Harmony High School - Ferguson Yearbook (St Cloud, FL)

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1953 ff f. pwxw 5 INFORMALS . -.3 -i 3 H , 'fi I :J- ,'Acg K . 'yfffi' M' , ,Jn Al., 'flu I The Headless Horseman The Horse In the palm of her hand Pat Ka Cecil-huh? ? , , V, .1 f 5. Getting along' for once 6. Peat 7. A guy's got to 8. Repeat protect hims-elf

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fb fm -1 fx if ,, V, .Q 31g MA! H ii ' 1 Sz 2. Which is which? 3. Yum-yum! 4. Dixie Twins p 1 -f 1953 IN FORMA S 5. Sunshine 6. Romance 7-13. Bricks 14. Mr. America of 1973

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r-'X I til, T ll X 'J 'V- gln' n C 4.9 I J JJ QKE Mr. Linkletter: Why did you put hot water in the hens' drinking pan? Victor: I thought they'd lay hard- boiled eggs. Allan: Why is a room full of married couples like an empty room? Gary: There isn't a single person in it. Mrs. Pelkey: That fancy vase on the mantle? That's my husband's ashes. Mrs. Downs: Oh, I'm so sorry. How long has he been dead? Mrs. Pelkey: He's not dead-just too lazy to reach for an ash tray. Luella: Sorry. I don't go out with perfect strangers. Gerald: That's all right. I'm not perfect. Waynard: You say Meredith breaks her dates: what's so bad about that? Gordon: I still say that getting home broke every time I go out with her is too much. Mr. Tracy: Call me a taxi. Beverly C : Okay: 'You're a taxi'- Rodney: 'Did you take a bath? Tubby: No, is one missing? Jo-Ann: I left my watch upstairs. Meredith: Never mind. It will run down. Iiuella: Do you file your mails? Iris: Certainly not. I just cut them off and throw them away. Attorney: Now, madam, you say you were walking your dog the eve- ning of the crime. Did you stop anywhere? Leone C.: Sir, did you ever walk il dog? Charles C: Am I driving too fast? Betty C: You're either driving too fast or flying too low. Beverly C: They say Jackie is going to marry that X-Ray specialist? Sherley L: Yes, he must see some- thing in her that other people don't. Mr. Tracy: I've set my heart on a Buick. Mrs. Tracy: Good! And I'll bet that's the only part of your anatomy that will ever set on one- Mrs. Marble: Do you owe any back house rent? Mr. St. Pierre: Lady, I want you to know we've had inside plumbing for years. Zane: So you're back from your holiday. Feel any change? Mr. Connolly: Not a nickel. Margaret C: Why did you slug the psychiatrist? All he said was that you had nothing to worry about. Waynard: He did not. What he said wail that I had nothing to worry wit . Jackie: Considering the divorce rate. America is still the land of the free. Mildred: Yes, but marriages are go- ing up faster yet. It's still the homie of the brave- Patricia G: Have you ever had your family connections traced? Nonie K: Well, they traced an uncle of mine as far as Canada once. Mr. Clark: You can't marry this girl without permission: she's a minor. Waynard: Who do I have to ask? John IA. Lewis ?