Harmony High School - Ferguson Yearbook (St Cloud, FL)

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r-'X I til, T ll X 'J 'V- gln' n C 4.9 I J JJ QKE Mr. Linkletter: Why did you put hot water in the hens' drinking pan? Victor: I thought they'd lay hard- boiled eggs. Allan: Why is a room full of married couples like an empty room? Gary: There isn't a single person in it. Mrs. Pelkey: That fancy vase on the mantle? That's my husband's ashes. Mrs. Downs: Oh, I'm so sorry. How long has he been dead? Mrs. Pelkey: He's not dead-just too lazy to reach for an ash tray. Luella: Sorry. I don't go out with perfect strangers. Gerald: That's all right. I'm not perfect. Waynard: You say Meredith breaks her dates: what's so bad about that? Gordon: I still say that getting home broke every time I go out with her is too much. Mr. Tracy: Call me a taxi. Beverly C : Okay: 'You're a taxi'- Rodney: 'Did you take a bath? Tubby: No, is one missing? Jo-Ann: I left my watch upstairs. Meredith: Never mind. It will run down. Iiuella: Do you file your mails? Iris: Certainly not. I just cut them off and throw them away. Attorney: Now, madam, you say you were walking your dog the eve- ning of the crime. Did you stop anywhere? Leone C.: Sir, did you ever walk il dog? Charles C: Am I driving too fast? Betty C: You're either driving too fast or flying too low. Beverly C: They say Jackie is going to marry that X-Ray specialist? Sherley L: Yes, he must see some- thing in her that other people don't. Mr. Tracy: I've set my heart on a Buick. Mrs. Tracy: Good! And I'll bet that's the only part of your anatomy that will ever set on one- Mrs. Marble: Do you owe any back house rent? Mr. St. Pierre: Lady, I want you to know we've had inside plumbing for years. Zane: So you're back from your holiday. Feel any change? Mr. Connolly: Not a nickel. Margaret C: Why did you slug the psychiatrist? All he said was that you had nothing to worry about. Waynard: He did not. What he said wail that I had nothing to worry wit . Jackie: Considering the divorce rate. America is still the land of the free. Mildred: Yes, but marriages are go- ing up faster yet. It's still the homie of the brave- Patricia G: Have you ever had your family connections traced? Nonie K: Well, they traced an uncle of mine as far as Canada once. Mr. Clark: You can't marry this girl without permission: she's a minor. Waynard: Who do I have to ask? John IA. Lewis ?

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Dawna: You never take my arm when we cross the street. Where's your chivalry? Carroll: Oh, the dealer has it-I'm trading it in on a Pontiac. Donald: I sure would like to figure how to make my work lighter. Waynard: I'd be satisfied if I could make my lighter work. Miss Ham: Is this paper yours? The name is obliterated. Florence: Nope-not mine. My name is Folsom. Donald: Charles said you said you liked to work. Thayne: Not at all' I said I liked to do nothing better. Dawna: You say that you love me but would you be willing to die for me? Allan: Well, er, er, that is, mine is what they call undying love. Dr. Beaulier: What exercise do you take in the morning when you first awaken? C. Cobb: I turn over slowly and go back to sleep. Gary: What did the necktie say to the hat? Carroll: I give up. Gary: You go on a head, I'll hang around. Hobo: Could you spare something to eat, I'm powerful hungry. Miss Ham: Do you like cold rice? Hobo: I sure do. Miss Ham: Well, come back tomor- row, it's hot now. Judge: Have you ever been up be- fore me? U Prisoner: I don't know. What time do you get up? Said the toe to the sock, Let me through, let me through. Said the sock to the toe I'll be darned if I do- Rodney: My Aincle can't decide whether to get a new cow or a bicycle for his farm, Dana: He'd certainly look silly rid- ing around on a cow. Rodney: Yes, but he'd look even sil- lier milking a bicycle. Lue: I hear you fell down when you were skating last night. one around to laugh? Earl: No, but the ice made some aw- ful cracks. Was any- Kirby CCryingJ : Mother, Margaret won't 1-et I swing. Mother fCorrecting himjz Margaret won't let me swing. Kirby: I know it. She won't let any- one swing. Mr. Connolly: Why did you wake me out of a sound sleep? Mrs. Connolly: The sound was kind of loud. Gordon: Did you know my father was an electrician? Vic: Really? Gordon: Yes, I was his first shock- Dana: Have a peanut? Iris: No, thanks. They're fattening. Dana: 'Why should they be fatten- ing? Iris: I don't know why, but I never saw an elephant eating anything else. Letha: I was looking out the window and I saw a house fly. Vlirgil: Really? I thought only the chimney Hue. Mr. Chadbourne: Why is this town called Fishhook? Conductor: Because it is at the end of the line. Donald and Thayne were riding a bicycle built for two up Page Hill. Thayne was sitting on front and do- ing all the pedaling as usual. As they topped the hill, they stopped and Thayne wiped his brow- Whewl That sure is some hill! Donald: Yeah, it sure is. I had to hold the brake on all the way up to keep us from rolling back. Dana Huff '53 Donald Davis '56