GARY Soco ANDERSON is the Ambassador to Russia although he has promoted much good will, his sense of humor bewildered the Russians so much that he started a revolt for Humorism instead of communism. JAMES KLICKMAN, really helps the farmers out, he is the new Secretary of Agriculture. DAVID HAAR is a Marine D. I. He was the first D, I, to allow Elvis haircuts in the service. Last but not least is the President of the United States, WARREN SCHLIEVERT. His calm disposition was the alluring point which won him the election. LOREN SAMPSON has taken over the place of Walter Winchell as news reporter over the nation. His secretary is JANE DAMSCHRODER, the only person who can write as fast as he can dictate. For a refreshment we stop at one of Daryl 's Quairy Deens. DARYL BOUCK'S ice cream especially features the cone with the Kurly-Kue at the bottom instead of the top. If you are interested in having a car specially made, you don't have to have it imported. JAMES HOLLAND designs the car of your dreams. The paint'job is left up to DENNIS HAAR. Their Carstum Car Custom Shop is a great success. For scratches or dents in their models, they recommend Em's Fix-It-Fender Shop operated by EMILY FONDESSY. SUE ARNDT and LOIS AVERS head the new IBM School in Elmore. Lois teaches the operation of the machines and Sue repairs them when they wear out. 24